by
Mastermindhunter
Candace was sitting on her throne. Her hair was in a gorgeous silver tiara. She was so happy to see her mother busting her brothers, as she sat. Her prince was coming up to the large throne. Jeremy was so handsome, and looked so charming. "Princess Candace." He sighed with a happy smile. She giggled her deep laugh as he approached her. "I have come to express my love to you. You are the woman of my dreams, and nothing would make me happier than to see that you become my queen. Candace could barely believe it. Was this honestly happening? She was so ecstatic, but then felt like something was wrong.
She opened her eyes, to see that it was dream. Awww man. Well it was a good dream worth sleeping for. She adjusted her eyes, but didn't like what she saw. Laying on top of her was the most disgusting thing in the family to her. Perry laid there on top of Candace's sheets. "Eww grooos!" Perry opened his out of focuse eyes, and chattered in his usual way. Candace sat up, and uncovered herself. She didn't like touching Perry, but she didn't like him being in her bed either. She picked Perry up, and started complaining. "Will you ever get it through your thick skull, that I don't like you being in my room, much less my bed?" She went downstairs to look for the boys. "Phineas!"
"Hey Candace!" Phineas and Ferb were sitting at the dining room table. They were enjoying breakfast. Eggs and Bacon. She stood there, glaring at the boys. Phineas noticed there was something wrong. "Is something wrong Candace? You seem a little upset." Candace held Perry in front of her, for the boys to see. Phineas smiled. "Oh there you are Perry. We were wondering where you were." Candace put Perry on the ground. "Oh. Was he in your bed again?" She responded with an aggrivated look. "Oh sorry Candace. He's just a platypus after all. He doesn't know any better." Phineas reached down to pet Perry. He responded by chattering. Candace groaned and sat down. When she sat down, Linda sat some eggs and bacon infront of her. She grabbed a soda, and sat down.
"Seriously guys. Today is the day that Jeremy comes over. He promised to spend a nice day with me. No Suzie, or anyone else. Just him and me. The last thing I need is you guys screwing everything up. The last time Jeremy came over, I was literally not myself. I really don't want that to happen again, so keep all you're crazy plots somewhere else." Candace accidentally spilled some of her soda, and it spilled into Perry's food dish. She hadn't even noticed it. Perry was sitting near everyone's feet, and hadn't noticed that it was spilled in. He stretched, and walked over towards his food dish. When he took the first bite, it tasted a bit different, and weird. Maybe it was just his imagination. He took another bite, and it was still weird tasting. He decided he had eaten enough. He didn't want to go on todays mission with a full stomach. Perry looked up at Candace, and tilted his head. She looked down at him, sickeningly. "Eww as if I would pet you! Get away from me!" Perry didn't want to push her today. He laid down with his feelings hurt.
"So, What do you think we should do today Ferb?" Ferb shrugged staring at his brother. "Well we'll figure something out. Hey where's Perry?"
Perry put put on his fedora, slowly, and slumpt over to the closest escape route to headquarters. He went zooming through the tube not quite feeling himself. There must have been something in his food that morning that wasn't supposed to be in there. He landed in his seat a little too tough. Major Monogram showed up on the screen. "Hello age-" He stopped talking short, when he saw Perry's face. He looked miserable, and not looking like he wanted to even move. His fur had looked pale, and he seemed a bit like he was swaying "Umm Agent P. Are you feeling okay? You don't look so good." Perry nodded, and rotated his paw, signaling for him to continue. "Oh! Umm okay. Anyway. We found out that Doofenshmirtz has been buying massive amounts of makeup removal creams. We don't know why exactly, but this is where you come in. We need you to-." Perry was slumpt over on his chair. He was snoring slightly. Major monogram shouted to wake him up. "Agent P!" He shot up, his face horrid, bags under his eyes. He looked around, as if he forgot where he was. The fedora was over his bill, so he put it over his head. He saluted and slumpt over to the exit, to go get Doofenshmirtz.
He decided to take the hover craft. What a state he was in. What was in that food? Doofenshmirtz evil inc. was in view. He flew in through the front door. He decided to take the elevator up to Doofenshmirtz place. He wasn't in the mood to be fighting when feeling sick. He must have dosed off in the middle of the way up, because he heard the ding, and shot his eyes open. He made it, and was about to open the door. A loud animalistic cough was eminated before he turned the knob. There before him was the mad doctor. His blurred vision made it hard to make things out. All he was sure he saw was a big ray machine, and liquid being poured into a tank. He walked in, but fell over his feet, loosing his balance. Doofenshmirtz, at first looked like he was expecting him, but then looked at him a bit surprised.