Naruto and his Uzumaki brothers
Hey this is my first fanfic ever. I don't know how to make a good start and I know I will screw up. But hey give this new guy a chance! I don't have internet yet on my computer at home so I might update late because I use my school's computers. But truth be told that I will get internet for my computer soon. Just don't know when so expect slow updates but I will try hard alright. I'll make the chapters as long as I can to keep you all satisfied long enough for me to get started on the other chapters and long enough for me to finally get my internet.
The story will have new characters not from the series. The new enemies will hopefully bring forth new adventures since Naruto's brothers are not from the series (obviously). Anyway I'll get any comments you all give me in my phone so leave some hints and or advise for me. Now enjoy the story!
Chapter 1: The last Uzumaki meet(Somewhere in an alley way in Konoha)
A young Naruto was getting beat up by a group of shinobi. "What's wrong demon brat? Can't handle justice? Well let's put you out of your misery shall we." Said one of the shinobi. The six year old Naruto was getting too beat up to say anything from the barrage of attacks the shinobi were throwing at him. Just when the young Uzumaki was about to accept his fate, something he never though would happen, happened. Someone came to he's rescue! Actually two! Two young black haired boys. One with amazingly stunning dark brown eyes and whisker marks like him while the other also had dark brown eyes but he had a Mohawk with flame like tips at the end of it came out of the dark and attacked the shinobi. After the battle of three against two ended the two looked at Naruto.
"Hey are you alright?" The kid with hair almost like Naruto's but a little more spiked down asked. He was nice to Naruto which got him on guard but let it go since everyone hated him and he knew he would get attacked either way. Naruto responded to the black haired boy. "Y… yea thanks for saving me. What's your name?"
The black haired boy smiled brightly at Naruto and introduced himself. But that quickly went away with a sad frown and looked down so his hair could cover his face. The Mohawk kid also looked sad too. Naruto was confused until the boy finally answered the young blond Uzumaki.
"I… I… I don't have a name. But I can tell you my last name though." Naruto nodded. He really wanted to know the name of he's new friends name. " My last name is Uzumaki .So is his." Naruto was shocked. He could not believe that the young boys were Uzumaki. The Uzumaki boy still looked sad at the thought that he didn't have a first name. When Naruto decided to give them out of the ordinary names. Simple yet kind of cool at the same time. He then remembered two very famous people and found some good enough names.
"Hey I got it! I'll call you… umm… Ed! Legend has it that once a very strong person's wife had a cool technique called the 'Ederal fist'. " The Uzumaki looked at Naruto with hope in his eyes. "R-really! You would name me?" Naruto nodded "And you…. Umm… Alan! The same guy also made a strong attack said to be only a fraction of the legendary phoenix's power! It was called 'Screech from the heavens: Alanastor'." With a smile and the three now became family. They gave themselves a tittle for the whole village to know. "Beware of the all mighty power of the Uzumaki Brothers! Believe it!"
(A week later)
It's been a living hell for the three. But that was after the three met and now they were the ones giving hell to the village. They bombarded the village with endless pranks and when they were forced to fight they used nothing but pure teamwork to bring down all who try and hurt them.
One day an Anbu was seeing how well the three were and went to go tell the third Hokage about this. Once at the hokage's doors he knocked and waited for the hokage to grant entree. "Come in." Said a voice beyond the doors. When the doors open there was an old man with the traditional hokage attire.
"Hokage-sama the kids that are accompanying Naruto are now identified as… umm… well sir… Uzumaki." The third dropped his pipe and looked shocked to the core. "Explain yourself! What do you know about them so far?" The third demanded.
The Anbu nodded and told him what they know so far. "They are good at team work and are now known as the…" the Anbu's sweat dropped knowing how they are with that tittle. " Known as what Anbu?" Asked the third noticing the Anbu having a bit difficulty trying to spill it. "They have a saying… its Beware of the all mighty power of the Uzumaki brothers… believe it…" The third's sweat drooped at the saying the young ones made up. They actually live up to the tittle and saying its self. Knowing the complaints.
He sighed and thought for a moment. Then he got an idea. "Bring me the three boys. I have news for them." The Anbu nodded and shunshined out to go get the three boys. He smiled and thought to himself. 'I hope that they will be alright at the Academy. It's time for the Uzumaki to be known throughout the elemental nations. If two Uzumaki survived. Then god knows that more might have survived as well."
(At the Uzumaki's apartment)
Naruto has been overjoyed at the thought that he now has a family. Ed was happy they saved someone of their clan. Alan was happy too but he wanted to train in order to fend of powerful opponents like Anbu. He was always a little on the quiet side but that's just how he is. The three were enjoying they're ramen when an Anbu shunshin in out of nowhere.
Ed Got up and got in a so call fighting stance as the other two did the same. "Naruto, Ed, and Alan Uzumaki. You are to go meet the third hokage at once. He has requested you're presence at once." The three looked at him for a second until they agreed to go to the hokage's mansion.
(At the hokage's mansion)
The three walked in the mansion. Wondering what they did now like they always do whenever they get called down to see him. Naruto knows the man really well but Ed and Alan don't know anything about him, other than the fact that he can kill them with a snap of he's finger because he is the hokage. When they opened the door there they saw the third looking at them. Naruto was the first one to talk "Hey old man!" The third smiled that Naruto really was happy after a very long time. "Hello Naruto-kun." Then he looked at the other two with a nice smile. "So you two, have you kept being the protectors of little Naruto-kun and his partners in crime throughout the time so far." The two nodded with a smile.
