~HETALIA TOTAL WIPEOUT~

"Alright folks, its time for what you've all been waiting for..."

*curtain pulls and spotlights shine on contestants*

"HETALIA WIPEOUT!" the host calls out, "And these are our contestants-"

*huge screen with pictures and names blinks on*

ITALY

GERMANY

FRANCE

AMERICA

BRITAIN

SEALAND

RUSSIA

CHINA

JAPAN

PRUSSIA

"Lets begin by interviewing some of our contestants~!" the host blares over a speaker system.

"So, Italy, are you planning on bringing that handsome 10,000 euros back home with you...?" the hostess asks.

"Well, or course!" Italy blurts out, "I'll share it with all my friends! And then we can buy pasta!"

NICKNAME: PASTA GUY

"Hello Mr. Germany! Do you think you have what it takes to win all' that cash?" the hostess asks, excited to see who will win.

"Of course i'll win! Well, maybe I wont win, but at least it'll have been fun. I love a good competition!" Germany boasts.

NICKNAME: ALL-STAR

"France!" the hostess lady exclaims, "Looking good. But will looks really win over the crowd with such tight competition- both ways?" the hostess winks at him.

"Oihoihoia! Of course, my dear!" France says, kissing her hand like a prince, "I not only look the best, but have a few tricks up my sleeve too!"

NICKNAME: FANCY PANTS

"Why, hello. You look like you'll be the hero of the qualifying round!" says the hostess, fully aware of the young nations ego.

"Yo, hot lady! Of course i'll win! I'm the HERO!" America yells, pulling off one of his peace-sign poses for the camera.

NICKNAME: THE HERO

"Mr. Britain! I was hoping you could join us today. So, do you have any strategies you'd like to share with us, ol' chap?" the hostess jokes.

"Well, you have a fine sense of human, but I think thats enough out of your mouth! What kind of a man shares his strategies to everyone? And, i'll have you know, I am no where near old!" Britain yells, obviously bothered by her joke.

NICKNAME: OLDMAN

"Hi, little cutie! Your one of our youngest contestants ever, arrant you, Sealand?"

"Yes. I may be, but i'll have you know that makes me more agile! I'll just jump over the whole course, and win in an instant!" Sealand yells, oblivious of the fact that other countries can do that too.

NICKNAME: LITTLE GRASSHOPPER

"..." the hostess is quiet, "Um, hello... Sir?" she asks, to Russia.

"I know, I can be quite intimidating, but that just makes me all-the-more liable to win! Place your bets, and drink lots and lots of vodka!" Russia yells, a smile on his face.

NICKNAME: SMILEY

"China! Glad to see you here today! Your the only woman on today, after Hungary backed out. Do you think you have what it takes?" the hostess asks, in a girly tone.

"Why, yes," China replies, "Of course. I am sure I will be dominant in the competition today!"

NICKNAME: RICE-CAKES

"Japan, your looking adorable as ever. So, any thoughts on how you'll spend your winnings?" the hostess asks, "if you do win, that is."

"Yeah," Japan says, "I'll probably spend my winnings on cat-food for Mr. Greece."

NICKNAME: NICE-GUY

"Hey, hotty," Prussia says to the young hostess, "I hear your the hostess around here. Who would you pick as a favorite...?"

"Well, um," she stutters, "I'm the one asking questions here. But if I had to choose, it would be China. Girl-power!" the hostess yells.

NICKNAME: AWESOME

"Stay tuned for more; HETALIAAA, WIPEOUT!" the host-man yells. This is going to be an interesting day...

*****TO BE CONTINUED*****