Okay, this is my second fanfiction story, I was trying to write the next chapter for Secret Love, but I'm having a writer's block, so I decided to write a oneshot parody.
Disclaimer: I don't own Life With Derek, because if I did the show would be called Life With Dasey, lol!
Dasey and Lizwin Get Married: A Oneshot Parody
Derek walks through the door and sees Casey sitting on the couch.
"Okay! I can't take it ANYMORE! Casey I love you!" Derek screams while walking through the door.
"Derek! I love you too!" Casey yells back.
"Do you wanna make out?"
"Yes, of course I do! I dream of making out with you!" Casey says.
"Then let's, like make out!" Derek says.
"Okay, come sit down here, and I guess we will just make out, yup!'
Derek goes and sits down by Casey, and they start making out. Edwin was sitting on the stairs watching the whole thing and decides to go tell Lizzie, his feelings for her. He ran up the stairs and opened the door.
"Lizze! I love you!"
"I love you too Edwin!"
"Let's go make out downstairs on the couch by Derek and Casey!" Edwin suggests.
"Anything for you Eddy baby!"
They walked down the stairs and sat down next to Derek and Casey and started making out, they didn't even notice them because they were so caught up in making out. George and Nora walked in the front door and Nora gasped!"
"Casey? Lizzie? Why are you kissing Derek and Edwin?" Nora asks hoping, that Derek and Edwin had stopped breathing and that Casey and Lizzie were just giving them CPR.
"I love Derek he's SOOO hot!" Casey says coming up for air and then continuing to make out with Derek.
"Oh….but Lizzie…huh? Why?" Nora asks confused.
"Lizzie loves me and I love her!" Edwin yells.
"Well, okay then, have fun on the couch, your four!" George says wanting to get out.
"GEORGE! They are step-siblings, they can't do this!"
"Hey their not blood related, lets just leave them alone!"
"But Marti- !"
"We won't let her know, now lets just get out of here and leave them be."
"Okay, Georgy baby!" Nora exclaimed as they headed for their bedroom! (wink wink)
In the end, Casey and Derek, and Edwin and Lizzie, got married in a joint ceremony. Marti was their flower girl, Emily was the maid of honor, and Sam was the best man. Lizzie and Edwin couldn't have any of their friends in the wedding, since they weren't old enough to be maid of honor or best man. Derek and Casey and Lizzie and Edwin moved into a two family house in the woods and had kids. Derek and Casey had four kids, Daisy, Lily, Rose, and Bob. Edwin and Lizzie had 2 kids, Liz and Ed. The ten of them lived happily ever after in their two family home, deep in the woods, where no one could find them to tell them their marriages were incest!
THE END!!!
A/N I know that sucked, but I don't care I just randomly made this story up at 3 am, while trying to write Secret Love, the next chapter of that will be out soon.