"OHHHH ANGLERETTE~" France sang at the top of his lungs as he pranced through his home like a manly man should.
"WHAT FROG! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY DOING A SATANIC RITUAL IN THE BASEMENT?!" England shouted up from the odd my little pony themed basement.
"I'M COMING DOWN ANYWAY! ~"France said to go and mess with his husband(But brought a frozen sausage if Russia appeared).
"BLOODY HELL!" England,The land of Magical creature and Eng, cursed as he tried to cover his creations, but failed miserably and faceplanted the floor.
"What are you doi-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" France shrieked, and poked one of the creations of some wierd white blob.
"IT'S OKEY!IM AMERICAN!" The creature said holding up two American flags and jumped on top of another blob that had thick eyebrows.
"BLOODY GIT." Both England and the blob said in unison.
"Okay then." France said suddenly not giving a Shit about the blob and focused on the drunk Russian in the corner singing Pea cocky by Katy Perry and who was stripped down to his underwear which had China chibis on it.
"YOU PEA COCK COCK COCK YOUR PEA COCK COCK-"
"RUSSIA GO HOME YOUR DRUNK."
"NYET BELARUS IS SCARY AND I DON'T WANT TO BECOME ONE WITH HER!" The Russian man sobbed,"DON'T MAKE ME GO T J T"And then he proceeded to pass out on the my little pony rug that had a satanic symbol on it.
" I'M A SCAT MAN!" Canada, America, and Prussia yelled crashing through the door with alcohol bottles in their hands. And were all in sexy waiter costumes.
"IMMA BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD, LIFE IN PLASTIC IT'S FANTASTIC , YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR , UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE(INSERT EYE BROW WIGGLE)~ IMAGINATION YOUR CREATION."FRANCE SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS WEARING A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS DRESS.
AND EVERYONE HAD EPIC YAOI SMEXY TIMES. THEN AUSTRIA WALKED IN AND WAS SCARRED FOR LIFE AND TOOK OUT HIS HORROR ON THE PIANO LIKE THE MANLY MAN HE IS.
THE END.