Me: I don't own Treasure Planet, Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, Lion King, Little Mermaid, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, Tarzan, Aladdin, Mulan, Beauty and the Beast, Tangled, Sleeping Beauty, Emperor's New Groove, Cinderella, Pocahontas, Black Cauldron, Princess and the Frog, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Joe Jonas' baby picture, Peter Pan, Sword in the Stone, and Hercules.
Note: Everything will be in Jim's POV! Unless I switch it to Melody's POV. Or if it's in normal mode aka no one's POV.
Prologue:
Genie: Long ago, in the faraway part of Ancient Montressor, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Jimcules. But what is the measure of a true hero? Ah, that is what our story is-
Rapunzel: Will you listen to him? He's making the story sound like some Montressorian tragedy.
Pocahontas: Lighten up, dude.
Belle: We'll take it from here, darling.
Genie: You go, girls.
Aurora, Belle, Cinderella, Pocahontas and Rapunzel shook their hips then their shoulders to the music.
Belle: We are the Princesses. Goddesses of the Arts and proclaimers of heroes.
Pocahontas: Heroes like Jimclues.
Rapunzel: Girl, you mean Hunk-cules. Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him-
Belle: Our story actually begins long before Jimcules, many eons ago...
Belle made a set of stairs with black and white ribbon.
Aurora, Belle, Cinderella and Pocahontas (singing): Ooh!
Belle: Back when the world was new the planet Earth was done on its luck and everywhere sinister men called villains ran amok
Rapunzel: It was a nasty place
There was a mess wherever you stepped
Belle: Where chaos reigned
And earthquakes
And volcanoes never slept
Rapunzel: Whoo!
Say it, girlfriend!
Aurora, Belle, Cinderella, Pocahontas and Rapunzel: And then came along Sinbad
Rapunzel: He hurled his thunderbolt-
Aurora, Belle, Cinderella, Pocahontas and Rapunzel: He zapped
Rapunzel: Locked those suckers in a vault
Aurora, Belle, Cinderella, Pocahontas and Rapunzel: They're trapped
And on his own,
Stopped chaos on its tracks
And that's the Gospel Truth
The guy was too Type A
To just relax
Pocahontas: And that's
The world's first dish
Rapunzel: Yeah, baby!
Pocahontas and Rapunzel: Sinbad tamed the globe
While still on his youth
Aurora, Belle, Cinderella, Pocahontas and Rapunzel: Though, honey,
It may seem impossible
That's the Gospel Truth
On the Spaceport
Life was neat
And smooth
And sweet vermouth
Although honey,
It may seem impossible
That's the Gospel Truth
Oh
Rapunzel: Uh-huh
Aurora, Belle, Cinderella, Pocahontas and Rapunzel: Oh
Pocahontas: Hey
Aurora, Belle, Cinderella, Pocahontas and Rapunzel: Oh
Belle: Hey
Aurora, Belle, Cinderella, Pocahontas and Rapunzel: Ah
Aurora: Hey
Gods and Goddesses gathered around the spaceport in honor of baby Jimcules. A baby's laugh was made. "Jimcules!" A woman named Sarah said, smiling and he grabbed onto her crown. "Behave yourself." She told him, putting her crown back on her head then put him in the crib.
"Oh, look at this." A man named Sinbad said, grinning. "Look how cute he is." He continued then got close to the baby's face. "Hey!" He said. He made some ticking noises as he wagged his finger at him then made some funny noises while keeping his finger close to the baby. The baby laughed then grabbed his finger. He lifted him up. "Hah! Oh, he's strong! Like his dad, hmm?" He said. The baby put him down.
"Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through!" A small dragon said as he zoomed over to Sarah. He gave her flowers.
"Why, Mushu, they're lovely." She said, smiling.
"Yeah, you know, I had Eraqus do the arrangement. Isn't that too nutty?" He said then went to Sinbad. "Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Phoebus discovered himself." He said.
"Mm." Sinbad said with a chuckle. The two were unaware of the baby taking a lightning bolt from Sinbad's side.
"Dear... Keep those away from the baby." Sarah warned him.
Sinbad looked then looked at Sarah. "Oh, he won't hurt himself. Let the kid have a little fun." He told her as the baby was eating some of the lighting. He accidentally put it on his lips and got a little shock. He looked at it then threw it as he started crying. Some gods jumped out of the way and one hit it with his sword. It hit a pillar but it put itself back together seconds later. Sarah was holding the baby while Sinbad was patting his head. "Oh." He said with a chuckle then looked at the gods and goddesses. "On behalf of my son, I want to thank you all of your wonderful gifts." He announced.
