Isa Hiwatari: so this is what happens when I'm bored.
And I'm not even sure what to warn you about.
Squirtle sat on his bum eating a taco that fell from the sky because a pink unicorn was killed in Topeka.
Then out of nowhere here comes...Will Smith!
"Squirtle I challenge you to a rap off!"
The turtle pokemon got up and smiled, "I am a pokemon, and you a very attractive but old and can not form rhymes like I can so if yes is the answer you want then yes is the answer you receive because I can defeat you...ah ohhhh!" (spoken like they do in that really old cartoon speed racer)
Just as they were about to start Harry Potter runs through streaking and stops in front of them and begins dancing horribly and singing the Pokemon theme song and the opening for The Prince of Bel-air at the same time.
"Bloody hell I'm naked!" he screams then runs away leaving them both confused...
sorry about that but I can get worse, r and r and I will totally update.