Naruto asked why they were summoned. "Umm… hey old man. Why did you summon us? Is there something you need us to clean up?" The old man chuckled and shook his head. "No, no Naruto-kun. I actually wanted to tell you three something." The three were now sitting down. Ready to hear what the third hokage wants to tell them. The old man cleared his throat and spoke. "I have signed you three to the Academy so you three can defend yourself more and more importantly. Get some friends. But the number one thing is so that you three can get girlfriends or something! But yes, point being that I want the three of you to get some knowledge on how to protect yourselves." The three looked at each other then they nodded at the third. The hokage smiled that they are willing to give it a shot. Not just for self-defense but to get some friends and possibly girlfriends as well.
The third was about to dismiss them when he got curios of something. "Before you go. Ed I'm wondering how you got those whiskers." Ed looked at him and told him something he never expected in his entire life! "I'm a jinjuriki of a… umm… the Kyuubi's sister. I'm the Kyuumi's host. And my bother Alan here is the host of… well… the mythical legendary phoenix…" Silence engulfed the room. The third nearly had a stroke/heart-attack/fainted from what the boy said. With enough courage he asked some questions.
"Th…the Kyuubi has a si-sister…" Ed nodded. "And Alan has th-the phoenix from m…" He took a deep breath and finished his sentence. "From myths of pure legend that it is believed that it is part of Kami himself. Utter bull shit I say but. How can't I believe it? You two survived while everyone else died. The only other way you two could have survived was if you two were blessed by Kami's luck or if you have amazing powers. Judging from the looks you two are giving me. You are telling the truth. So I believe you." The two were actually surprised that the third hokage actually believed them about them being jinjurikis of two never before heard of tailed beasts. "But if I may ask. How many tails does the phoenix have?" Everyone looked at Alan.
"My phoenix has…" Alan stood quiet for a little while until he actually told them his answer. "My phoenix has eleven tails." Everyone was surprised and yet were expecting it because the phoenix's actual being is something out of the ordinary from anything. The hokage nodded in understanding the information he got from the young boys. "Ok from here on out, this is considered S-ranked information and will not leave this room under any circumstances. Is that understood Uzumakis." The three looked at each other and smiled at the third who kindly smiled back. "The Academy will start next week so start getting ready. Oh and here is some clothing that I have personally picked out for you three."
Naruto got orange attire which consists of orange pants and normal blue shinobi sandals and goggles. Ed has an attire of onyx black pants along with an onyx black jacket like Naruto's but Replace the blue with red and the rest black. He also wore normal blue shinobi sandals. Finally Alan wore a combo of blue and white. He wore white shorts that reach just below his knees. He wore a dark blue neon shirt with a snow white leather jacket unzipped so that he can show his special necklace he had for as long as he remembered. All three had the Uzumaki symbol on their backs. All three bowed in respect and appreciation. All synchronized said. "Thank you hokage-sama. We will not fail you." He nodded and asked for one last thing. "Before you go. Can I get some blood samples from you three for a blood test?" The three nodded and gave a medical ninja outside of the door some blood. After that the ninja shunshined away. And finally with that they left a light hearted hokage with a nice smile on his face from the warmth the three give off. Too bad that everyone abuse them before they could feel that special light within their hearts.
Then the medic came back in such a shocked state. "Hokage-sama! You will not believe the who the three are each related to!" The third already knew about Naruto but the other two was now a surprise. Who is it? "Ed and Alan are related to Sora Uchiha and The fourth hokage's cousin in law! Akira Uzumaki Namikaze!" The third lost his breath. "You mean the secret creators of all forbidden jutsus!" The medic didn't know what to say next. This was all too much for even the third hokage to take in one day. "I need a vacation damit. Go inform them. Oh and I already know about Naruto. After all, I was there when the fox attacked. He will have to wait a bit more when he's matured enough. I don't want to see his reaction that his father, Minato Namikaze, the fourth hokage sealed the beast inside of his own son. I can't imagine the hate or reaction he will have. He will probably hate him at a high enough level to actually try and kill him for all the suffering he went through, Especially when he finds out that his mother Kushina Uzumaki was the original host of the Kyuubi before him. My guessing he will hate them both. That is all. Now go!" The medic nodded and shunshined out.
(Next week at the academy hallways)
The three Uzumaki were walking down the hall ways. "So are you guys excited about all this?" Asked a very excited Naruto. "Hell yea! I can't wait on how to learn jutsus! Although they say that the 'Sexy jutsu' doesn't really qualify as a very useful jutsu. I still laugh at them when they nose bleed through the walls. Still can't wait to learn!" Ed said with energy. "Well. As long as we don't get into too much fights then I can't really disagree with learning too." Said a half excited and ready to fight defensive Alan. Soon the three were upon the door to class. "Well let's see what this school has to offer then!" Said Ed before he opened the door.
Everyone literally stopped what they were doing and they all stared right at them. Even the teacher looked. The three were a little on edge right now thanks to everyone right now. Ed decided break the weird silence. "Yo! What's up?" Everyone's sweat dropped because of the tone he used to break the silence. Then Naruto steps up too. "My name is Naruto Uzumaki! Believe it!" Everyone already knows Naruto. But the other two were the ones on everyone's mind. "My name is Ed Uzumaki. I know it's not an ordinary name but it's after my mother's secret technique. It's called the 'Ederal fist' technique." Everyone was now fascinated with Ederal fist. Finally Alan was left. For some apparent reason he almost looked like a certain Uchiha in the room who not only noticed but also glared evidently at them. "My name is Alan Uzumaki. Like Ed here I am named after my father's technique. It's called 'Screech from the heavens: Alanastor '." Everyone is really interested in this. The teacher decided to get class started. "Nice to meet you three. I am Iruka, but you can call me Iruka sensei. You three will learn the many basics of the shinobi ways and the history of our village. Also we will teach you on how to properly use your chakra. So if you please take a sit anywhere we can get today's lesson underway."