"What about our gift, dear?" Sarah asked him.
"Well, let's see here. We'll take- hmm, yes, a little Cirrus, and, hmm, a touch of Nimbostratus, and a dash of Cumulus." He said as he was making a baby horse out of clouds. The baby gurgled as he touched the head of the cloud. It poofed into a real foal's head. The foal shook the rest of the clouds off and his body appeared. "His name is Spirit." He said as the foal sniffed the baby's face. "And he's all yours, son." He continued as Spirit fell slightly then used his wings. The baby bumped their heads together then gurgled and laughed.
Spirit made a high-pitched soft laugh then licked the baby's face. "Mm." The baby said as he looked like he was going to crying. Spirit made a soft groan as he cuddled his face close to the baby's. "Mm." The baby said as he hugged spirit.
"Aw!" The gods and goddesses cooed.
Sarah handed the baby to Sinbad. "Mind his head." She told him.
"He's so tiny." He said, smiling. The baby let out a cute yawn and Sinbad put the baby close to his face. "My boy. My little Jimcules." He said as he put the baby back in the crib. He kissed his cheek and put the blanket on his body.
The baby was about to sleep when a voice spoke up. "How sentimental." The voice said. Everyone looked over to see that the voice belonged to an eight-legged figure named Scroop. "You know, I haven't bee this choked up since I got a hunk of Moussaka caught in my throat! Huh?" He asked and everyone glared at him. Well not everyone. "So is this an audience or a mosaic?" He asked as he walked. "Hey, how you doin'?" He asked as he pitched a god's cheek then went to a goddess. "Lookin' good. Nice dress." He said and the goddess was surprised.
"So Scroop, you finally made it." Sinbad said, putting his arm around Scroop's shoulder in a brotherly way. "How are things at Treasure Planet?" He asked, putting his hand on Scroop's shoulder.
"Well, they're just fine, you know." He said, taking Sinbad's hand off with on finger. "A little dark, a little gloomy, and as always- hey, full of dead people, what are you gonna do?" He said then pushed Sinbad out of the way. "Ah! There's the little sunspot," He said, walking to the crib. "Little snootchie." He continued as the baby murmured and he was making a toy with his hands. The toy had spikes on the head. "And here is a sucker for the little sucker, eh? Here you go. Ya just-" He said then groaned in pain as the baby grabbed onto his finger. He pulled his finger out of the baby's grip. "Sheesh!" He said as the foal laughed. "Uh, powerful little tyke." He murmured.
"Come on, Scroop, don't be such a stiff, join the celebration!" Sinbad said, putting his arm around Scroop's shoulder.
Scroop took Sinbad's arm off and moved away. "Hey, love to, babe, but unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regrettably have a full-time gig that you know, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Sinbad, so...can't. Love to, but can't." He said and walked away.
"You ought to slow down, you'll work yourself to death." He said then realized the pun he made. He grinned. "Hah! Work yourself to death!" He said and laughed. The gods and goddesses laughed with him. They laughed as he plopped onto his chair that appeared magically. "Oh, I kill myself!" He said.
Scroop chuckled then grew serious. "If only, if only..." He said to himself as he walked away.
Belle(narrating): If there's one god who don't want to get steamed up, it's Scroop, 'cause he had an evil plan.
Rapunzel(singing): He ran Treasure Planet
But thought the dead
Were dull and uncouth
Scroop zapped some souls that were trying to get him with fire
He was as mean
As he was ruthless
He blew at his finger like a gun and some smoke came out.
Rapunzel: And that's
The Gospel Truth
He threw a slice of meat at three hyenas
Rapunzel: He had a plan
To shake things up
And that's
The Gospel Truth
Scroop got out of the boat. "Flotsam!" He yelled.
An eel came down the stairs. "Coming, your most lugubriousness." He said then tripped and started falling until he hit a torch. "Ow!" He yelled in pain as he jumped up.
"Jetsam!" Scroop yelled.
The second eel came down. "Oh, I'm sorry, I can handle it!" He said then collided with Flotsam which caused Jetsam to be in the air and Flotsam on the ground. Jetsam fell on Flotsam and Flotsam screamed in pain. Scroop rolled his eyes at the two.
"Flotsam!" Flotsam said.
"And Jetsam!" Jetsam said.
"Reporting for duty!" The two said.
"Fine, fine, fine. Just let me know the instant the villanesses arrive." Scroop said as he was going up the stairs.
"Oh! They're here!" Jetsam said.
"What? The villainesses are here and you didn't tell me?" He asked angrily.
"We are worms! Worthless worms!" The two said as they turned into worms.
