Luke was wandering around his manor bored, as usual. He decided to go have some fun so he went to find a maid. All the maids were gathered around so he had a tough choice to make. He looked them all up and down and eventually chose which one he thought was the hottest.

"You! Strip for me!" Luke demanded.

"D-do I have to? I don't really feel comfortable with this." The maid said.

Luke groaned and said, "I have no memories, I'm soooo traumatized. Why do I even bother being alive, I'm just a burden on everyone. I'm just gonna go kill myself."

The maid fell for Luke's trick and was just about to undress when the butler came in and told Luke to go back to his room. Luke walked into room and then realized 'Hey why is he ordering me around? I'm the master here.' Luke saw his friend Guy jump in the window and shove something that looked like a black mask into his pocket.

"Hey Luke, what's up?" Guy asked.

"Nothin' much. I was just about to get a maid to strip but that stupid butler got in the way." Luke said.

"Maid to strip huh? There's a topic I care nothing about." Guy said.

Luke heard a knocking on his door. "Hey maybe she came here to strip for me."

"Master Luke, Van is waiting for you in the drawing room." The maid said.

"You can come in you know." Luke said.

"I-I'd rather not." The maid said.

"Tch. Fine, whatever."

"Well Luke, I'm going to leave to. Things to do, lives to save, you know." Guy said, jumping out of the window.

"Tch. Fine, whatever." Luke said. He got up and walked to drawing room, to see Van.

"It's good to see you foolish repli-- I mean Luke." Van said.

"Master Van, what are you doing here?" Luke asked.

"I'm here to train you."

"But it's Remday. We only train on Gnomeday, Ifritday, and Loreleiday." Luke said.

"Yes well, I have to make an exception. I have to go find Fon Master Ion." Van said.

"What's a Fon Master Ion?"

"He's just a foolish replica, like you… not that… you're a replica or anything… I mean it's not like I kidnapped the real you and made a replica just so I could destroy the world or anything like that. 'Cause I would never do that. I am totally trustworthy. Look at my eyebrows. Do evil people have eyebrows like this? I thought not." Van said.

"Tch. Fine, whatever."

"Right. Onto the training."

Van taught Luke the basics of playing the game. X to attack, O to use Arte's. You know. Luke got confused and got a headache. All of a sudden the mysterious intruder Tear jumped into the courtyard off the roof. As she ran at Van in an attempt to kill him she fell over.

"That's what you get for wearing high heels. Ya dumb broad!" Luke said.

"As Tear was about to bonk Van with her staff Luke got in the way and blocked it. There was a big explosion, and Luke and Tear were teleported to a land far away.