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Today in the Great Tomb of Nazarick, a simple salaryman playing on a VR online game has been transported to the New world and decides to stay and become a legend in the game in hopes of finding his friends, he changes his name from Momonga to Ainz Ooal Gown, he does not eat, sleep, cannot be poisoned or murdered, he basically has the appearance of a skeleton and can overcome any magic casters from other worlds. He uses Momon as the Darkest Hero.

Today in his throne room he plans his next step on what to do next in the New World, a few minutes after discovering that he is stuck in the game, He stays calm and continues his role as the leader of Nazarick and gives the orders normally, Sebas enters the throne room with a message at hand.

Sebas: Lord Momonga, i come to you bearing a message. [Holds up Paper]

Ainz: Thank you, Sebas [Turns to Albedo] Albedo, call all the floor guardians including 4 and 8 and gather them at the amphitheatre.

Albedo: At once Lord Momonga.

She left the throne room leaving Lord Ainz a chance to read the message, he seemed surprised that it was from his Long Lost Brother, Ainz read it and is surprise that his brother was coming to see him from his kingdom to the great tomb of Nazarick.

Ainz: [Thinking] I didn't knew that this character has a brother, it didn't say anything else about him in the game.

After the Long read of the paper, Momonga has to make plans and presenting his brother to the newly Nazarick kingdom.

Ainz: Sebas, when my family approaches the gates, please escort them to the amphitheatre where the guardians will learn that i am not the only one who will be holding this throne.

Sebas: At once, my lord. [He walks out the room]

Ainz: [Thinking] Well, if this means i have kids of my own or i will just act like a father figure to them.

Nazerick/Amphitheatre 6th floor

Ainz arrives in a tunnel with continuous lights from the sides and finally enters the Amphitheatre.

Ainz: Hmm, we also need to know to use our magic and strengths from time to time, still i am impressed every time i have gone through here countless times, and i am still fascinated by all this work.

Momonga hears a voice and sees an NPC character if he remember properly, Aura one of bukubukuchagma's creations, she notice him and jumps down while doing acrobatics, after that she sprinted towards him and greeted him.

Aura: Welcome Lord Momonga!

Ainz looked at Aura Bella Fiora, She has dark skin and pointy ears obviously a dark elf. She has 2 different colored eyes, the right one is emerald green and the left one is sapphire blue.

Ainz: Hello Aura, I may be intruding for awhile.

Aura: [Surprised] What do you mean Lord Momonga, You're the supreme beings of Nazarick!

Ainz: Aura, it is a warm welcome for someone special today, but if i may where is your brother?

Aura snapped back her head and turn around to call for her brother

Aura: Mare, Hurry Up and get down here you are being very rude!

Mare: But its too high for me sister!

Aura: Mare!

Mare: Ok Sister. [He jumps down and approaches his sister and Lord Ainz]

Aura: I apologize for mare's attitude my lord!

Ainz decided to put up a challenge to the twins in combat to test the staff of power, as the twins get set up for combat Ainz summoned and ordered Primal fire element.

Ainz: Attack the twins!

The fire creature roared with confirmation and attack the twins, The twins put up a fight, spells and magic were used in this battle, Ainz eyes glowed for a second and observe the twins fighting the creature, using teamwork and twin magic to their advantage, a few minutes later the fight was over and Primal fire element is defeated, they run toward lord Ainz.

Aura: That was fun Lord Momonga!

Mare tried to catch his breath after the battle.

Ainz: It seems you are tired from the fight [Ainz uses his inventory to get a chug of water and offers it to mare] This will refreshed you both for your thirst.

Aura: [Worried] Lord Momonga there is no need for you to use your rations on us!

Ainz: [Chuckled] I am undead, i have no need for food or water.

The twins hesitated and took the chug of water, and emptied it, they both expected the supreme being of nazarick to be fearsome but yet kind to his guardians.

They know see a portal appearing and coming from it was a short figure holding a umbrella.

It was Shalltear Bloodfallen Perorochino's NPC, She is the floor guardian from first to third floor of Nazarick, she is also a vampire.

ShallTear: My my am i the first? [She looks around and notices Momonga] My Lord!~ [She ran to lord ainz and hugs him] The one beloved man that i cannot rule aboved!~

Momonga froze in place and aura decides to speak up.

Aura: Stop it Shalltear before you slobber on him!

Shalltear released from her hug to replied.

Shalltear: Hello Half pint, i didn't noticed you were here. It must be difficult having an older sister mare however do you managed it?

