Summary: Everybody is getting creeped out by their gay sensei Narumi. What happens when he over does things and makes everybody into COUPLES??? What happens when Mikan is in the dangerous ability's class and has to do a mission to save everyone? Things tend to heat up after a month when Mikan comes back injured Review!!!
Mini Chat:
Claire: Yola!!! Yola means a mixture of hola and yo. I made it up myself. Well, anyways, are you excited to be Mikan's boyfriend Natsume?
Natsume: ………………. Me? With that ugly baka? No way you idiot of a writer!!!!
Claire: ……………….. *weeps in a corner while drawing with a stick in sand*
Mikan: How dare you hurt Claire's feelings! *accidentally trips while showing her underwear*
Natsume: You're really an idiot huh? Ichigo-chara? *smirks*
Mikan: YOU PERVERT!!!
Iinchou: Eh, shall we carry on now?
Anna: I really should be baking……………
Nonoko: I really should be concocting a formula…………………..
Sumire: NATSUME –SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackie ( Super-Blob08): Well hola!! Forgotten me already huh? Anyways, let me explain myself, I am Claire's friend to clear things up.
Claire: Sorry about that. Who thinks Narumi-sensei is gay?
Natsume: What a stupid question, of course that darn teacher is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikan: No he isn't!!!!
Hotaru: *eats crab*
Ruka: *scratching head nervously*
Iinchou: Don't say that!!!
Anna: …………. He is kinda gay to me.
Nonoko: same.
Jackie: well, yes of course he's GAY, but its because of his alice!!!!! *turns head to glare at Natsume*
Natsume: *glares coldly back* *lights fire in palm*
Natsume: What do you say I train my alice on you stupidhead?
Jackie: Forget what I just said.
Everyone: *sweatdrops uneasily*
Natsume: Heh heh heh,…….. don't try to outsmart me you idiots.
Hotaru: Claire does not own Gakuen Alice.
Whew! Sorry that took so long. Lets get to the story now…….
" Ohayo minna-san!!!!" Narumi-sensei greets the class.
Jaws dropped as they stared head to toe at their gay teacher. He was wearing a pink shirt with a heart and words saying " Mirror mirror on the wall,who's the cutest of them all? ME!!!!!!!!!" He was wearing pink skinny jeans with jewels sewed along side the edge. He was wearing pink converse sneakers with hearts plastered on. A jeweled heart barrette was even clipped in his wavyish hair. Winking at the class, he clapped his hands.
"Well, since I'm soooo nice, I've made you guys some cookies and a drink." He responded in a melodramatic voice.
" Are you sure you didn't put in some potion in there?" Koko the mindreader asked.
Glancing nervously toward the class, he shook his head quickly with a fake horrified face.
" Of course not! Why would I do that?" Narumi answered with a squeak.
Shooting out his alice to Koko, he turned away acting normal. A loud thud was heard as Koko slumped from his seat with a dazed emotion.
Passing out the snacks, Narumi quietly left the room and eavesdropped out in the hallway.
" Whoa!! These are good!! Or not, they taste kinda,…….. well… weird." Mikan suddenly responded.
"Hn,…………." Natsume said while drinking the drink.
" It isn't as good as my cooking though! It has a weird smell." Anna pouted before finishing her cookies.
" These kinda taste funny……………" Nonoko answered before making a face.
Deep into thought, Natsume thought about what his classmates said about the cookies. 'The gay teacher could've put something in there.'
Using his alice, he burned everybody's snacks and looked away pulling out his manga.
" Mou, Natsume burned the cookies!!!!" Mikan, Anna, Nonoko, and practically everyone said.
" Be grateful idiots, for all we know, the gay teacher could have put in a pill or potion to make us weird or something." Natsume responded.
'Uh oh, Natsume found out. Better leave quick.' Narumi answered in his head. On tip toes, he scampered in the hallway to let the snacks do wonders.
Suddenly feeling nausious, everyone slowly slumped down in a loud thud before drifting off.
'Have to fight this feeling. The gay teacher really did put in something………..' Natsume thought wearily before drifting away.
An Hour Later………………
"Uh, un, whats happening?" A brunette asked.
Soon others woke up and joined the questioning.
"Stupids, we somehow let that gay teacher to make us think he's innocent!" Natsume coldly answered.
" You don't have to say that so rudely Natsume!!!!" Mikan fighted back.
" Whatever bakas……………………."
A weird,tingling, and cold feeling went down their bodies, suddenly something happened.
Everyone had hearts in their searched for boyfriends/girlfriends and left the room.
" Whoa, this feeling is crazy weird…………….. Natsume??! Mikan said.
" What Polka? Don't let the pill or potion sink in, be strong…… on the other hand, a baka like you probably can't fight it." Natsume answered.
"Natsume? Will you be my boyfriend?" Mikan asked dreamily.
"Dang it!!! You have the alice of nullifaction and you can't even fight it!! You stupid bak-…………. pretty girl. Want to be my girlfriend?" Natsume said.
' Dang it!!! Whats becoming of me??!!! I would never ask the baka to be my girlfriend.. but then, I also have oddly enough developed feelings for her.' Natsume thought blandly.
"Sure!! Come on then Natsume!!!" The brunette happily cheered.
" Yeah, ok…………"
Natsume stared, he looked at everyone. Iinchou was with Sumire, Mochu was with Nonoko, Koko was with Anna, Ruka was with Hotaru, he was WITH Mikan, and yeah…………….
Intertwining hands, they left and suddenly kissed each other. (WHOA!!!!!!)
They had to do something before this stayed permanent, and FAST!!!!!!!!
Claire: Soo? Natsume, you really do LOVE Mikan. You're just a cold person outside but an emotional yet caring person in the inside.
Natsume: You idiot!! You're the one who made this stupid story!! And why would I be in LOVE with the ugly girl???
Claire: Well, in the book, you KISS her, and then another part is when you and Mikan are emotional with each other when you go somewhere. Then in middle school, you run away with each other and you say: "I want to grow up faster so I can run away with you Mikan." *shows book for all to see*
Hotaru: *snaps pictures* MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natsume: *fuming up with anger* Well, if it wasn't for that real stupid author of the book that wrote the idiot things, we wouldn't have to fight on this stupid.
Mikan: AWWWW!! Oh yeah, now I remember!!!! You were so sweet to me at those times!!!!
Natsume: Don't butt into this Ichigo-chara.
Mikan: *pouts*
Ruka: I kissed her on the cheek though, and then there was that play Narumi –sensei made us be in it and me and Mikan almost kissed before you knocked her out with a chalkboard eraser and Hotaru turned off the power switch.
Natsume: Don't say anymore if you don't want to be burnt to a crisp bunny-boy. * glares threatenly at the animal lover*
Hotaru: *snaps more picture of them fighting* This will earn me more rabbits!!!!!
Koko: You DID that Natsume??? Whoa!
Anna & Nonoko: Seriously??? We want ALL the details Mikan!!!!!!
Sumire: BOO for Sakura!!!
Iinchou: eh, this is awkard.
Koko: Sumire really wants to kill Mikan.
Everyone: *perks up ears* REALLY??????
Mikan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * cries waterfall tears.
Everyone: *wearing rain coats,hats, and umbrellas. Paddling away from Mikan*
Natsume: This is stupid * uses alice to evaporate tears*
Mikan: * nullifies* *sticks out tongue* * returns to tears*
Hope you enjoyed it!!! Review Please!!! :D It might take me a while to figure out the next chapter so don't hold it against me if I haven't updated!