LotR Webprofiles!

Webprofile for SHORTFATnPROUDOFTHAT45

Name: Frodo Baggins
Occupation: Being Short and Fat and Proud of That, and carrying an evil ring when needed
Description: Short and Fat and proud of that
Fave Food: All foods. Food is good. I like food.Food is my freind.
Fave Color: Red and Blue and Yellow and Green and Brown and Black and Rainbow!
Social Status: Single
Why?: People seem to be freaked out by my short-and-fat-and-proud-of-that-ness
Who?: Everyone
What?: Your mom
When?:Saturday
Where?: Garden Cafe
Age: Lost track
Hair Color: Brown
E-mail: kangaroozrkool@shortandfat.net

Webprofile for GrEaSyKiNg77777

Name: Aragorn, Da King
Occupation: King
Description: Geasy
Fave Food: Veggitable Oil
Fave Color: Clear
Social Status: Married
Why?: Got drunk
Who?: Dunno
What?:Dunno
When?: Sometime...
Where: STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!!
Age: Old
Hair Color: Depends on if it's washed or not
E-mail: Ibedakingperson@bobothedrunkenclam.com

Webprofile for DeadpersonsROCK888

Name: Boromir
Occupation: dead person
Description: I be dead
Fave Food: Don't eat
Fave Color: Colors are useless...when yur dead
Social Status: Dead
Why?: Go away
Who?: You
What?: Yourself
When?: NOW
Where: AWAY!!!!
Age: Dead
Hair Color: Brown
E-mail: lkjfbghb@deadpersononline.com

Webprofile for SwishyWishyMagicSTICK9097

Name: I have many names. Gandalf is most popular.
Occupation: Coming back to life even though i was supposed to die
Description: White sparkly outfit. DO u find it sexy? Of coarse you do!
Fave Food: ...
Fave Color: WHITE!
Social Status: Single
Why?: I am soooo unappreciated by women
Who?: Me!
What?: My swishy wishy sticky thing that i can hit people with!
When?: Whenever
Where?: Your head!
Age: I'm not quit so sure...
E-mail: bewaremymagicsticklikeobject@magicdude.org

Webprofile for HAPPYASACLAM

Name: Pippin Took
Occupation: being happy as a clam
Description: Happy
Fave Food: TOMATOES!!!
Fave Color: Yellow! It's a HAPPY COLOR!
Social Status: Taken
Why?: have a girlfriend
Who?: My tomato named Sally Poo
What?: Tomato, fool!
When?: Yesterday
Where: IN YOUR HAIR!
Age: Young I suppose
E-mail: happytomatoman@baconforfree.net

Webprofile for WOOPIEDOO

Name: MERRY!
Occupation: DRUNKEN MONKEY!
Description: DRUNK!
Fave Food: DRUNK!
Fave color: DRUNK!
Social Status: DRUNK!
Why?: DRANK STUFF!
Who: ME!
What?: STUFF IN A GLASS!
When?: RIGHT NOW!
Where?: NOT QUITE SO SURE!
Age: DUNNO!
E-mail: GOAT@drunkenkanagroo.org

Webprofile for FATTYFATFAT88888888888

Name: Gimli son of Gloin
Occupation: Fat man
Description: Fat
fave Food: BEEF
Fave Color: Any fat color
Social Status: Fat
Why?: Ate
Who?: Me
What?: Food
When?:2 seconds ago
Where?: Alabama
Age: Fat
E-mail: fatfatfatfatfatfatfat@fat.com

Webprofile for pReEtYbLoNdEeLf7654

Name: Legolas Greenleaf
Occupation: Pretty Blonde Elf
Description: Pretty
fave Food: Fruit Salad
Fave Color: Greem
Social Status: Single
Why?: Dunno
Who?: Myself
What?: Fruit salad
When?: Tomarrow
Where?: Bunnyville
Age: Old
E-mail: poofledoofle5@ryaprettylikeme?.net

Please reveiw! If i get reviews I will continue with the other characters!