Disclaimer: All references regarding to Kill Bill, Dag's List, and Angry Beavers are not mine. The original characters later mentioned in this fanfic are my own creation.
LET THE CARNAGE BEGIN!
Prologue – The Roaring Beaver!
"Where…am I…? Where's Norbert?"
After all those years of having the water drained out of my body by the scary spootheads known as veterinarians, I woke up screaming Norbert's name. I had to ask myself a bunch of questions immediately as my eyes glanced at the surroundings. Why was I doing in an animal hospital like this anyhow? Have I been asleep for THAT long? And where was Norbert? But then I suddenly remembered…Norbert wasn't there anymore to comfort or argue with me.
"Why?" I silently whispered to myself. "Why me? Why us?!"
That was when that horrible incident came to my mind. The other forest animals were responsible for tying me up and almost drowning me to death outside my dam. But the worst had happened before that. That annoying green chameleon had rambled Norby persistently until his ears literally exploded and died. My friends and comrades have done the unthinkable by betraying and killing us.
There was one thing they didn't know. They had failed their mission in killing me. I was still alive and moving.
My eyes were burning profusely with rage as my fur became more dry than usual. This was the first time in my entire life I had ever snapped for valid reasons. I glanced at the notebook Norbert gave me to not forget my tasks anymore. The only good memory I had left now was about everyone fearing that thing for no good reason. It was about time I put it to good use.
They must pay for what they've done to me. But the person I really have set my eyes on getting revenge on. He'd be the one I would save best for last. His name…was Bing. I was going to make sure that everyone who tried to kill me would never live to eat dinner again. When it's all over, my brother would be able to finally rest in peace.
But first thing's first. I gotta get out of this hospital and find a brand new motor tricycle.
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