Okay, so although it isn't my first pokemon fic, it's the first one to take seriously. Though there will be silliness. This is both a poke-morph fic and an evil ash fic. The idea both gives me the jibblies, and makes me want to break out in evil laughter. Rated for blood, blood, and post-semi-demi-lightning-gods. THIS IS NOT A YAOI FIC, NOR DOES IT ENCOURAGE ASH/MAY. IN FACT, MAY IS NOT EVEN IN HERE. NEITHER IS MISTY. Enjoy.
"What people say" 'what ash thinks' (what pokemon say) or "pika pika, pikaa!"
And here we join our heroes, ash, brock, and dawn, (Pika pika!) Oh! You too, pikachu, on their way to... where are they going again?
"Yeah, Dawn, where are we going?" said ash, for what was maybe the tenth time.
"I can't even find us on the map!" said brock.
"For the umpteenth time, we're going to get a new poketch application. No need to worry." "Greeeeeaat," said ash, "what does this one do?" "Well FYI ash, this one helps to locate evolution stones"
"pikapika chu? Pika pikachu pika?" "Yeah, dawn," said ash, noting pikachu's concern, "why would we need one of those?" "You never know, ash," said brock, "why, male kingdra give birth!" "I did not need to know that."
suddenly, team rocket ENGSMSPLODED out of the bushes! "Alright, you stupid twerps," Jessie said, pulling out a gun and pointing it at Ash, while James and Meowth did the same, pointing their guns at Ash's friends, "we've taken your crud for long enough! Now give us your pikac
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LASTING OFF AGAIN!" said the rockets as they ENGSMSPLODED into next week.
"So your name's Jeremy?" said Ash to the saver of his life, "it's pretty lucky that you walked by with a lvl 100 Empoleon at that exact moment."
"So it is." said Jeremy, fiddling with his poketch, when it started beeping red and stuff. "Gasp! It appears that there is an unknown stone in... that bush!" "I'll go check it out." said ash, slowly approaching the bush. He pulled away the bush branches... and a milky white glow started emanating from a strange rock. As ash slowly made to pick up the rock, so too did pikachu. They simultaneously touched the stone and... nothing happened. "Well, that was anticlimactic," said ash, when he and pikachu were suddenly sucked into the strange rock, which started to vibrate with electricity!