The three looked at each other and shrugged like if saying 'yea whatever teach'. Ed took a seat somewhere in the middle. Naruto took a seat next to a pink haired girl, cute she may be she is sometimes known as Konoha's screaming banshee, especially at Naruto. Finally Alan sat in the middle of class just in between Ed and Naruto but on the opposite end. If one had a keen eye they could see that they formed a triangular formation in class. Oh yes, they were smart when it came to protecting each other undetected.
(After school at the school courtyard)
The three were walking home when Sasuke Uchiha stepped right in front of them along with Neji Hyuuga and Kiba Inozuka. "Oi little faggets!" Ed didn't take that comment very well. "The fuck you say Sasu-gay." This pushed the Uchiha a bit on the edge and made him scowl the famous Uchiha scowl. "Better watch your mouth Uzumaki! Your mommy and daddy aren't here to take care of you because they died like the fuck-tards they are!" This was when out of everyone's point of view Sasuke was now blown a couple feet and landed hard on the floor with a little bit of blood on the corner of his mouth. "You little bitch… you're going to regret you ever did that you little piece of shit." Ed was enraged at Sasuke's comment earlier. "No… it's you whose goanna regret ever mentioning my parents in this fucking shit." Sasuke was paralyzed in his spot! Ed's eyes were a flaming orange with black slits as he's pupils. In Ed's mindscape Ed was now face to face with his birth friend the Kyuumi no kitsune.
"THE NEARVE OF THAT FUCKING KID!" Ed tried to calm her. The giant fox was in her human form. She was a vixen. "Kyuumi! Call down! Please…" Ed used the puppy eyes technique on her which always got her to calm down and or do whatever Ed wants her to do. Next thing Ed knew he was using the puppy eyes technique and now he was being crushed by giant C-cupped breast and finding it hard to breathe. Scratch that, extremely hard to breathe! "I love it when you look soooooooo cute! But how can I calm down… he insulted your parents. He doesn't know who they were so why the hell is he talking shit about them! It just makes me want to…" She started to squeeze the life out of Ed by suffocating him in her large breasts. "Ky-Kyuumi… Can't… br-…breath…" He manages to say that so she would notice and let go with a blush that might rival Hinata. "Oh… s-sorry Ed-kun. Its j-just t-that… umm…" Ed noticed the stuttering of Kyuumi. So he comforted her in a warm embrace. "Hey it's ok Kyuumi. I know you did it on Accident… sometimes." He mocked her. When she looked up at him she saw a huge foxy grin on his face. "Ed-kun you are such a fox sometimes… It turns me on…" She countered with such a seductive voice near Ed's ear that she felt Ed's spine shiver at the way she said it. "Well I learn from the best… my foxy goddess…" He always found a way to make her feel so horny that she needs to fuck to the point where they would become sex gods. Hell even Ed was tempted with those luscious light pink lips begging to be kissed along with her creamy skin that compliments her fine curves that give her an hour glass shape body that every girl will kill for. And to top it off she has those wondrous orange slitted eyes with her cute fox ears on top and her cute nine tails which complement her beautiful red hair with a hint of orange but it's kind of hard to tell. Her breast look so amazing that it might rival tsunade's and Mei's combined, they're not too big, not too small but just about the most perfect size and curb. Still, overall… she is so fuckable.
(Back in reality)
Sasuke got back up and charged at the Uzumaki only to be stopped by his two brothers. "You will ALL PAY!" Ed was finally back after the little game he had with his tailed beast. "Sorry for the wait. Had to do some deep thinking for a little bit there." Alan rolled his eyes, he knows how Ed and Kyuumi are. He says that they should go out already but both are suborn and say that they're friend ship is just like that. Alan told them some advice though, hide the blushes better next time. "Now… Where were we? Ah yes. Me kicking the last Uchiha's ass to hell." He said with a foxy grin. "I'll take the Uchiha on! He's goanna pay for ever mentioning our parents." Ed was now engaged with combat with the Uchiha. Everyone from the school was watching the entire scene. Naruto decided to take on the mutt of a dog Kiba. That leaves Alan with Neji. The bystanders were loving the battles. Ass wipes. They never imagined the fight would involve the very people they would never have imagined to fight.
(Ed vs. Sasuke)
Ed still had his demon fox eyes. Sasuke was getting irritated and was tempted to use everything he had to end this fight. "Alright Uzumaki! Get ready for this! 'Fire style: Fire ball Jutsu'!" He used a large amount of chakra to power up the fire ball and blast a huge fire ball that LOOKED ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to doge the fire ball to his way. Ed smirked. "Well then let's see what your power can do Kyuumi." He held out his hand as if to stop the fire ball! People started to think that this kid was going to die.
BOOM!
The fire ball ignited in to a huge fire vortex of pure flames. When the flames vanished everyone had heart attacks. Standing in the middle of the rubble was none other than Ed and he looked unharmed. "Well. If that's all you got. You're so fucking dead." Sasuke couldn't be alive this at all. He just used his signature move that would always make them run away in fear. This had to be a dream but knew that it was the real deal. He had to think of something as fast as he could. Otherwise he is screwed.
