Selphie's Thoughts

Why do people so rarely take me seriously?

I'm smart, cheerful- yes, a little spastic at times but not stupid.

That really makes me mad. I try to be so cheerful, trying to make people feel better and what do they do? They lay the "Calm down, your making my head hurt!" Nya Nya Nya!

But I can take all that. It's difficult at times but I handle it. I mean, I'm bubbly! But...

Well, we were all in Quistis's dorm (of all places, she really needs a cat!) and...well...we got a little tipsy. Ok, we were flat on are asses! It was so funny! Zell was falling over Quistis's overstuffed sofa (I gave it to her because she really needs some color!) and Seifer was laughing so hard he snorted. That made everyone go off. I've never seen my friends drunk before, and it was relatively humorous. Ok, it was worthy of Timber's Funniest Home Videos.

Then Irvine had to say something about my overly enthusiastic personality. To say the least, I was a tad angry.

Ok, I was pissed of enough to turn a Ruby Dragon.

They all started. It was horrible. Then Squall, SQUALL!, said I always acted like a moron.

Then he called me stupid.

I don't think I've ever hit a man like that before.

The last thing I remember was a lot of yelling and Irvine prying me off of Squall's torso. I passed out shortly after. I saw Squall later that week. He was sporting a nasty black eye and had three broken ribs.

Gotta love Ifrit!

I didn't talk to anyone for like, a couple of day. Ok, it was almost a week and a half. Rinoa tried to talk to me, but damn! That girl gets annoying fast. I mean, I know I'm not all serious like Quisty or Squall but jeez! That girl kept going on and on about some bullshit about how sorry Squall was and that I should come see Kadowaki about my anger.

I was called in front of Cid because I decked her. I guess I do have anger issues. But everyone looked at me differently.

...For a while.

I said I was sorry and we're back to being good friends. But they watch what they say now. But even still, they still treat me as if they think I'm some moron. Well, let them think that. I wasn't the pride and joy of Trabia for nothing.

Here's to you jackass! The Tilmitt is 'a commin!

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