Akatsuki: go on holiday!
"Iv decided, we need a break" announced Pein, the rest of the Akatsuki cheered.
"Lets go somewhere hot" clapped Konan.
"Lets go somewhere where you can go scuba-diving" Kisame chirped.
"No, no. We should go somewhere dark and cold" Itachi said not looking up from painting his toenails.
"I agree" said Sasori with no emotion.
"Yes! Somewhere abandened where no-one can hear you scream" laughed Hidan. Soon all the Akatsuki members were shouting comments. Pein shook hi head. "No guys, what i meant was-"
"LETS GO DISNEYLAND!" shouted Tobi interrupting excitedly. All the Akatsuki members looked at him and at the same time shouted "SHUT UP TOBI!"
"You want to know what i think?" said Zetsu.
"No. no-one cares what you think Zetsu" Kakuza said reading evil monthly.
"I know, un!" said Dedria suddenly.
"What?" Konan said happily.
"lets go blow up the the hidden leaf village, yeah!"
Pein threw his arms up in aggravation "No. Listen. When i said we need a break i meant-"
"From each other?" Sasori finished.
" No! i-"
"Yay! Tobi go with Dedria!" Tobi happy danced.
"I'd want to get away from you, yeah." Dedria said moving away from Tobi.
"Ohmygod! All of you-" Pein shouted.
"So, are we going somewhere hot?" said Konan confused.
"SHUT UP!" Pein exploded, all the Akatsuki members shut up.
"I meant, lets have a break from missions for a while. But i didnt mean a holiday, or away from each other"
"Im glad. Saves money" nodded Kakuza. Konan looked sadly at Pein "so were not going on holiday?"
Everyone looked at him.
"Sorry, Konan. were not" Pein said looking away.
"Holiday! Holiday! Holiday!" cheered Kisame and Hidan.
After two hours of Hidan and Kisame, Pein finally agreed they would go on holiday. For an hour, they discussed (argued) where they would be going. They chose the sunny, beach side in a small village. They all went of to their rooms afterwards to do whatever.
Tobi was being chased by Konan. Tobi screamed, as he ran past the rooms, which made Sasori curious. Sasori peered out his room, then stepped out into the corridor. "Whats going o-" But he didnt get to finish as Tobi came crashing into him.
"I swear Tobi, if you dont get off me i am going to-"
"Tobi sorry Sasori, Tobi cant talk, Tobi running for his life" Tobi said getting up quick.
"You will be!" shouted Sasori, but Tobi already raced off.
"Wait till i get you, Tobi, you are soo dead!" Konan yelled, chasing after him. Sasori stepped smartly out of the way.
"What did i miss?"
"Oh, Tobi has hid Konans straightners" Hidan replied walking out of his room.
"Ah"
Eleswhere, the other Akatsuki members were packing.
"Itachi, thats the sixth bottle of nail varnish" kisame said.
"So?"
"Why?"
"I need them."
"Six?"
"Kisame"
"Yeah?"
"Shut up"
In the next room, Dedria was packing too. Suddenly he noticed a lump under his pillow. Dedria walked over to it and lifted it up gingerly. Underneath was a pair of new, shiny,blue straightners.
"Huh, un?"
Suddenly Tobi came running in and hid on top of Dedria's wardrobe.
"Tobi...?"
"Shhhh" Tobi whispered.
Kakuza slammed the phone down on the table.
"What's up?" Pein said walking into the room.
"I just got off the phone with the manager of the place were renting. He said we could stay, but the only problem is, there isnt enough rooms"
"So what are we going to do?"
"Well, we are all going to have to share. Two in a room"
"Great...well, I'll call a meeting"
In a few hours, all the Akatsuki members were sat down for the meeting.
"Now, i'v called you all hear to discuss a problem that has occured" Pein announced stood in front of them all. He continued "The problem is this place were staying, doesnt have enough rooms, so were going two in a room"
"What?" they all shouted. the announcement had cased an uproar between them all. Pein coughed, they all looked at him.
"Since im leader, i get to pick my partner first. I pick Konan" konan nodded. Everyone looked at each other in silence then they all started arguing who they were going with.
"I pick Itachi" Kisame shouted.
"I pick Hidan" yelled Kakuza.
"I pick Dedria!" Tobi squealed.
"What? I am not sharing a room with him, yeah!" Dedria stood up pointing at Tobi who was happy dancing.
"Too late, it's decided. Me and Konan, Itachi and Kisame, Tobi and Dedria, Hidan and Kakuza and Sasori and Zetsu" Pein said then sighed "okay, what are you waiting for? go pack"
"Yay! isn't this great?" Tobi laughed tugging on Dedrias cloak, as he walked out the room steaming.
"It could be worse" said Sasori sighing.
"Yeah, you could be Dedria" Hidan said laughing while cutting himself.
"Speaking of idiots, i need to see a certain someone about something" said Konan getting up and heading towards Tobi's room. Hidan watched her leave then his eyes widened "holy s***, i forgot to pack my hair gel" then ran quickly to his room.
"I'd better finish packing too" Sasori said sighing yet again.
"what do you need to pack?" Zetsu asked.
"My other hundred and twenty six puppets"
"Your freakin' kidding" yelled Kakuza "your only aloud to take one suitcase!"
"Damn!" yelled Kakuza and Itachi.
Find out if the Akatsuki's even get to go on holiday in the next chapter.