Prepare for the madness of NARUCRACK volume one!
Warnings: Insanity and other demented insane things! Much OOCness
Also hints of Yaoi if you look really hard its there!
As for ownership Whatever it might be it is not within my grasp!
Mental Breakdown……yeahhhhhhhhh O.o
Naruto: ……….
Sasuke: ………
Naruto: ……….
Sasuke: MY WHOLE FAMILY IS DEAD!
Naruto: and…….?
Sasuke: WHAT DA YA MEAN 'AND'! THEIR DEAD! GONE! VANSISHED! poof……
Naruto: uh-huh…….. Your point is?
Sasuke: ….. You want my Ramen?
Naruto: YAY! RAMEN!
Sasuke: I caan't winnnnnn he's to stupiddddd! (Bangs head on counter while Naruto slurps away in the land of happy pink shoujo bubbles)
Drunken fists and Monkey Bliss
Lee and Naruto…..Status: DRUNK AS HELL!
Lee and Naruto: I'm gunna be a monkey a Monkey A MONKEY! I'm gunna be A MONKEY AND YOU CAN BE ONE TOOOOOOOOOO!
Neji: If there is a god a divine creature of any sort I beg of them SHUT THOSE TWO THE HELL UP BEFORE I GO INSANE!
Sakura: I can't take THIS MUCH LONGER!
Neji: ……….(gone)
Sakura: Sasuke, Gaara how are you two holding out?
Gaara and Sasuke inside the ultimite defense….
Sasuke: Sorry Sakura we can't hear you!
Gaara: (Smirk.) Suckers…..
Sasuke: Come on Gaara-kun lets go somewhere quiet!
Gaara: (drool nodded nodded follow)
End…..
We are the SPANDEX QUEENS!
Welcome to the LAND…….. of Gai and Lee where spandex rules all and tacky fashion is cool….
Lee: The flying turtles the flying turtles you must forget them……
And the flying turtles however could I forget……
Gai: This is the Land of sparkling teeth and green spandex rules all IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE SPANDAX YOU SHALL SUFFER MY ETARAL WRATH AND FOREVER FEEL THE DESPLISER OF SAND IN YOUR PANTS!
Lee: Sand provided by Gaara of the sand sponsored by the Nation of Sand! Thank you Gaara!
Gaara: Pain….. gooodddddddd…..IIIIII….MUUUUSSSSSTTTT……KKKKIIIIILLLLL…..YOOOOOUUUUUU…..LLEEEEEE!
Lee: And A message from our sponsors! AHHHHAHAHA HELP mmeeeeeeeeee……..
Commercial Break….. (Gaara: Dessert coffin! Lee: someone save me ahhhhhhh!)
Lee: We…lcome …back augh…..(Collapses totally beaten again)
Gai: NOW FOR THE ……..SPANDEAX DANCE!
Lee& Gai: Together now shake ya bootie shake ya bootie I like to move it I like to Shake I like to shake it shake it shake!
Sasuke: And I thought watching my clan die was disturbing…… But damn come on That's just wrong!
Sakura: My eyes…MY POOR VIRGIN EYES THEY HAVE BEEN TAINTED!
Ino: Virgin my butt slut…..
Sakura: You say something fatty!
Ino: Ya VIRGIN…..MY….BUTT…YOU…BIG….UGLY….SLUT!
Sakura: You…you….you….your dating a guy that slept with you and Temari at the same time!
Ino: At least WE were trying something NEW unlike someone I know!
Sakura: What are you implying? (Glare)
Ino: Virgin my butt you big ass slut….(glare)
Sakura: (Glare)
Ino: (Glare)
Choji: Shikamaru women are scary….
Shikamaru: Yep try sleepin with'em
Lee& Gai: Drop it like it's hot! Drop it like its hot Drop it like it's hot!
End!
THAT'S IT FOR Narucrack volume one we hope you'll review and join us again in the next volume!