"Memo to me, memo to me, maim you after my meeting." Scroop said and went up the stairs. Flotsam and Jetsam looked at each other then turned to their normal selves and followed Scroop.
"Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life good and tight." A villainess named Yzma said. Another villainess named Maleficent was holding the thread of life good and tight while Yzma was ready to cut it.
She cut it and a scream was made. "Incoming!" The third villainess named Gothel said. The three cackled and laughed as a spirit of a woman came through the room, past Scroop and to another. There was a sign above the entrance of the other room that read Over 5000000000 served. The last zero turned into a one.
Scroop looked at the sign then at the villainesses and smiled. "Ladies! Hah! I am so sorry that I'm-" He said as he walked over to them.
"Late." The three said.
"We knew you would be." Maleficent said, taking an orb away from Gothel.
"We know everything." Yzma said.
"Past." Maleficent said.
Yzma took the orb away from Maleficent. "Present." She said.
Gothel took it away from Yzma. "And future." She said then looked at Jetsam. "Indoor plumbing- It's gonna be big." She whispered to Jetsam.
"Great. Great-Anyway. See, Ladies, I was at this party, and I lost track of-" He started.
"We know!" The three said.
"Yeah. I know you know. So here's the deal. Sinbad... Mr. High and Mighty, Mr. Hey, you, get off my cloud, now he has-" He was interrupted again.
Yzma took the orb from Gothel. "A bouncing baby brat." The three said.
"We know!" Yzma snapped.
"I know. You know. I know. I got it. I got the concept, so let me just ask. Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid, or what? What do you think?" He asked.
"Um-" Yzma started but Maleficent stopped her.
"Oh no, you don't. We are not supposed to reveal the future." She told her.
"Oh wait, I'm sorry. Time out. Can I? Can I ask you a question, by the way?" He asked, grabbing Yzma's hand. "Are you-Did you cut your hair or something? You look fabulous. I mean, you look like a villainess worse than death." He said. Yzma giggled but Maleficent flicked Yzma in the back of the head, causing Yzma to toss the orb to Jetsam. It was a gross-looking orb.
Jetsam caught it then was grossed out. "Oh, gross!" He said, slightly throwing it at Flotsam.
Flotsam dropped it. "Yech! It's blinkin'!" He said and kicked it.
Scroop caught it, took something out of it, cleaned it with his robe, took Yzma's hand and placed the orb on her hand. "Ladies, please, my fate...is in your lovely hands." He said.
"Oh, yeah." Yzma said as she looked at Maleficent.
"All right." Maleficent said.
"Oh!" Yzma said as she squeezed the orb. It glowed as it lifted up. "In 18 years precisely... The planets will align ever so nicely." She said.
"Ay, verse! Oy." Scroop said.
"The time to act will be at hand. Unleash the villains, your evil band." Maleficent said.
"Mm-hmm, good, good." Scroop said.
"Then the once-proud Sinbad will finally fall, and you, Scroop, will rule all!" Gothel said.
"Yes! Scroop rules!" He said.
"A word of caution to this tale." Gothel warned.
"Excuse me?" He asked.
"Should Jimcules fight, you will fail." Gothel said. The three cackled as they disappeared into the orb and the orb disappeared with them.
"What?" He exploded then calmed himself. "Okay, fine, fine, I'm cool, I'm fine." He said. They went down the stairs to a different room. "Flotsam?" He asked and Flotsam flinched. "Jetsam?" He asked again and Jetsam flinched too. "Got a little riddle for ya. How do you kill a god?" He asked, walking to the center of the room.
"I do not...know!" Flotsam said.
"You can't. They're immortal?" Jetsam asked.
"Bingo! They're immortal. So first you got to turn the little sunspot...mortal." He said as he was holding a vile of liquid with his two fingers.
Night fell and the baby was in his crib, sleeping. The foal was sleeping by the baby's side. Sinbad and Sarah were on their bed in their room, sleeping. The baby and the foal were snoring. The sound of glass breaking and some tittering woke the parents up. "Huh?" Sinbad asked.
"What? What is it?" Sarah asked.
Realization overcame them and Sarah gasped as the two looked at each other. "The baby!" They said and rushed over to where the baby and the foal were at. Sinbad threw open the curtains and the two gasped as they saw the foal trying to get his head out of something. Once the foal got his head free, the foal and the parents looked at the crib and saw that it was empty. The foal let out a soft neigh.
"Jimcules! Oh!" Sarah said then sobbed into her hands.
This angered Sinbad. "No!" He yelled as thunder crashed and lighting went everywhere.
Flotsam and Jetsam were getting away from the Spaceport while each of them were holding the baby's hands. "Now we did it!" Flotsam said.
