ULTIMATE TRUTH OR DARE!TO THE EXTREME!

Disclaimer: I do not own bleach.

this has been in my file for like, forever, and I decided to let people see it.

Players: Gin, Aizen, Tousen, Rangiku, Toushiro, Kira, Shunsui, Shuuhei, Ichigo, Renji, Rukia, and Byakuya.

Gin: everyone here?

Everyone: yes...

Aizen:who's starting?

Gin: me! Okay... Strawberry-kun! Truth or dare?

Ichigo: truth... WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

Gin: okay Ichigo, do you love Rukia?

Ichigo "..." ah...uh... yes. * blushes like crazy.*

Rukia: * eyes are wide with shock*

Ichigo: looks around (still blushing) um Renji! Truth or dare?

Renji: I live on the wild side! Dare!

Ichigo: I dare you to Kiss Byakuya.

Renji:... can I change it to truth?

Ichigo: only if you answer it twice.

Renji: fine.

Ichigo: now, 1 are you in love with Rukia, and 2, is it true you are in love with Byakuya?

Renji:...yes...and...oh god yes. *blushes furiously*

Byakuya:... *eyes that could kill/blushing*

Renji: captain Aizen! Truth or dare?

Aizen: dare.

Renji:I...dare you to kiss Ichimaru taicho on the head!

Aizen: * unfazed* okay. *kisses Gin on the forehead*

Renji:... WTF? you did that without getting uncomfortable?

Aizen: I had Gin for 100 years, I practically raised him. I usually did this every night when he was little.

Gin: yup! He speaks the truth!

Renji:... are you guy's gay?

Aizen: your turn is over. Kira truth or dare.

Kira: um I guess truth.

Aizen: is it true that your know your ban kai, but your ban kai is nameless?

Kira:... yes.

Gin: aww poor Izuru! * hugs Kira*

Kira: *blushes furiously* u-um captain Kuchiki! Truth or dare?

Byakuya: dare. ( he says it with his usual look)

Kira: you must smile, and use a nice voice for the entire game!

Byakuya: …. that is not possible.

Kira:... why?

Byakuya: I have a condition which does not allow me to smile for more than three seconds.

Kira:... okay, I dare you to smile for three seconds.

Byakuya: *smiles for three seconds. *

Rukia: *covers mouth, eyes wide* omg

Kira: holy crap.

Gin: *cowers in fear, and hides behind Aizen * captain, save me!

Toushiro: $%#!

Rangiku: language captain... but it totally agree

Tousen: (he is blind) oh my god. I might not be able to see but... that is...

Shunsui:... captain Kuchiki. Please forgive me from saying this but, WTF?

Shuuhei: I agree with Captain Kyoraku.

Byakuya: * not amused* Gin, truth or dare.

Gin: *returns to original spot * dare.

Byakuya: you must open your eyes and frown for one whole minute.

Gin:... do you really want it? The side effects could be traumatizing.

Byakuya: yes.

Gin:okay, I'm so sorry everyone. *open's eyes and stops smiling for one whole minute.*

Shuuhei: *Starts crying and hides behind Tousen * IT'S GONNA EAT ME!

Tousen: #^$%

Rangiku: *eyes are open wide and hand is over mouth * OMFG! Gin!

Toushiro: HOLY *looks at Rangiku *

Rangiku: * gives a warning glare*

Toushiro: MOTHER OF CRAP!

Byakuya: omg...

Kira: *cowers behind Aizen *

Aizen: holy #!$! my eyes!

Rukia: NII-SAMA! WHY? * hides behind Byakuya*

Ichigo: WTF? I'll DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! JUST MAKE IT GO AWAY!

Renji: HOLY MOTHER OF !#$! IT'S SAITEN! THE DEMON OF HELL IS UPON US! * curls up in a ball and rocks back in forth.*

The one minute passes.

Gin: *reverts back to his old self* (in other words, he put his eyes back in slits and started grinning again.)

Everyone returns to a normalish state, but still seems traumatized for life.

Gin:*turns to Byakuya* are ya satisfied?

Byakuya: y-yes, please don't ever do that ever again.

Gin: ya brought it upon yourselves. Hmmm. Shuuhei! Truth or dare?

Shuuhei: *returns to his original spot.* truth.

Gin: *grins like a mad man* are you gay?

Shuuhei: *is scared but is relieved he is not frowning* u-um er... I don't know.

Gin:*shrugs* at least you're honest.

Shuuhei:um Captain Kyoraku. Truth or dare?

Shunsui: Dare!

