The Gypsy Tribe

By Samhoku

(I do not own anyone but my own characters. I cannot list them all this time. It is a whole tribe.)

Chapter

Edmund had heard about a tribe that had been coming through their land. Edmund said to his horse, "Look...I honestly dont think that their is a tribe out here. All the people that told us where Grave robbers and such."

The horse said, "Well...I saw them. They are crazy...especially one...Called Diva."

Edmund shrugged, "You have an active imagination."

Suddenly Edmund was whacked in the head. He did not pass out the first time. He was whacked again. He passed out. It all went black.

When Edmund woke up there was this crazy guy close to his face.

Crazy guy yelled, "GOOD MORNING!"

Edmund jumped, "Ahhh!"

Crazy Guy said, "I am chief George! We are Gypsys! All the land we walk on is ours until we leave it behind!"

Edmund said calmly, "Sir it does not work that way. I am king. I own the land you walk on."

Chief George said, "Ah Thats not how it works. I am chief! I own land I walk on until otherwise noticed."

Edmund tried to bolt.

The young men of the camp tackled Edmund.

Chief said, "Ohhh Fisty fella. Lets keep em!"

A boy said, "We could always get Diva."

The chief shuddered, "No not Diva. She is crazy."

Edmund raised his eyebrows, "Mmhm."

The chief said, "No i mean more then us. She hits people in the head and leaves them."

A little boy said, "As opposed to hitting them in the head and kidnapping them?"

The chief said, "No one asked you Froggy."

Froggy growled, "This is what happened last time! You bonked someone in the head, dragged them in the camp, and We where ALL in jail for 5 months!"

Edmund said confused, "Is he your kid?"

The chief said, "No...sadly we bonked his mom in the head and she uh...fell off the cliff. Now he hates us and is plotting. We cant get rid of him."

Suddenly a girl on all 4s came in. Her eyes wild and saliva coming out of her mouth as if she had Rabies.

Edmund asked, "Who on earth is that?"

Froggy said, "That is Diva."

Diva cackled and said in a strange accent, "Mwuahaha. I bonked you on the head!" She disappeared suddenly. The whole tribe tensed.

Diva showed up behind Edmund, "You did not pass out the first time Bad boy! Now i must Whacka you again!" She held up a frying pan.

Froggy stood in between them and tapped Edmunds head, "Lookie I did it." Then he whispered to Edmund, "Pretend to fall down."

Edmund fell over.

Diva looked unimpressed, "I am not stupid. But I will let you get away with it this time." Diva laughed crazily then disappeared.

The chief looked at Diva's cousin Holly, "Holly you are in charge of the Prisoner."

Holly curtsied and said, "Yes Sir."