A Gift from Down Under

by Sponge Stalking Girls

Some packages arrive at the SSG's evil lair. One's from some unnamed company, and another is from Tito who's fighting alongside the Kangaroos...

1. Chapter 1

GrayKitty: (runs inside) "Meg!! Some man's here with this BIG box! He says it belongs to a...Miss Meg Treeze!"

Meg: "Ooh ooh lemme see!"

Mail Fish: (strains, pushing giant box inside the Sponge Stalker's, Evil Lair)

GrayKitty: "I wonder what it is..."

Meg: "Whoa, that's a big box!" (signs for it) (rips it open)

GrayKitty: "So what is it!? That taco delivery special?" (sighs) "Tito would love that..."

Meg: (gasps) "GK LOOK!"

GrayKitty: (peeks inside the box) (eyes sparkle) "Is that was I think it is!?"

Meg: (screams) "IT'S HERE!" (pulls something out) "OUR NEW CHAIR!"

GrayKitty: (claps) "AWESOME!! I CAN'T WAIT TO USE IT!!" (helps Meg set up the chair)

(time freezes)

Frank: "After Sandy broke their old chair, the Sponge Stalkers ordered a new one--made of chrome, for their, ahem. special purposes."

(time goes back to working)

GrayKitty: (starts playing with the straps on the chair) "Let's see 'em try and get outta this!"

Meg: (giggles like crazy) "This is SO much better than that old wood chair."

GrayKitty: "I know!! It's--shiny!!" (hears knock at the door) "I'll be just a moment." (heads towards the door)

Mail Fish: "Special Delivery for a...uhhh...GrayKitty Gray?"

GrayKitty: "SQUEE!!"

Meg: "What did YOU get?" (peers over GrayKitty's shoulder)

GrayKitty: (takes a tiny box) "It says it's from Tito!!" (tears open the box) "OH MY GOSH! PAINTBRUSHES!? That--Vibrate??" (reads the side of the box) "These are Australian Tickling Brushes! Especially for—tickling!!"

Meg: (stares, wide-eyed) "Pretty..."

Mail Man: "Ahem?" (holds out notepad)

GrayKitty: "Ugh." (scribbles on the notepad) (shuts the door in the mail-fish's face)

Meg: (squeals) "This week is gonna be SO much fun. OH did I mention I bought new lip gloss? Cherry Red!" (holds up small tube)

GrayKitty: "SQUEE!! AWESOME!!" (heads back towards the chair) "Well...first we need to get the Sponge, then we can have fun...Want me to start up the rocket?"

Meg: "Yeah, go ahead and get it warmed up! I'll grab the rope and gag, then we can go." (smirks)

GrayKitty: "Shweet!!" (runs outside, to the rocket to get it started)

Meg: (grabs the stuff) (runs after GrayKitty into the rocket)

GrayKitty: (putting in the key) "This is going to be Awesome...with the new chairs, Paintbrushes...HeeHee!!" (turns on the rocket) "This ish gonna be shweet!"

Meg: (crazy giggle) "Yes, yes it is." (stares out the window)