'Hey kit. Do the following as instructed. It's a Jutsu that is very effective in long and short distance fights. It's a perfect Jutsu!' Ed heard Kyuumi say in his mind. 'Shure thing honey' she was lucky Ed couldn't see her because if he could, he would have seen her blush. Ed did as instructed and used a Jutsu he never knew he could use. Kyuumi knows of the boy's chakra nature. He is both wind and water. A crude combination.
"Wind style: Drilling wind bullet" Ed shot a huge wind bullet that seemed to be drilling through the air and seems to gain more power the more it travels! 'Shit!" Was all the Uchiha had to say before the impact hit but thanks to his instincts he quickly dogged the attack and started to gather chakra. He looked up to see Ed standing there giving having a foxy grin on his face. 'Dame it! At this rate I'm going to be a laughing stock! Fuck! Guess I have to show off my secret technique. The Fire style: Phoenix flower jutsu. It's now or never!' said Uchiha now had enough chakra for the attack. Sasuke jumped high into the air and started to do the hand signs for the jutsu he had hoped to keep a secret just a little longer but seeing as to how the Uzumaki knows a higher level jutsu than he should normally be able to do, he had no choice. He then shouted the jutsu name. "Fire style: Phoenix flower jutsu!"
(With Naruto vs. Kiba)
Naruto used hand to hand combat against his foe but to his prevail he had a lot of trouble. Kiba kept cheating like the fucker he is and kept using his piercing fang jutsu on the poor kid who desperately try's to doge the attacks. "Man you suck so much! Just give it up already you loser." Naruto stood up after the tenth time or so he had been hit by the same fucking jutsu. "Give up? You want me to… GIVE UP!" Naruto was starting to glow red and he was now in his mindscape. In front of him was none other than the Nine-tailed fox. The original Kyuubi no Kitsune. "Hey kit. I'll explain later when were back home safe from all these sorry excuse of humans here ok. For now use some of my chakra and feed that ungrateful cheating pussy a taste of true power." Naruto nodded. They would discuss this later, right now he is going to show him just how much more badass a fox is better than a dumb old ordinary dog.
Now before Kiba was a similar look to that of Ed but with blood red eyes, same black slits as his pupils, and a menacing aura of death surrounding Naruto. "Well then… let's get this fight on the road shall we Kiba. Then Naruto scowled at the sudden smell that soon filled that air. Kiba either just pissed his pants and or just craped himself from fear. Either way Naruto was goanna show this pussy how to fight for real like a man should instead of cowering on the dame same attack like the world's biggest pussy. So much for being a dog Naruto guessed. Then Naruto started to dash towards the scared Kiba. With quick thinking he quickly used the same attack and was now heading towards Naruto. "You… You bIG PUSSY!" Naruto smashed his fist in the vortex that is Kiba's pussy attack and send him flying toward the wall and crashing through the wall as if it was nothing. Kiba was able to stand for only one reason. To protect his so called 'Pride' and try to win… err- cheat his way to victory but after seeing that his best jutsu was no useless. He had to use all his attacks just so that he can at least put up a good fight. He had to other wise he is going to bring shame to the Inozuka clan for being the world's biggest pussy and cheater.
"What… What are you?" He said quietly in a small hush tone. He quickly jerked his head up to look at him! "What the fuck are you!" Naruto remained motionless for a bit when he locked eyes with the pussy in front of him. "I am Naruto Uzumaki! The future Hokage and Strongest ninja ever! Believe it!" Then Naruto was back with the fox in his mindscape.
"Oi kit. I'll explain later but know that I'm not here to hurt you or anything ok. I'm the Kyuubi no kitsune. Now listen, I'm thinking of teaching you a move the fourth Hokage used. It's his signature jutsu. The-"Kyuubi was interrupted by Naruto's excitement. "Really? Thank you thank you thank you! That means so much to me! What's the jutsu's name?" Asked a very happy Naruto. "Oi calm down kit. Don't want you to have a heart attack on me. By the way I was getting to that until you interrupted me." Kyuubi notice that Naruto looked sad and was bowing out of respect. Or so she thought. "I'm sorry Kyuubi-sama. It won't happen again I promise." Kyuubi was now aware of what he was intending on and tried to comfort the kit in front of her. "Naruto if it makes you feel better I should tell you something. You shouldn't be so uptight all the time. I'm not your enemy. I'm here because I am here for you. Please don't cry. You are my kit after all." Said Kyuubi. Naruto was getting shocked out of his world. "I'm yo-your kit… wait does that m-mean that yo-you're a… a… a girl!" Kyuubi nodded. "What? Can't a girl be a powerful being too? I swear men are all the same. All sexes basterds…" Naruto now seeing that he has upset his female companion tried to explain the reason on why he is truly surprised. He isn't a sexes guy. He just wasn't expecting it that's all. He doesn't have a problem with her being a girl. Hell Kami could be a girl and he wouldn't mind one bit. "No Kyuubi-chan I didn't mean it like that. It's just that I'm surprised that I had a female partner and never knew about it. That's all. I mean if Kami was a girl I wouldn't mind one bit. I never meant to offend you Kyuubi-chan." Said a really sorry Naruto. "It's ok kit. Now since we are in your mindscape time in here is a whole lot faster in here. One hour is like a minute in here but because we don't have a minute I'm going to make it a minute out there and about a year in here but be warn that I am going to let out a huge amount of chakra for you. So it will attract a lot of attention. Ok?" Naruto nodded and back with Kiba and the crowed. Everyone saw a huge wave of chakra wash over them.
Naruto held out his hand and red chakra started to form a sphere. One of the by standers knew what kind of technique it was. Chakra manipulation. Naruto looked at Kiba and charged right at him. "Rasengan" and blasted Kiba through the entire school. Soon he turned around to see if he can help one of he's brothers but as soon as he turned he saw a huge fire explosion where Ed and Sasuke were. "Ed-nichan!" And ran there.
(With Alan vs. Neji)
"Fire style: Fire ball jutsu" Alan shot a fire ball towards the Hyuuga. Neji used the rotation technique from his clan's technique list. "It is hopeless for you to fight. It is your fate to lose against me. Now surrender and let fate do its job." Alan looked at Neji and frowned. "You know people who have a stick up they're asses tend to get carried away and then when they least expect it they get their asses handed to them. So why don't you just shut the fuck up and fight because words don't win battles. The skills and effort put in it decides the battle. Fate has nothing to do with this shit." Neji was pist now.
"You dare talk to me about fate like you now everything in the future! Well your wrong you! Its fate that will decide this match! Not 'effort' and 'skills'! Fate runs everything! And I will prove it to you by beating you in this fight! NOW PREPARE YOURSELF!" Alan smirked at getting the Hyuuga's rage to show. Now if he was any smart at all he would know that it was all a trap. Shure he spoke the truth but even one's emotion can kill and at the same time greatly help a ninja in the field. It would be exceedingly easy to doge and attack him now.
Alan chuckled and smirked. "Then come and get me little Neji." Neji went in and started to throw a barrage of endless gentle fist attacks but It was easy for Alan to doge them all because the Hyuuga was just throwing out attacks like a barbarian and not even thinking on how to even get an opening on his opponent. He was driven in pure rage, funny really.
Alan felt a tug on the back of his mind and knew that the phoenix wanted to talk to him for a bit. Alan was still moving around and doesn't space out when talking to his tailed beast like Ed and Naruto do.
'So what is it Sempai-san? Trying to give me some advice on how to humiliate him or to show off our power so that everyone knows not to mess with us?' The phoenix likes the way his host talks, thinks, and acts. He was indeed and always be worthy of him. Not to mention he grew a brotherly bond with him but was somewhat a father/brother figure to both him and Ed. He liked it but moved that feeling aside and said what he needed to say. "Oi kid, I guess I should tell you you're chakra elementals. You have both lightning and wind. But you're learning a little bit of fire because of me... I am going to teach you a strong lightning base attack, but with a huge twist that I will explain later. I saw some kid with a mask and white like spiky hair do it a long time ago. Well… before fourth hokage era. He called it 'Chidori'." All Alan said was. 'Go on… I'm liking where this is going so far.'
Within a few seconds Alan got down and did some hand signs. "Phoenix style: Blazing Chidori" Alan then started to run towards as a thousand chirps can be heard and a blaze of fire that took the form of lightning! It really was a site to be hold. The first ever fire to ever take the shape and sound of lightning! Neji was now in a state of shock and so was everyone who was watching from the sidelines! Not even noticing that the hokage, ambu, and all other jounins where watching all three fights. Kakashi was interested in Alan for even knowing the Chidori, even more so that the fact remains on how the hell he even knows on how to make a powerful technique that has never before been seen. Neji used the rotation technique and was now even more surprise when he saw Alan with some new looks.
Alan had a few highlights on his hare that took the colors of flames. He had what looked like paint on his face but it was in an artistic way, it was like as if he had custom made whiskers but only purple. They were bigger and thicker than Ed and Naruto's whiskers combined. Finally his eyes were having a strong flame like glow inside them with such confidence, But what really shocked the Hyuuga was the fact that he didn't even slowed down in the slightest, no, in fact he was gaining speed so that he not only try's to get more power to he's strike but the momentum so that he can break through the pure chakra dome that stood between him and the Hyuuga. Then the world's greatest fear came true! Well at least to all Hyuuga. Alan has just broken through the Hyuuga clan's technique without even trying and struck Neji in the chest leaving a, non-fatal, but devastating injury that will probably leave a scar for the rest of he's life.
"How's that for fate? Fate talking prick." Just then Alan saw a huge fire explosion on Ed's location. He sighed and went to go help he's stupid but valuable brother from whatever mess he got himself in to. "Fucking baka… I swear he is a trouble magnet. I wonder of Naruto is the same…" He then picked up speed after saying that. Realizing that they actually might be the same. It all made sense.
(Back with Ed vs. Sasuke)
Sasuke stood tall and proud as he clearly destroyed an annoying obstacle in his life. But then again life is full of surprises. Ed was still standing. "You really don't know when to die do you Uzumaki?" Ed looked up at the Uchiha who was clearly getting tired of trying to kill off Ed. "Well I can't just blow of my family now can I? Especially when it's to a snot nosed brat like you." Sasuke was now filled with rage. "Well then at least you are injured and I bet you are extremely weak thanks to the amount of chakra you had to release in order to protect you from my jutsu." And he was right. Ed was literally weak but stood up. The Kyuumi's chakra was healing him. Well he always had to owe her a favor every time he uses her power. It goes back to the time they first met.
Flashback
Ed was facing against a very arrogant Kyuumi. "I don't give a squat. "Said the Kyuumi while Ed pouted. "Why not? You know something I want to know and you aren't telling me is mean!" Kyuumi was rolling around the ground of her cell. "Auuuugh… why do you want to know? It's just pointless." Ed Went up to her and kissed her nose. Kyuumi was, of course, shocked at the young three year old. Why would he kiss her with no fear. "Wow it actually worked! Nice!" Cheered a happy Ed. "Why would you kiss me?" Asked a very dumbfounded Kyuumi. Ed shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know. I saw a guy trying to calm his friend down. He kissed her and she instantly stopped. So I got the idea and used it on you. Why, is it a bad thing or what?" Kyuumi kind of understood why he kissed her when Ed bombarded her with kisses all of a sudden. "Oh my fucking! Ok, ok… Tell you what. I'll let you use my power whenever but you will owe me favors. Deal?" Ed nodded and walked further in the cage and went under one of her tails. He snuggled under there as he tried to fall asleep with his new friend. Kyuumi smiled. Fore few reasons of course. One, she didn't have to sleep alone tonight. Two, she had taken a licking to the little three year old boy. And three, she wasn't goanna be alone anymore from here on out.
Back in the present
Ed smiled at the memory and so did Kyuumi. But blushed and purr at every time he would gently pet her tail and snuggle in it at the same time so he could sleep peacefully. She actually loved it. "Well then let's see if you can handle it again!" Sasuke jumped high into the air. 'Kuso! This is not my day! Well let's see if I can at least try something before I die' Ed thought. Then Ed heard Kyuumi speak to him from within he's mind. "I got a jutsu that will help a ton! Just do the simple following hand sign!" Ed nodded and crossed his fingers in a plus sign and yelled "Shadow clone jutsu (Kage bunshin no jutsu)" And an army of Ed clones appeared. "Let's go!" all clones responded with a simple "Hai!" Sasuke was getting pulverize but that didn't stop his rage
"Enough of this time to kill you! Fire style: Phoe-"Sasuke was thrown to the ground by a Jounin "Enough! This has gone on long enough!" Sasuke ran away but before he did he flashed a glare at Ed who was now standing side by side by his fellow Uzumaki, also known as his brothers. 'I will get you and your pathetic family! Watch yourselves you dopes!' said Uchiha said in his mind as he ran.
"You ok Ed-Nichan? We saw a huge explosion here and-"Ed chuckled and patted Naruto's head. "Calm down Naruto. I'm not leaving you two in the slightest. Mostly because you wouldn't know what to do without me." Ed said making the two fault from what he said. The two chuckle and they all started to go home when they finally noticed the entire school was watching them all in awe. "… Shit… umm. We can explain?" Said a very nervous Naruto. "Let them think what they want. They now know not to mess with any of us. Or else there next." Said a very cautious Alan. "Well what is it that you all want? An autograph? Or maybe you all want to test us like the low scums that you all are on us. Either way, we have no business with any of you. So be as to be so kind as to move out of our way. Or stay in our way and get pulverized by all three of us. Your choice."
The adults in the area where amazed at the maturity of how the raven haired Uzumaki said it. The Third Hokage finally steps out of the crowed. Reveling his hokage attire of a white rob with the hokage hat. "You handled that pretty well Ed-kun. With a little bit of practice you can do it like a professional." Ed looked at the old ma. "Look old man were going home ok. We had our first fight on the dame school campus and we really don't feel like getting detention or some shit like that so cut the crap for later. How about tomorrow after or before school? Sound good?" Again, impressed by the young Uzumaki he quickly said something that would lighten their spirits if only by a little, so be it. "You are not in trouble I promise you that and I was going to say good luck on your way to becoming the greatest ninja team out there. Show them the power of the Uzumaki boys!" Said kage said with a smile and left.
(At the Uzumaki's apartment)
Ed was the first to open the door and take off his shoes in a lazy manner and slump down on the couch. "Aaaaaugh….. Why do we always have to be the main attraction to the dame village? It's getting to be a huge pain in the ass!" Alan sighed at his waning brother. "Quit your yapping Ed. Bad enough we probably made enemies already, the last thing we need is to make ourselves public enemy number 1. Now quit your dame waning and let's go to the training field later. I want to keep learning some jutsu from Bahamut. Hey Ed. I say you learn from Kyuumi." Ed gulped a bit.
"Yea the thing is that every time I need anything from her, I kind of need to owe her. Wait let me talk to her alright. I'll meet you guys over at…" Alan told Him were too meet. "We meet at training field 7. It's a pretty good place to train and relax. See you there. Naruto, let's go. Me and Bahamut need to teach you and Kyuubi to get along so you guys can-"Naruto interrupted him there. "It's a her!" Alan was a bit shocked from the way he said it but let it slide because of the news that Kyuubi was a girl.
"Being a little sexes are we?" Alan gave a mental glare at Bahamut. "No bitch. I never expected her to be a her. It's not like you told me a thing about tailed beasts except for the fact that there are the Main nine who got chosen to be, the main ones" The phoenix hated it when he had a point but just nodded its head for now. "Ok time to head out Naruto. Don't be late Ed." Ed nodded "Have faith in me!" Alan chuckled. "You're asking for a bit too much there." Ed retorted "Hey!" When they left Ed immediately got in a meditating stance and went to go talk to Kyuumi.
(With Alan and Naruto)
"Hey Alan-nichan… why do we have the tailed beasts inside us? Why us out of everyone else?" Alan looked at his little brother. "I honestly don't know Nichan. But I do know that we are to guard our tailed beasts with our lives. They are now bound to us. So we need to care for them, also we need to establish a good relationship with them so that we can protect them more than we normally can." Naruto got an idea from that. "You mean like Ed and Kyuumi?" Alan started to laugh his ass off. "Exactly like them! Those two should get it on already! Its sooo fucking obvious!" Naruto laughed too and nodded with his brother. Those two are made for each other.
(With Ed and Kyuumi)
Ed was pinned against the wall because of Kyuumi. "So this is how you are when I push you to the limit with no one to stop us." Kyuumi was losing it! She needs a mate, she needs to let all these feeling Ed has been giving her all these years. "You are so evil Ed-kun… I can't take the teasing anymore… please do me a huge favor Ed-kun…" Ed raised an eyebrow. "Oh and what might that be?" She had a very seductive smirk and whispered right in his ear making him shiver a bit. "I want you to be my mate… What do you say… Ed-kun." She was now in the zone, and Ed was now in the heat of things. "Ok, but on one condition." She would do anything for him. "Name it…" Ed smiled at her response. "Never leave me…" She nodded and before Ed could even react Kyuumi slammed her lips against his and the two were kissing each other like there was no tomorrow.
They soon found themselves on a bed, courtesy of Ed, and were now undressing each other. Ed got on top of her when they were completely nude. "Ready Kyuu-chan?" She smiled lustfully "I'm all yours Ed-kun. Take all of me." And with that they started to have sex
(Alan and Naruto in the training field)
Alan was getting very impatient. He already learned how to summon his tailed beast Bahamut. "Where is that fagget?" Both beast and Naruto shrugged. Even Naruto summoned his beast. Ed was way behind. Or so they thought. Ed can be seen walking towards them with Kyuumi latched on to his arm. With a lot of affection for some reason.
"Hey guys, and Kyuubi of course. Sorry were late. We had to make an agreement that took longer than we thought it would. " Alan saw a fox tattoo on his neck. Same on her. Alan went pale and his eye started to twitch. "E-Ed… Y-you d-d-dint do w-what I t-think you d-did… did you?" Ed tilted his head which earned him a kiss from Kyuumi. Alan faulted while Kyuubi was explaining to Naruto. Bahamut on the other hand was congratulating them. When Alan got back up he yelled at Ed. "WHAT THE FUCK! YOU HAD SEX WITH HER! AT A TIME LIKE THIS! AT THIS FUCKING AGE!?"
"Calm down…. It's not as bad as it sounds actually." Again everyone faulted. "Well along as you can handle it, you got my support ok." Ed nodded. That's about the time Naruto finally caught up and blood shot from out of his nose. When he got up he pointed at Ed."N- Nichan! You… and her… you… and your jr. … in her… God bro doesn't that hurt?" Ed got a foxy grin. "I don't know. Why not try it with Kyuubi and see for yourself." At this point the two were now blushing furiously. "I d-don't know if that's o-ok with her…" said a very nervous Naruto. "Non-sense of course she would love to… right Kyuubi-Chan?" Now Kyuubi was full blown red. Ed was laughing his ass of. "ED! QUIT TRYING TO SET THEM UP ALREADY!" Ed rubbed his ear. "Jeez bro calm down. Hard to believe that me and Naruto have beautiful foxy goddesses while you don't have a female in you. But I have only one question for you Alan." Alan was a little pist but went with it for now. Unless he is going to ask- "You mad bro."
Silence engulfed the training field. Bahamut was guiding Kyuubi, Kyuumi, and Naruto to the sidelines. "You… ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!" Ed started to run away in a circle around the field to both intimidate Alan and to stay away from his hilarious wrath. And to top it off, for Alan, he was laughing the entire time. 'Ok it's time to practice that new jutsu that Bahamut showed me.' With those thoughts Alan stopped and got down. He did some hand signs and started to charge up his new move. "Phoenix style: Blazing chidori." With that Alan charged at ed. Ed stopped laughing and started to do the hand signs for his jutsu. "Wind style: Drilling wind bullet." And with that both jutsu clashed. There was a screeching noise coming from the blazing chidori while the sounds of a jet stream were coming from the wind bullet.
Soon the noise faded and the two were now facing off against each other. "You know we should really teach Naruto instead of sparring. He is just like us so why don't we stop for now and-" Ed was interrupted by Naruto. "Actually Kyuubi taught me the legendary Rasengan! Plus I get to practice by watching you two spar." Ed tilted his head. "Really? How?" Naruto nodded and started to explain. "I get to see how you two fight. Soon I'll be able to see or predict what you're going to do and when the perfect time to strike will be opened. There for I am training and… I get to see which of my Nichan's are stronger. So please continue." The three beasts were snickering on how well he got Ed back in the cage with the wild tiger. 'Dammit Naruto why you gotta be like that… Oh well. Might as well put on a show.'
Ed started to charge chakra for the heavy spar that is about to start. Silence started to engulf the entire training field… Naruto was watching with carefulness. Even though they weren't moving, he could see their wills clashing. Soon they started to dash towards each other, each with the intent to beat the shit out of the other. They clashed with kunai after kunai. Jutsu with jutsu. "Give up Alan! You can't beat the power of my wind style!" Alan smirked and started to form The Phoenix style: Blazing Chidori. "He he… well prepare yourself bro. Because there's no way…" Blazing Chidori Lv 2 "I'm goanna lose in front of Naruto here!" Alan charges at him from there and all Ed can do was brace himself for the impact.
BOOM!