Shuuhei: uh I dare you to wear a bunny suit and jump around all Seretei for 6 minutes singing "I'm a gummy bear."

Shunsui:... you know outside you are really nice... but you have the potential of an evil mastermind.

*leaves to do the dare*

Everyone: *looks at Shunsui* HAHAHAHA! *takes picture*

6 minutes pass.

Shunsui: I'm back, okay Rangiku! Truth or dare?

Rangiku: DARE!

Shunsui: you and Gin are really good friends right?

Rangiku:... I'm afraid to answer.

Shunsui: well, I dare you to kiss Gin on the cheek!

Rangiku: * turns red* b-but, I , well, *sighs* fine

Gin:*turns red* u-um Ran-chan? It's only a peck right?

Rangiku: yup.

Gin:okay.

Rangiku:*gets up and gives Gin a kiss on the cheek* * then turns a new shad of red* you happy?

Gin:*equally red* um that was awkward.

Rangiku: um alright, Captain! Truth or dare?

Toushiro: dare. (have they learned nothing?)

Rangiku: I dare you to go to the human world, kiss that Karin girl and tell her about the situation!

Toushiro: I'm going to get you for this Matsumoto. *shunpoes away to the human world*

Karin: oh, okay that makes sense, alright *sighs* go ahead.

Toushiro: kay, thanks *kisses Karin on the cheek, then shunpoes away*

Toushiro returns.

Toushiro: Renji! Truth or dare?

Renji: dare!

Toushiro: I dare you to start a water gun fight!

Renji: *grins* okay!

Everyone's eyes are wide with shock.
Renji: alright! * whips out a water gun out of nowhere* mwhahah! prepare yourselves! *shoots water a Ichigo*

Gin: oh yeah! *whips out a water version of an AK-47, and grenades, and hand gun* Prepare yourselves!

Everyone:OMG!

thus, a huge water gun fight begun. Gin, dominated the field, and it was a battle split into 3 teams.

One had: Ichigo, Renji, Rukia, and Shuuhei. The second had: Aizen, Gin, Tousen, and Kira.

The third had: Shunsui, Rangiku, Toushiro, and Byakuya. (the rest ran for their lives.) So basically, team 2 won. It was a battle that involved lots of tears, blood ( come on! I mean in a normal water gun fight no one would get hurt. But these are CAPTAINS!) trickery, and a spoon (don't ask). But if you must know, Gin had it, and I think that explains the blood part.

Unohana was very busy that day... and Gin was banned from wielding a spoon in battle. Okay... I'll tell you what happened:

okay they were in the middle of the water gun fight... and Gin was not exactly sane that day. He was eating pudding with a spoon. Aizen and Kira try everything they can do to keep Gin away from spoons. But if he has to eat ice cream, they allow him to use a plastic spoon (under supervision)... but never metal. Gin normally eats pudding with a straw. But they weren't there, they were spraying people with ice cold water. Gin was soaking wet, he was in the kitchen eating pudding... with a METAL spoon.

Then... Shuuhei, Byakuya, and Renji came in. Gin grinned evilly and looked at the spoon in his hand. Renji clearly didn't have a clue why, so he shot water at him... big mistake. I will not describe the details but that is where the blood came in.

The three were unconscious, Kira and Aizen came in when they heard the shrieking, and stared in shock, then looked at what was in Gin's hand. Kira gasped and Aizen moved around cautiously. Gin grinned "why, hello there!" Kira gulped, spoonmanic.(pronounced spoon-man-ic) Was what Gin's condition was called.

Very few had it, but Gin was one of them. It was when one looses all sense, when they see a threat, or are mad, they go into a berserk mode. Gin's condition was getting better but could easily kill the captain commander in that mode. Luckily, Gin was only starting. Aizen gulped and went into ban kai mode, as did Kira.

They attacked Gin and he fought them back... with a spoon. Eventually they got it away from him and he returned to normal. Kira had a tiny cut on his cheek, Aizen had a few cuts of his own. Gin grinned sheepishly "sorry, I couldn't resist."Aizen and Kira nodded "it's not your fault captain, we should have been by your side." Kira said reassuringly. Gin nodded, we better get these guys to the fourth division. And that was where they explained everything. Unohana nodded and wrote down Gin's condition. And that, was how Gin was

banned from using spoons.

So. do you guys like it? I hope you do because I wrote this like, 2 months ago, it was buried in a file i didn't know it even existed. :P but I hope you guys like it! I need more ideas! well, till next time!

Yours truly,
cool guy 33 :)