Author's note. Hey everyone, this is my first time publishing things on ff.net. These series of letters were written by me and my friend Nimhitriel. We are real best friends who go to school together. In our group, we each have a LotR character that we dress up like. Mine is Galadriel and hers is Legolas. I do have a thing with Legolas so we started this joke that the two were having an affair. I do not own Lord of the Rings, Legolas, (oh I wish I did) Galadriel or any other character mentioned in this story. And yes, my friends and I need help but small town, bored teens, can you blame us? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

It all started not too long ago. The fellowship had just arrived in Lothlorien. Legolas is so hot; he has been on my mind. My husband lost interest in me a long time ago and prefers to have not so secretive affairs with servants and soldiers. So you can imagine my delight when while on my nightly stroll, I discovered Legolas and my March Warden Haldir, embracing in a secretive part of the Golden Woods. Threatening to tell his father, Legolas gave in to my demands as long as he could continue his secret meetings with Haldir, I was generous. That is how it all began.
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Galadriel! Lady of Lorien! Since I have kept MY part of the bargain (to your pleasure, I'm sure) ; ) It is now time for you to keep yours. I shall be gone on errand tomorrow, but upon my return I expect to find your March warden ALONE in some secluded spot of the Golden wood. Awaiting your reply, Legolas Your Prince

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Dearest Prince of Mirkwood, I have to agree that you have kept your part of the bargain (which has brought me much pleasure). I will keep my end of it as well You can meet your precious Haldir in my own private chambers (I'm sure that you know the way) I hope that you have fun on your errand (even if it means leaving me here). I know that you'll enjoy yourself afterwards! All my love, Galadriel, Lady of the Golden wood and QUEEN (take that, Aragorn!) of Lothlorien.

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Darling, Am very thankful for your generous offer! How long do you think we will have? I need to know this in order to plan my evening properly, you see. By the way, in response to your kindness, I have a bit of information you might want to hear: I understand that a certain young hobbit, Pippin by name, has shown extraordinary promise in * conversing * with elves. I believe that maybe you should take him under your wing (so to speak) before that disaffected, unshaven, flea-ridden, and smelly human who is after my ass gets him. Just a suggestion. Love, Your Prince

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My Darling Prince, Everything is set up so that you and my Marchwarden can have your little rendezvous. I have arranged it so that my husband will be off visiting our son-in-law and our granddaughter and the servants have been informed to not

venture into my quarters. So, while you are with my Marchwarden, I will be by my mirror, making sure that my husband and others stay away. Your Loving, Galadriel, Queen of Lothlorien and Lady of the Golden Woods.

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My Lady! Thank you most kindly.cannot wait 'till tonight.I'd wish you an evening as pleasant as mine, but that is nearly impossible, huh? Only Haldir could claim one as such. Thank you again, Your Loving Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood