It was a cold day in the mountains in Ding Jun, there was a strange creature born. She was an enormous beast, a hairy creature measuring in at over seven foot tall. The creature had small bat wings and a pom-pom on the top of its head. She was so ugly that her parents left her in a cold, damp cave to die. This story is about her life, this story is about Miao Cai the Mooquach. You may ask yourself, "What is a mooquatch?" Well that is quite simple; a mooquatch is a child from a moogle and a sasquatch. Usually, in situations where a mooquatch is born, the parents either kill each other, kill the child or, on a rare occasion, they actually care for their child, but it wasn't to be that way for Miao Cai. She was to be killed, but the plan went sour and she survived. Here is her untold story.

In the nearby village, everybody feared this hideous creature. This was the result of that nobody has ever seen it. Had they seen it, they would have never ever feared it, since it was just plainly ugly. However, this was about to change, when on one cold autumn day, the Shu army began to march through the village...

As the army passed through the village, various people ran up to them and tried to convince the army to stop and turn back and amazingly enough they almost succeeded, but Zhuge Liang, the army's grand general has turned them off. Then he boosted up the army's morale by talking about how important this battle was and how it would make it easier to achieve peace. For a short amount of time, it seemed to work but then confusion rose, which was noticed by Zhuge Liang and he began again.

"Men, this battle is going to bring peace to our land and unite China under the rule of our Lord Liu Bei. We cannot turn back just because of some mythical creature. For all we know it could just be a legend these people made up. Now, forward!" Zhuge Liang pointed forward and the army continued to march towards the mountain. On the way a peasant thug kicked the last soldier at the end, causing a domino effect, which knocked down every soldier and Zhuge Liang as well. The peasant ran off laughing as Zhuge Liang glared. He grabbed one of the bows and an arrow from a soldier and shot the peasant in the back as he ran. The peasant died instantly.

As she slowly rose from the ground, Yue Ying stared at her husband, shocked by his actions. The faces of the other generals were the same, Zhao Yun, Zhang Fei and Huang Zhong had all similar expressions, except for Wei Yan, who laughed hard. He was so busy to laugh that he did not notice a soldier slowly walking behind him and giving him a wedgie. He instantly stopped laughing and got shocked. Zhuge Liang cleared his throat, fanned himself and ordered to continue their journey and so they did. However the soldier who made fun of Wei Yan laughed hard and did not notice that they already continued to march.

Zhuge Liang glared at the soldier as they were marching, making him hurry up back in line. The mountain had a small ramp going upwards which made it somewhat difficult for all of them to march. They had to make their formation much smaller to fit everyone. After marching for an hour they made it to a plateau where they stopped and made camp. Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun made the tents up as Huang Zhong and Wei Yan built a few fires for food. Out of nowhere Meng Huo, Zhu Rong, Yuan Shao and two nanman jumped out from behind a rock and started dancing around the one campfire. The others stared blankly at them.

Yue Ying shook her head and went to prepare food for her husband. After the dance stopped, the soldiers sat around the campfire drinking wine. A few of them already passed out, when Zhang Fei appeared and sat down to them. He ordered a soldier to get him a huge jug of wine. The man nodded and ran off for it. For awhile silence fell on the group, when a soldier among them stood up and shared his great idea that he thought of for sometime.

Zhang Fei drank the jar of wine that the soldier brought back very fast. He instantly fell to the ground unconscious from being drunk. The soldier that was standing there sweatdropped and looked at the other soldiers.

"Right then, listen up mates, I gots an idear! Let's see if we can rustle up dat there 'mooquatch'! I here she's a beaut!" The one soldier said. The other soldiers raised their eyebrows in confusion. The soldier sighed at their lack of humor. "I said let's go find the mooquatch to see if she is real or not!"

"But why'd ya talk so weird?" The second soldier asked him. The first one smacked him upside the head and gathered his stuff.

"Let's get going before Zhang Fei knows what happened to us!" The five soldiers looked at the passed out, drunken Zhang Fei to make sure he was still out cold. They decided that he was still asleep and slowly snuck off to find their mythical creature.

Zhao Yun yawned as he came out from his tent. He was kind of tired, but he decided to ignore that feeling because he was needed by the lord. He looked around carefully then scratched his butt and grinned. He once more looked around and sweatdropped at the sight of drunken soldiers. He walked through them and went into Zhuge Liang's tent.

"My Lord you ha..." he began but his jaw dropped at the sight.

What he saw shocked him utterly.

Zhuge Liang was standing there with his pants half way down as he tried to get dressed. His eyes went wide as he saw Zhao Yun enter. Zhao Yun quickly turned around as Zhuge Liang put his pants on.

"Could you please announce you entering before you just walk in next time Lord Zhao Yun? It is impolite just to barge in." Zhuge Liang shook his head. Zhao Yun turned back around and bowed apologetically.

"I'm sorry Lord Zhuge Liang; I just came in to ask you if you have seen any of the soldiers. It looks like we may be missing some?" Zhuge Liang's eyebrows rose at that and he stroked his chin thoughtfully.

"I just hope they haven't..." Zhuge Liang's words faded as he heard a noise from the mountain.

Suddenly, a soldier threw himself in Zhuge Liang's tent and fell on a rock. His head broke and his brains swept out as a pool of blood appeared that surrounded his now lifeless body. He died instantly. Another soldier threw himself in Zhuge Liang's tent, but this time he did not hurt himself like the previous one.

"L-lord Zhuge Liang!!! There is panic in the camp! The soldiers are getting scared! If this keeps going on our morale will be crushed!" he cried.

"What happened?" asked Yue Ying curiously as she walked up to them.

"It was hideous! It was grotesque! The sight... it was unbearable!!!" The soldier began crying loudly. Zhuge Liang sweatdropped and stood up.

"What happened outside?" Zhuge Liang asked them, getting more impatient by the second as soldiers ran around like crazy outside the tent.

"My Lord... there was... Sun Ce and Zhou Yu making out up the hill!!!!" The soldier passed out and died when he hit the ground and cracked his head open on the dead soldier's armor. Zhuge Liang smacked his forehead and told Zhao Yun to take care of the problem. Zhao Yun nodded and walked out. Several minutes later they heard two high pitched screams. A few moments later Zhao Yun returned and told Zhuge Liang that the problem was taken care of. Zhuge Liang nodded.

"Good, now that there is nothing wrong anymore, I suggest we pack up and continue our march." Zhao Yun nodded and left to tell everyone else to pack. Huang Zhong and Wei Yan packed the tents and the soldiers got all the small items together. They finished and got back into line, then began to march once again.

As the troops marched Zhuge Liang had a strange feeling. A feeling inside of him like something was not right. It felt like someone was watching him...

Seeing her husband troubled, Yue Ying asked Zhuge Liang if there was something wrong. He looked at her and nodded. He then told her he felt like as if they were being watched. Yue Ying put her hand on his shoulder and gave him a gentle squeeze. She then assured him nothing was wrong.

As she said those words, they suddenly got attacked by wild ravens. They tried to hush them away but to no avail.

Zhao Yun and Zhang Fei quickly slashed at the ravens causing them to get scared and fly off. Zhuge Liang stroked his chin. He was deep in though at Yue Ying touched his shoulder again. Zhuge Liang blinked and looked at her. She had a look of concern on her face.

"I do not think those ravens came out of nowhere just to attack us. I believe something else is out there. Maybe Wei, maybe Wu or maybe something else..." Zhuge Liang thought some more as Zhang Fei decided to add his thoughts.

"Do you think it could be that disgusting beats the 'mooquatch'? I heard it likes to attack people who try to pass her mountain. The villagers said she uses other animals to injure the people, and if they continue, she comes out and finishes them off with her bear like hands." Zhang Fei nodded. The soldiers looked around in fear of what might be out there. Zhuge Liang sighed and shook his head.

"There is no such this as a mooquatch; it's a folk tale to scare people. Do not pay any mind to that myth and let us continue. We will find out if anything is there. If there is, it's probably just a fox or some small animal that scared the ravens towards us." Zhuge Liang nodded to Yue Ying and she smiled back. They all began to march once again.

As they continued to march, they reached a weird area. It was awfully quiet, was snowy and it seemed quite deserted. Suddenly a roar could be heard in the distance along with stomping sounds. The army cried out loud. A creature appeared before them and ran up to Wei Yan. It roared into Wei Yan's face causing him to pass out. The creature beat its chest and roared some more. The army ran around in circles crying "mooquatch".

Zhuge Liang raised his eyebrows and took a closer look at the creature. The creature looked at Zhuge Liang and they both blinked.

"And who might you be...?" Zhuge Liang wondered.