In Kauai
By Kane Raidon
Disclaimer: Where you take this is up to you. All I do is write them. This is a crossover fic and there are a ton of characters in it. Pay attention, this might be good.
First Prologue: No need for a vacation!
Washu: So, Hawaii.surf, sand and beautiful flowers. Nothin' like it. Nope, I tell you. Japan may be pretty, but sometimes it can just get too cold. Ryoko: It's 70 degrees now, and it's December. Dammit, Washu, you just want us to spend our money in some US territory. I know how you can get. Sasami: The US? Where is that? Tenchi: It's in that continent next to ours. Lots of different people live there and speak lots of different languages, mostly English and Spanish, but it's regarded as the land of the free. Sasami: Oh yeah! US meaning.United States! Ryoko: Jeez, you're a sophomore in high school and you didn't know that? Wow, what a cheap educational system! (Looks at Sasami's Book bag) looking at you, I know you're smart, but that little thing there, that was a major brain fart. Mihoshi knows a lot about that. Right?
Mihoshi is eating a bag of Mini Oreos not paying attention to anything that is going on. Once she hears her name being called, she looks at Ryoko and stops chewing like a dog. Everyone gets a sweat drop.
Ayeka: You know what, Washu's right. We want to get away, we want to get away! Sasami: Yeah! Washu: You know, it's best if we not break into song.
(Here comes an ensemble of singers and dancers) BLOODY MARY IS THE GIRL I LOVE! BLOODY MARY IS THE GIRL I.
Washu: Dammit! I said this isn't a musical! You all have to go home now. Go on. Get a move on. Out. Double time. Let's go.
Washu continues to get the singers out of the living room. Everyone gets a sweat drop. Mihoshi kinda applauds.
Washu: Thank you, really, write, but don't come back! Thank you, you'll get the check in the mail in the name "OJ Simpson". Thank you, buh-bye. (Slams door) Whew, I'm glad that's over. Tenchi: Shoot! I liked "South Pacific"!! Sasami: Well, that was completely random and just plain out of the ordinary. Anyway, when are we going, IF we go? Washu: Today! See, I built this molecular teleporter and I bought some shirts from Hilo Hattie, aren't they nice? Anyway, we launch as soon as I get rid of the asbestos. They'll ruin the shirts.
The whole cast walks down to Washu's Lab to see this teleporter, and they see Kiyone down there working on it.
Kiyone: Hey everyone! Ryoko: THIS is your teleporter? Dang it. You might as well call it the Pepsimobile. It looks like a giant Pepsi can. Washu: That's because it is. While you travel to sunny Hawaii, you get access to this giant pepsi machine. The thing runs on soda, so don't drink too much. If you do, we'll end up in Guam. Trust me. Kiyone: On the Contrary, Washu-sensei. This thing runs on only 20 ounces of pop! Only way we can screw this up is if we drink all of the pop in here.
Everyone looks at Mihoshi, who still has the bag of Oreos.
Mihoshi: What?! I'm hungry! Leave me alone. Kiyone: Mihoshi, remember what I said about not drinking my Pepsi? Mihoshi: Uh, yes. Kiyone: You screwed up last time, drank it and got sick. If you drink this RED 20 ounce bottle, I swear to God, I will kick your ass as soon as we get to Guam. You hear me?! Mihoshi: Why must you be so mean to me, Kiyone? Ryoko: So we won't be stranded in Guam. Tenchi: Can we stop the lecture and go already? Washu: OK then! Get in! We'll be in Hawaii in 2 days! All: Yay! Washu: Hold on! Pulls a lever and the thing starts spinning Ryoko: Here we go again with the spinny shit. Ayeka: Wait!! Where's Ryo-ohki? Washu: Who do you think is piloting the thing? Cast of "South Pacific": NOW AINT THAT TOO DAMN BAAAAAAAD!!
Disclaimer: Where you take this is up to you. All I do is write them. This is a crossover fic and there are a ton of characters in it. Pay attention, this might be good.
First Prologue: No need for a vacation!
Washu: So, Hawaii.surf, sand and beautiful flowers. Nothin' like it. Nope, I tell you. Japan may be pretty, but sometimes it can just get too cold. Ryoko: It's 70 degrees now, and it's December. Dammit, Washu, you just want us to spend our money in some US territory. I know how you can get. Sasami: The US? Where is that? Tenchi: It's in that continent next to ours. Lots of different people live there and speak lots of different languages, mostly English and Spanish, but it's regarded as the land of the free. Sasami: Oh yeah! US meaning.United States! Ryoko: Jeez, you're a sophomore in high school and you didn't know that? Wow, what a cheap educational system! (Looks at Sasami's Book bag) looking at you, I know you're smart, but that little thing there, that was a major brain fart. Mihoshi knows a lot about that. Right?
Mihoshi is eating a bag of Mini Oreos not paying attention to anything that is going on. Once she hears her name being called, she looks at Ryoko and stops chewing like a dog. Everyone gets a sweat drop.
Ayeka: You know what, Washu's right. We want to get away, we want to get away! Sasami: Yeah! Washu: You know, it's best if we not break into song.
(Here comes an ensemble of singers and dancers) BLOODY MARY IS THE GIRL I LOVE! BLOODY MARY IS THE GIRL I.
Washu: Dammit! I said this isn't a musical! You all have to go home now. Go on. Get a move on. Out. Double time. Let's go.
Washu continues to get the singers out of the living room. Everyone gets a sweat drop. Mihoshi kinda applauds.
Washu: Thank you, really, write, but don't come back! Thank you, you'll get the check in the mail in the name "OJ Simpson". Thank you, buh-bye. (Slams door) Whew, I'm glad that's over. Tenchi: Shoot! I liked "South Pacific"!! Sasami: Well, that was completely random and just plain out of the ordinary. Anyway, when are we going, IF we go? Washu: Today! See, I built this molecular teleporter and I bought some shirts from Hilo Hattie, aren't they nice? Anyway, we launch as soon as I get rid of the asbestos. They'll ruin the shirts.
The whole cast walks down to Washu's Lab to see this teleporter, and they see Kiyone down there working on it.
Kiyone: Hey everyone! Ryoko: THIS is your teleporter? Dang it. You might as well call it the Pepsimobile. It looks like a giant Pepsi can. Washu: That's because it is. While you travel to sunny Hawaii, you get access to this giant pepsi machine. The thing runs on soda, so don't drink too much. If you do, we'll end up in Guam. Trust me. Kiyone: On the Contrary, Washu-sensei. This thing runs on only 20 ounces of pop! Only way we can screw this up is if we drink all of the pop in here.
Everyone looks at Mihoshi, who still has the bag of Oreos.
Mihoshi: What?! I'm hungry! Leave me alone. Kiyone: Mihoshi, remember what I said about not drinking my Pepsi? Mihoshi: Uh, yes. Kiyone: You screwed up last time, drank it and got sick. If you drink this RED 20 ounce bottle, I swear to God, I will kick your ass as soon as we get to Guam. You hear me?! Mihoshi: Why must you be so mean to me, Kiyone? Ryoko: So we won't be stranded in Guam. Tenchi: Can we stop the lecture and go already? Washu: OK then! Get in! We'll be in Hawaii in 2 days! All: Yay! Washu: Hold on! Pulls a lever and the thing starts spinning Ryoko: Here we go again with the spinny shit. Ayeka: Wait!! Where's Ryo-ohki? Washu: Who do you think is piloting the thing? Cast of "South Pacific": NOW AINT THAT TOO DAMN BAAAAAAAD!!