It was another day at the barn, Steven was bringing up a box for Peridot. "Hey Peridot I have something for you." Said Steven "What is it this time Steven?" Asked Peridot "I do have to do other this you know." Steven brought a box with 'unnecessary junk' written on it "Renaldo gave me this box with anime in it. And I really didn't want it so I decided to give it to you and Lapis." Explained Steven "Well then let's just see what's in it." Said Peridot opening the box whose contents contain many different animes "May I inquire is to why he needed to get rid of these?" She asked "Well, Renaldo says that he didn't want these because they didn't cater to his tastes apparently." answered Steven "So he probably into this harem anime genre that he keeps blabbing about." Said Peridot holding a copy of Parasyte the Maxim "Yeah I guess." Said Steven gazing at Summer Wars "Well I don't really think that it was as interesting as some of the other things that he has." He added "You just know that he's going to die alone and afraid." Exclaimed Peridot "That's kind of a sad thing to say Peridot." Replied Steven "Well that's everything in the box…" He added before seeing that their was one DVD left in the box "Hmm I wonder what this is?" He asked, it was a copy of Tony Hawk Boom Boom Sabotage, Peridot quickly dashed over and gazed at the cover "Interesting, hmm this will be the first thing that I watch." Said Peridot swiping the DVD out of Steven's hands "You may leave now Steven, I need to watch this immediately." She added "See you tomorrow." "Okay, see you tomorrow Peridot." Replied Steven now heading for his home.
Peridot then decided to put in Tony Hawk Boom Boom Sabotage when Lapis walked in "Hey Peridot, what are you doing?" She asked "Well, in case you wanted to know i'm about to watch this movie called 'Tony Hawk Boom Boom Sabotage'." She replied "And weather or not you want to watch it with me is up to you." Lapis shrugged and walked out of the barn, unknown to Peridot are the horrors that await her in the end.
The Next Day
Steven went back to the barn and saw Lapis Lazuil outside "Hey Lapis, why are you outside the barn?" Asked Steven "Because Peridot cannot stop watching that damn skateboarding movie over and over again." Replied Lapis "I couldn't stand it so I decided to stay out here." "Okay…" Steven said with a bit of worry "I guess i'll check up on her." "Good luck Steven." Said Lapis as Steven went into the barn only to find that Peridot is still watching Tony Hawk Boom Boom Sabotage "Peridot… Are you okay?" Asked Steven "Steven, I would like to ask you something." Replied Peridot who is showing signs of stress "Okay, what is the question?" He asked her "Out the entirety of the movie why is most of it made up of skateboarding montages?" She asked Steven "I don't know because I haven't seen it…" He said awkwardly, then Peridot exclaimed "BECAUSE EVERY DAMN TIME THOSE KIDS COULD BE RESCUING THE PRO SKATEBOARDERS THE JUST DO A DAMN SKATEBOARDING MONTAGE!" And the she added with a little less anger "Not only that but the antagonist has more sympathetic and gangster clowns Steven, fucking gangster clowns!" "I think their called juggalos." Replied Steven "No Steven they weren't juggalos, also Steven I have one more thing to ask you." Said Peridot
"Okay." He said
"What is a strap on?"
The End