Aura twitched her eyebrow in anger, she then relpied.

Aura: Miss fake tits.

Shalltear: What?!

Aura: Just as i thought, you went through the gates, and in a hurry to stuff your top so much you were worried it would slip when you get here.

Shalltear covered her chest in embarrassment.

Shalltear: Watch it elf! You got nothing but a boy chest!

Aura: True but i am only 76 years old, and i can still develop where is that you can never accept your mere bug bites.

Shalltear: How dare you!

The two started to fight but was interrupted by another floor guardian.

?: Stop acting like children in front of the master!

Ainz: [Thinking] Cocytus the fifth floor guardian, and represents the term for warrior.

Shalltear: I'll stop once this elf bitch pays for her crimes!

Aura: Try it tramp!

Cocytus stomps his sword in the ground which makes ice stopping the fight.

Ainz: That's Enough! Shalltear, Aura we don't have enough time for playing around.

Both: [Bowing their heads] Forgive me my lord!

Two more of the floor guardians enter the theatre, it was Albedo and Demiurge.

Ainz: [Thinking] Demiurge an insanely powerful demon and guardian of the seventh floor, he is said to be the most smartest and planned guardian.

Demiurge was wearing a suit and has a metal tail sticking out from behind. By the times all the guardians were standing in order they bow down to their lord. Lord Ainz gathered all the floor guardians to explain the protection and patrol of the Walls of Nazarick and assigned the guardians each a objective to keep Nazarick walls protected.

Sebas has entered the amphitheatre with Ainz brother and his kids.

Sebas: My lord i have returned with the guests of honor. [He gets to one knee and bowed to Ainz]

Ainz: I see, bring them in.

Ainz brother enters the theatre with his two kids the one on his left was a man who was wearing red and black costume all over and has two guns and two swords, you all may know him as the Merc with a Mouth: DeadPool.

DeadPool: What's Up Uncle Ainz?

Ainz: It is great to see you too Wade.

Deadpool: No wade, Just DeadPool!

Deadpool was known for many things being hilarious, always breaking the fourth wall, kills anyone when bored, threatened, or just wants to past the time. He is also known for going down in Mercinarry history from a Hitman to an Anti-Hero to a half demon. It seems that deadpool is really hard to kill.

And standing to Silas right was his young son, He has the appearance of a teenage human, can overcome any challenges, Always wears Face Paint, Has incredible feats of strengths and speed just like his older brother Deadpool, He knows magic, Hand to hand combat, and has unexplained powers of a demon, he is basically half human and half demon. His Name is Balor.

Ainz: And my favorite Nephew Balor. [He holds out his hand for a handshake but balor does not respond].

Silas: Balor does not speak that Much Ainz, he is mostly his own Demon.

Deadpool: More Like a statue that can walk! [Laughs]

Balor: Awfully funny coming from a guy whose face looks like burnt swiss cheese.

Deadpool: Touche!

Silas is basically a powerful king and demon, father of Deadpool and Balor, he represents some of his brothers authority personality.

Silas: Enough! We are here to visit family.

Balor: Sorry dad.

Deadpool: Yeah.

Ainz turns his attention back to the floor guardians.

Ainz: Before i leave, there is a question i need to ask you. [He first ask shalltear] First Shalltear, in your own words what kind of person you see me as?

Shalltear: Beauty Incarnate there is absolutely nothing living or dead that could ever match your radian glow.

Next is Cocytus

Ainz: Cocytus.

Cocytus: A man whose strength and wise are greater than any guardian, and is worthy of being the ruler of Nazarick.

Ainz: Aura.

Aura: Compassionate, you're always three steps ahead in the game!

Ainz: Mare.

Mare: A ruler who is kind and Merciless.

Ainz: Demiurge.

Demiurge: A man who makes wise choices and acts upon them, also your charismatic nature makes it impossible for others to predict you.

Ainz: Sebas.

Sebas: You are the supreme beings whom mercifully stayed in Nazerick, even though the creators left us behind, you stayed in Nazarick until the very end.

Ainz: And Lastly Albedo.

Albedo: You are the ultimate ruler of Nazarick, as well as the man that whom my heart desire!

Ainz: I see, now i have heard your opinions about me, carry on your task and you will all meet your rewards for your loyalty, i have family business to attend to.

Ainz, Silas, Sebas, Deadpool and Balor left the amphitheatre and back to the throne room.

This is my first time doing an anime and Deadpool crossover, Tell me what you think See ya next time.