Disclaimer: I don't anything. Nothing. SquareEnix owns these people. Nobuo Uematsu owns the really cool music. I wished I owned Kuja's thong though. I think my husband would look sexy in it!

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Lady Hilda wasn't expecting this. She wasn't expecting to come home from a day of shopping with little Eiko and see this. Not this.

Not again...

"Cid! How could you?!" Lady Hilda dropped her shopping bags and shielded Eiko's young, innocent eyes. "How could you do this to me again?!"

Regent Cid sharply raised his head at the shrill shriek of his wife. The whore between his legs stopped her amorous oral activities and turned around in sheer horror at the sight of her lover's jealous wife.

"Hilda!" Cid quickly attempted to conceal his adulterous act by pushing the slut off the bed and hiding himself with the soft sheets. "I wasn't expecting you home so soon." The loose woman on the floor simply rubbed her head, as she had hit her head on the end table.

"Eiko, go to your room for a little while." Hilda quickly ushered her adopted daughter out of the master bedroom. Eiko obeyed with a nod of her head and darted down the hallway, her small feet making pitterpats on the floor. Hilda then turned back towards the adulterous lovers, one sitting up on the large bed, and the other sheepishly slumped on the floor. "Again, Cid? Who is she?"

"My lady, forgive me." The whore rocked forward to her knees, a position she was probably used to being in. "Your husband seduced me--ahh!"

She was quieted by the back of Hilda's hand hitting her hard on the cheek.

"Hilda!" Cid protested. He began to get up from the bed and help the little slut when he stopped in fear. He remembered his wife's anger before, back when he had his first affair with a woman he met in Lindblum's famous pub. His lady wife had learned the powers of a mage when she was a small child and had turned him into an oglop out of spite. She had glowed with power then, and she was glowing with that same power now.

Uh-oh.

His wife's body was surrounded by a blue mist as she raised her left hand. But as soon as she started the chant to once again change her adulterous spouse's form, she abruptly stopped. Hilda dropped her hand with a defeated sigh. Becoming an oglop last time didn't change his behavior, even when he had attempted to reverse the spell and accidentally became a frog. If Cid didn't change his ways then, what makes her think he would change this time?

Instead, Lady Hilda twisted the wedding band off her left ring finger and angrily threw it onto Cid's chest. He would be her husband no longer. She would no longer be his wife. The regent of Lindblum had broken his vows of fidelity for the final time.

Their marriage was over.

"I'm taking Eiko and the airship, Cid." Hilda found herself fighting back tears, covering her eyes and noticing the odd feeling of being without her wedding band. "Don't come looking for me. Ever." She kicked aside the bags of clothes she had bought earlier that day, emsembles that were supposed to please her husband. Now the sultry pieces of lingerie were useless. "Have fun being a whore without me.

With that, Hilda briskly walked out of the room that had once been filled with the love and passion of a true romance. Her long skirts shuffled across the floor as her steps became faster and lighter. She would file for the annulment tomorrow. The civil divorce could be attained easily, but to declare the marriage null and void would be left to the council.

Surely, after his affairs, the marriage could be easily declared false. Did he ever intend to be a proper, faithful husband?

Most likely not. Hilda had seen only shock and surprise on Cid's face as she caught him with that cheap girl. Shame and guilt was nowhere to be seen. He felt no sin in what he did. And if that was true, then she felt no shame in stealing the airship that he had built for her.

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"Mother?"

Hilda glanced down at the young girl she and Cid had agreed to raise after their planet's recent events. The little summoner's hair flew about as they walked the deck of the Hilda Garde airship. Lucky for them, the weather was excellent for flying. "What is it, sweetheart?"

"Did we leave because of father's affair?"

Hilda's heart almost broke. Eiko was such a smart girl for her young age of barely seven years old. The girl had been an orphan for most of her life, raised by moogles of all creatures. And then, just when she had been taken in by a loving couple, it had to be taken away from the little girl again.

How selfish of you, Cid! Hilda mentally cursed. Eiko had a good home and you had to throw that away for her because of a whore you met off the streets. Well, at least one good parent was better then none.

"Yes, honey. I'm sorry." Hilda reached down and smoothed out her daughter's blue-ish hair. Eiko possibly didn't know the full extent of the affair or what it entailed, but she realized it was a betrayal against her adoptive mother.

"Is an affair when you have s-e-x with somebody else instead of the person you're married too?" Eiko whispered the forbidden word she decided to spell. Little girls weren't supposed to know about that word.

Hilda gave a quiet laugh at her daughter's innocence. The moogles had taught Eiko a little about the reproductive act. Not enough to make her as knowledgable as a happily married or satisfied woman, but enough for her age. "That's right."

"Is that what happened when you left him the first time?"

Hilda gave a slow, silent nod. Eiko had been there when Zidane and that other summoner Dagger, along with Regent Cid had found Hilda inside the castle of the wizard Kuja. Kuja had hijacked her previous airship back when she had first left Cid. Everybody was amazed that he had let her live and that Kuja hadn't harmed not one hair on her head. All Hilda had admitted was that the Silver Wizard had been very polite to her and that at least he wasn't a skirt-chaser like her husband.

What Hilda didn't admit however, was that although Kuja was very noble to her, it wasn't because she was a regent's wife or a lady of royal status. It wasn't because she was a mage herself and had powers of almost equal ability to his.

After being found, Hilda agreed to change Cid back into a man and forgive him of his affair. Kuja was gone afterall. Nobody needed to know that Hilda had gotten her own private revenge. Cid had his affair first, so she had hers.

Kuja had been polite to Lady Hilda because he knew what she needed. She was a woman scorned, a woman betrayed. The famed Silver Wizard, insane as he had been at a later point, had made her feel loved again, had made her feel sultry again. He treated her like a goddess.

A sultry sex goddess.

Memories of lust-filled nights bombarded her mind. Two mage bodies joined in the ways of tantric sex, candle-lit boudouir's... Kuja had taught her much about the Karma Sutra, teaching her how sex could be not only pleasurable, but also mystical. It was a way to experience the divine, to become almost one with the gods.

When he had left to pursue his plans, it had shockingly devestated her. So, when Cid returned, pleading forgiveness, she had no choice but to accept. Hilda had returned to her husband, determined to teach him everything that Kuja had taught her.

It still wasn't enough to keep her husband from straying. Nothing would be. Lady Hilda sighed again, she had lost a lover and then a husband.

"Mama, are you okay?" Eiko's little eyes glanced up at her mother, who was trying hold back tears again.

"I'll be fine, honey." She faked a smile and turned back to her young girl. "Why don't you go wash up and I'll put supper on."

Eiko gave a grin and a nod and skipped off towards the dining area of the airship, leaving her mother to her many regrets and worried thoughts.

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Mystic: Yes, I'm taking a break from my ff7 fic, Sephiroth's Honor. For some perverted reason, the thought of a Kuja and Hilda romance won't leave me alone, so I decided to make use of it and write a fic. Romance, smut, and lemons galore! Maybe some angst, but mainly smut and romance. Review if you please! I want to know what you guys think!