A/N: First Fanfic EVER! Let's see how it goes…

Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing. *tear*

For the Love of Hair

Jace was in the infirmary. Groaning he thought back to what brought him to his deathbed.

*FLASHBACK*

Jace was walking to the kitchen to get an apple. He was in a very appley mood. He, out of good luck, avoided Isabelle's cooking for lunch so, he was free to go and get that apple. Walking down the final stretch that would lead him to his destination, he stopped, listening intently. Something didn't feel right. After hearing nothing, he shrugged and continued on his way to the kitchen. He walked in, flicked on the light and gasped. "Isabelle! What are you still doing in here?" Isabelle was standing in the middle of the kitchen a big grin on her face.

"Why I've been waiting for you of course!" she said happily, too happily for Jace's taste.

"Why?" asked Jace, slowly backing out of the kitchen. He had feeling about where this was going. Isabelle's grin turned wicked.

"Jace," she said. "You will eat that food I so lovingly prepared."

".!" Jace replied as he noticed the pot of whatever Isabelle tried to create. He tried to turn around and run but he only got a few feet before Isabelle's whip wrapped around his ankles and dragged him to the ground. Isabelle yanked him backwards and, for a moment he admired her strength, until he realized that he was being tied to a chair. Jace tried to get free but man that whip was strong! Isabelle did an evil laugh.

"I win Jace!" she said as she brought the pot of stuff over to him. " So, stick that in your juice box and suck it!" She opened the pot. It was thick, lumpy and had some weird green chunks in it. Jace had no idea what it was supposed to be. Goop. That's what it looked like. The smell was as horrible as the look. Jace was almost sick.

"ALEC!" Jace shouted, trying to get free of the whip.

"Alec is at Magnus' Jace. He won't be home for like, ten minutes." Isabelle tried to shove a spoon that held the goop into Jace's mouth but he quickly shut his mouth and turned away. "Jace!" Isabelle hissed. "If you don't eat this soup I will tell Alec that you were the one that dyed his hair purple and covered him in glitter NOT Magnus!" Jace just shook his head. "Fine! I'm bringing out the big guns!" Jace looked at her, waiting for the so-called 'big guns'. " If you don't eat this soup I will shave of your hair when you're sleeping." For a minute Jace thought, Oh! Soup! That's what it's supposed to be! Before he realized what else she just said. He gasped. His Hair! His amazing tresses! His luscious locks! Jace squeezed his eyes shut and opened his mouth. He took the spoonful and passed out.

*END FLASHBACK*

Jace gagged. Even the thought about that 'soup' made him feel sick! He had food poisoning because of it! His hair was totally worth it though. "What I do for love." Jace mumbled. Just then Alec, the horrible person that left him in Isabelle's' clutches walked in. He sat in a chair next to the bed. Jace scowled but remained silent.

"Well, I guess we're even now." Alec said

"Even?" asked Jace

" I knew it was you that dyed my hair and covered me in glitter."

"WHAT! How?" He made sure that Alec wouldn't find out.

"There was a trail of glitter leading to your room."

"Oh." Damn! So close! More silence followed then,

"Oh Alec!" Isabelle called in a singsong voice. Alec's eyes widened. That was the voice she used when she baked something, and wanted him to try it. Alec looked at Jace, who was smiling.

" I told her that you wanted some cookies because you missed lunch."

"I hate you so much right now."

" You'll get over it."

" No. I don't think that I will."

"ALEC!" Isabelle yelled as she skipped into the room.

" Shit!" said Alec as she grabbed his hand and dragged him out the door. Jace smiled again. Grab a napkin Alec, he thought, 'cause you just got served!

THE END!

A/N: Tell me what you think!