Monday evening, 19:00 h, 'good evening wizarding world'-studios
Laura: Hello, hello! Welcome to another episode of 'good evening wizarding world' ! (waves to the cameras) Today we'll talk with Harry Potter, the boy who lived! (points at Harry who is sitting on a nearby red sofa.) Heya Harry, how're ya doin'?
Harry: Hey Laura! I do perfectly fine, thanks. I'm honored to be here tonight.
Laura: (smiles) So Harry, how's life with good old Voldie?
Harry: (sighs) Everytime I have a nightmare about him, I tell him to fuck off and to annoy somebody else, but no! (mumbles: ) can't even afford clothing, that old bastard, always wearing the same...
Laura: Oh, i'm sorry Harry...But-I have a surprise for you!
Harry: Really? What is it??
Laura: It's somebody who wants to meet you again. You haven't seen him or her for a long time now! do you have any idea who it might be?
Harry: Hmm...Let me think...Mione? Ron? Dumbledore?
Laura: Dumbledore is dead, doofes.
Harry: Oh, right. I don't have a clue! Now, tell me, who is it?
Laura: Ok, here comes your surprise! (points at a door, all lights directed at it and voldemort comes in)
Voldie: Hello Laura, thank you for inviting me. I watch your show every evening! I adore it!
Laura: Aww...thanks! Now you wanted to tell Harry something, right?
Voldie: Oh, yes, I almost forgot! Oh my god, I'm so excited! (turns to camera) Look mommy, I'm on TV!! (waves happily)
Some guy from the audience: Your mom is dead you idiot!
Voldie: WHO SAID THAT!?
Another guy: Your mom never loved you!
Voldie: That's sob no sob true! sob
Laura: Now, now...stop teasing him. (goes to Voldie and rubbes his back gently to comfort him) Could you now tell Harry the poem you've prepared? You know, this isn't a everlasting show!
Voldie: alright Laura sniff (turns to Harry)
Everyone thinks you're the hero,
but I'M the number one,
you're only the zero,
my work is almost done,
the-boy-who-lived-just-to-annoy-the-hell-outta-me
is going to die,
and it's not a lie!
ah, what the fuck...AVADA KEDAVRA!! (points wand at Harry, who dies)
Laura: Uhhh...this wasn't supposed to happen, was it? (asks a camera-man who only shruggs) well, we'll be back in a few minutes with a happy engaged Ginevra-
Ginny: GINNY!!
Laura: yes, with a happy engaged Ginny and my cousin Blaise Zabini, who wants me to help him to find the love of his life!
(The audience cheers and claps)
Laura: Don't switch of the TV, we'll be back before you can say "quidditch"! Euh...stuff? Can somebody clean the mess up, please? (points at Harry's body)
Voldie: (runs around in the room) I killed Harry, i killed Harry, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
A/N: well, I hoped you liked it! i enjoyed writing it! plz review and let me know whether to continue or not!