The Hair
by BloodySimpsonChibi
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball
It was a quiet day at the Krillin and 18 household. Both spouses were still sleeping as it was early in the morning. 18 was the first to wake up and after checking her phone and realizing it was only 6:30, she decided to go back to sleep. 18 turned around to get more comfortable but as she did so, she noticed something off about her husband's head.
There was a single strand of hair growing out of it.
18 couldn't help but stare at it. It just seemed so off putting and weird. How this abomination got on her husband's head, 18 didn't know. But she did know one thing, she had to get rid of it.
It wasn't long before Krillin woke up. "Good morning beautiful." He beamed as he got out of the bed. "Time to hit the showers!" While whistling a tune, Krillin grabbed some clothes, left the bedroom and entered the bathroom. He got in the shower and began soaking in the warm water.
"Ahh! This feels so nice!" He exclaimed.
Suddenly Krillin heard the bathroom door open and footsteps coming in. He could make out the silhouette of his wife from behind the shower curtain.
"18!" He greeted. "What up? Wanna join your hubby in the shower do ya?" He asked with a pervy grin. That grin faded once Krillin caught sight of the object 18 was holding in her hand. It looked like a pair of pliers.
"Uh 18 honey?" Krillin fretted. "What are doing with those pliers?"
18 didn't say anything. She just came closer. Now Krillin was in full-blown panic mode.
"18! What are you doing? Stop this! We can talk about this...AHHHHHHHHH!"
YOINK!
"Got it!"
Krillin stopped cowering on the shower floor to see 18 triumphantly holding a large strand of hair between the pliers.
"That hair was bothering the crap out of me!" She chirped.
Krillin just fainted.
(Short and stupid I know)