There was a huge explosion there with flame like tails swirling around like an actual living being. "Well that hurt like a bitch!" Everyone saw Ed with black fox ears and nine black tails behind him. This of course got different opinions from everyone. 'Nichan looks so cool!' thought Naruto. 'Wow… amazing. Well time to teach Alan on how to make his tails and wings come out as well.' Thought Bahamut. Kyuumi didn't think anything except for the fact that she was drooling. 'Wow… he actually looks cute. But I bet my Naru-kun can beat him in the looks department when he gets his ears and tails." Thought Kyuubi. 'I got to get Bahamut to teach me that. This could actually be a challenge after all… kuso!' Alan was brought out of his train of thought when Ed slashed the ground in front of him. Just a few inches if not for Alan's reflexes. He was fast. Very fast! "Ok Ok! You win!" Ed stood up and scratched the back of his head sheepishly. "Sorry… did I get a bit carried away?" They all nodded. "Ok so how about I train Naruto while you rest? Sound good to you?" Alan nodded and went to the others while Naruto went to go stand in front of his Brother.
"Wait how do I get those cool ears and tails?" Ed thought for a second and realized the answer. "I don't know…" Everyone faulted "Well… I guess maybe the sense of death. I thought I was going to die because of the power Alan was exerting from his 'Blazing Chidori'. Because of that I thought I was going to die until I told myself. No! I'm not goanna die here! Not like this! Then I felt a huge power in me and I let it all out. As a final attempted."
"I understand. Don't hold anything back Nichan! I want those new appendages. And if your theory is correct. Try it with Alan-Nichan. We can't leave him out too now can we?" Ed smiled at Naruto and nodded. "Ok… no mercy. Got it! Oh and don't die on me little Nichan." Naruto grinned and charged at his brother.
Naruto had a plan for his brother. 'Ok, he mostly relies in power and speed. He charges in without thinking, thanks from my little analysis from his last battle I got this!' Naruto Ran to Ed's side only for him to slash down on him from the same side. But Naruto was expecting that. He created a shadow clone to hold him still. Then another to build up the Rasengan which he barely learned from Kyuubi. Soon he slammed the Rasengan in to Ed but only for one of Ed's tails to block it for him. The stunned Naruto didn't notice the other tail pulling back and slamming him in the chest. Sliding back a few feet he looked up to see a very proud Ed. "You are really the best of us all Naruto. Now, don't hold back! C'mon!" Naruto went for the next side only for the same thing to happen again, except this time
"C'mon Naruto. Don't use the same tactics again and again. That makes it a lot easier for your opponent to counter it and-"Naruto appeared from behind him. "He he he! Don't underestimate me Nichan. Rasengan!" He slammed the Rasengan on Ed and blasted him forward in a spinning motion. "He he he! That's how you do it!" Ed came back. "Ow! That kind of hurt. Well let's see you doge this! Wind style: Drilling wind bullet!" Naruto thought he was going to die because of the giant mass of air heading towards him Just when it was about to hit him he got what he wanted and one of his crimsoned orange tails wacked the giant wind bullet away. Causing it to explode somewhere in the sky.
"Nice try Nichan but that isn't going to work on me!" Said a much focused Naruto because in real life the enemy will not allow him to celebrate in something like getting his new appendages. No if he got them during a mission the enemy would have charged at him without him even knowing because he would have been too busy celebrating. "Nice work there Naruto. But now let's see how much power you possess so far shall we?" Naruto nodded in excitement because he really wants to see what he can do.
The two resumed they're spar and it was fierce. The training field was gone. "Water style: water dragon bullet" Ed shot a huge water ball heading in such high speed and the ball itself looked like it can shred anything with pure tons of water pressure. 'Dame it Nichan! You weren't kidding on holding back! I never saw this move!' Naruto barely dogged the huge water bullet and got in a stance. "He he, ok Nichan! Get ready for an ass whooping!" Ed chuckled. "Bring it Naruto! Show me what you got!" The two were in a close combat battle with devastating blows after another.
Meanwhile Alan was meditating. Unlocking his new form the easy way, like his tailed beast said. Ed found the hard and dangerous way. There were a few ways to unlocking it. Alan just chose the easy way to get it. 'Idiots… they really don't know how to get out of danger's way… guess I have to live with it I guess.'
After ten minutes of non-stop battling with close shots of ending the match on each side. They decided that it was a tie. The tailed beasts where happy with the process on how well we adapted to the form along with the demonic chakra in their body's. "Well what can I say? I am just that awesome." Naruto looked at Ed with a, you swear your that cool, look. 'Yea, cuz I'm that much cooler than him.' Naruto chuckled at that thought but got the attention of the rest of the others. "What's so funny Naruto-nichan? Is it a joke? I want to hear it! I need a good laugh!" said a happy Ed. 'yea it kind of is a joke' again Naruto chuckled and decided to say a simple joke. " umm… I kinda forgot it and it really wasn't a joke. More of a funny movie I saw. "Ed raised an eye brown, "What movie was it?" Naruto sweated and looked at Ed in the eye. "It was Ted." Ed started to laugh his ass all the way to hell. "Oh my fucking god that movie is funny! Thanks I needed that laugh." Naruto nodded and sighed in relief. Then Ed looked at Naruto and smiled. "You pass my expectations in that form you know…" Naruto looked at him until he said something that made him happy and most of all. Powerful.
"Nice work Naruto." Naruto started to cheer for accomplishing his objective. The three were unaware of someone watching them. Analyzing them from Battle tactics to personality. The three were going home after a hard training. All three along with they're tailed beasts back in their hosts were having fun by telling jokes and laughing at something's that happen to other people who from they're pranks. But the fun was over when someone appeared a hooded cloak figure appeared.
Ed and Alan where shocked to the core! "Who are you? And what do you want?" The figure took of his hood off. Ed and Alan were shocked to see who it was. "I-it can' it be… it's you…" A smile grew on the new comer's face. "Awww so sweet of you to remember me."
Well that's my first chapter! Hope you all liked it! Remember on what I said up at the beginning! Thanks for reading