"Sinbad is gonna use us for target practice!" Jetsam said.
"Just hang onto the kid, Jetsam!" Flotsam snapped as the three crashed into a tree. They tumbled. Flotsam and Jetsam groaned and the baby cried.
Jetsam panicked. "Hurry! Let's just kill the kid and get it over with, okay?" He begged.
"Here you go, kid, a little Montressorecian formula." Flotsam said, shoving the bottle at the baby. The baby started drinking the potion.
"Look at that! He's...changing can we do it now?" Jetsam asked.
"No, no, no. He has to drink the whole potion! Every last drop." Flotsam told him.
"Who's there?" A voice asked. Flotsam and Jetsam screamed and ran away, throwing the bottle in the air. It dropped to the ground and broke. A drop fell and turned into a puff of smoke as the baby cried again. "Jasmine, over here." The voice said. A couple appeared around the corner and saw the baby.
The woman named Jasmine gasped and went over to the baby. "Oh, you poor thing! Oh, don't cry." She said, picking the baby up.
The man turned around. "Is anybody there?" He asked as Flotsam and Jetsam slightly peaked out from behind a rock, watching the couple and the baby.
"Now?" Jetsam asked Flotsam.
"Now." Flotsam told him. The two tip-toed then turned into snakes.
"Oh." Jasmine said and cooed.
"Oh, well, he must have been abandoned." The man said, looking at his wife.
"Tarzan, for so many years we've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child. Perhaps they've answered our prayers." Jasmine said as Tarzan turned the necklace around and saw a name on the back. They were unaware of the snakes that were sneaking up behind Jasmine.
"Perhaps they have... Jimcules?" He read the name from the back of the necklace. The baby saw the snakes and thunder crashed as Jasmine saw the snakes. She gasped as she accidentally dropped the baby. The baby landed on his butt and giggled as he hit the snakes onto the ground then tied them up, picked them up, swung them around and let go while Tarzan and Jasmine were watching the whole thing. The snakes flew away and the couple's eyes followed the direction of were the snakes were going to then they looked at the baby. The baby was giggling as he looked at the couple.
Flotsam and Jetsam hit a wall and turned back to their normal selves. "Help, help, help!" They said.
"Scroop is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened." Jetsam panicked.
"You mean if he find out." Flotsam said.
"Of course he's gonna f-" Jetsam was about to finish his sentence when he realized what Flotsam was getting at then smiled. "If...If is good." He said.
Belle: It was tragic. Sinbad led all the gods on a frantic search.
Pocahontas: But by the time they found the baby, it was too late.
Aurora(singing): Young Jim was mortal now
But since he did
Not drink the last drop
He still retained
His godlike strength
So thank his lucky stars
Belle(speaking): Tell it, girl.
Sarah was in Sinbad's arms as she laid her head on his shoulder. The foal watched them with sad eyes.
Aurora(singing): But Sinbad and Sarah wept
Belle, Pocahontas, Rapunzel, Cinderella and Aurora: Ooh, ooh, ooh
Aurora: Because their son
Could never come home
They'd have to watch
Their precious baby
Grow up from afar
Though Scroop's horrid plan
Was hatched before
Jim cut his first tooth
The boy grew stronger
Every day
And that's
The Gospel Truth
Belle, Cinderella, Pocahontas, Rapunzel and Aurora: The Gospel Truth
Cast:
Jim as Hercules
Melody as Meg
Spirit as Pegasus
Zazu as Phil
Scroop as Hades
Flotsam as Pain
Jetsam as Panic
Sinbad as Zeus
Sarah as Hera
Tarzan as Amphitryon
Jasmine as Alcmene
Mushu as Hermes
Gaston as Nessus
Gothel(present), Maleficent(past) and Yzma(future) as the Three Fates
Belle, Cinderella, Aurora, Rapunzel and Pocahontas as the Muses
The dragon from the Black Cauldron as the Hydra
Clayton as Cyclops
Doctor Facilier, Frollo, Horned King and Ratcliffe as the Titans
Baby Joe Jonas as Baby Hercules
Baby Spirit as Baby Pegasus
Rain as the female horse
The merpeople as the townsfolk
John as Teen Hercules
Arthur as Pain's human form
Taran as Panic's human form
Eraqus as Orpheus
Phoebus as Narcissus
Shenzi, Banzai and Ed as Cerberus
Sarabi as Old Penelope
Triton as Phidas
Terra as Jason
Aqua as Cleopatra
Adam as Odysseus
Peter as Perseus
Eric as Theseus
Aladdin as Achilles