Ha! Welcome back, and now I've got Raven back again (Courtesy of Starfire getting her to), for a second go! :D
Interviewer: Hello.
Raven: Hi.
Interviewer: I take it you're in a good mood today?
Raven: Not really.
Interviewer: Oh, ok.
Raven: Right… ask me something then.
Interviewer: Are you lesbian?
Raven: What?? No.
Interviewer: You don't like any boys. You don't like Beast Boy.
Raven: I never said that.
Interviewer: You said that last interview.
Raven: Shut up.
Raven: Give me another question.
Interviewer: Wow, okay. What do you think of Terra?
Raven: Next.
Interviewer: What?
Raven: Fine, I'll answer. I think she's a traitor and a slut.
Interviewer: Whoa, whoa. No need to get so bitter.
Raven: Whatever.
Interviewer: So, how long have you been with the Teen Titans? I mean the cartoon started when Cyborg left and the team was already pretty well known.
Raven: I don't keep track, but I'd say about 2 months.
Interviewer: What?
Raven: I'm being sarcastic. I can't use sarcasm in my own interview?
Interviewer: This is going on text, Raven. Nobody can tell you're using sarcasm.
Raven: Well, duh, but I don't care.
Interviewer: Moving along… were you raped as a little girl?
Raven: What the hell??
Raven: No.
Interviewer: Well the comic book says you were.
Raven: I hate comic books.
Raven: They're so inaccurate it's not even funny. They made Starfire look like a stripper for their sex appeal. Seriously, go look for a picture of the comic book version of her. It looks like they gave her character alien steroids and then gave her parachute straps for a shirt.
Interviewer: Right…
Raven: Next.
Interviewer: Any more comments on the Rob/Rae stuff? Last time was interesting.
Raven: As much as I'd like to, no. I said my part in the last interview, no need to add onto it.
Interviewer: How about Robin and Starfire?
Raven: What about them?
Interviewer: I mean, last time, you said you smiled without forcing yourself too, which was rare.
Raven: Your point?
Interviewer: So, did seeing them kiss make you feel happy?
Raven: If you mean happy for them, yes.
Interviewer: What? You weren't happy yourself?
Raven: I was happy because they finally got together. And Robin finally took Cyborg's advice.
Interviewer: Wait what? What advice?
Raven: Robin and Starfire had a few conflicts at home, and it usually involved him saying he would spend time with her, then getting so busy in his room he'd neglect her.
Interviewer: Oh. So what then?
Raven: I would handle Starfire, trying to cheer her up.
Interviewer: And Cyborg?
Raven: He would try to put some sense into Robin.
Interviewer: Ah. So you were glad things finally worked out?
Raven: Yep.
Interviewer: Also, Cyborg's "Its about time" remark sort of makes more sense to me now. As in, Cyborg's been telling Robin he should, but he says he can't or something, then Robin finally does it.
Raven: It's funny how you're getting so excited over 'backstage' information.
Interviewer: Really?
Raven: No.
Interviewer: Ok. How much dirt do you have on Beast Boy? I always wanted to know that. :D
Raven: Oh boy, you can't even imagine.
Raven: His name is Garfield
Raven: He got beat by his little sister at soccer when she was only 3 years old.
Interviewer: He had a little sister?
Raven: Yep.
Interviewer: Do you?
Raven: No.
Interviewer: Okay. Any last words before the interview ends?
Raven: Delete your porn.
Interviewer: What?
Raven: Not you.
Interviewer: O…k… the reader?
Raven: Right.
Interviewer: Raven, that was really weird.
Raven: Should I try again?
Interviewer: Sure. Any last words before the interview ends, Raven?
Raven: Yes.
Raven: Stop reading this.
And the interview was over. I was trying so hard not to laugh at her remarks…
C'YA NEXT TIME, FOLKS.