POV: I'm going to be switching back and forth on POV's. One chapter it'll be Sam the other chapter it'll be Freddie.
Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly, but one day I will own a number one hit TV show. (;
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"Shan bah loo?" Carly asked me.
"Hah ja yo."
"Jo yoo!" Carly and I shouting in sync.
"And that is what it would be like if Sam and I made up our own language."
"But now iCarly viewers, we must go." I said as Carly and I hung their head.
"We'll see each other again, but for now farewell!"
"Farewell my little viewers!" Carly and I waved to the camera.
"And we're clear!" Freddie exclaimed as he put down his camera equipment. "Great show you guys."
"Hey Freddork you got a little something on your shirt." I pointed.
"What where?" He looked down, searching for the blemish. I took my finger and ran up his shirt until it hit his nose.
"Ow!" Freddie shouted rubbing his now irritated nose.
"Aw, you guys are just like a old married couple." Carly said as she smiled at us. Freddie and I, a married couple? Trust me, I would rather throw away ham before I married this so called excuse for a teenage boy. Yeah I know Freddie and I shared our first kiss together, but it meant nothing! Just one measly little kiss, nothing huge.
"Please Carly, I would rather gnaw off my own arm before I marry this person, but I should get going now." Freddie announced.
"Why? The tech geek's mommy might get worried because he's out after his curfew?" I teased.
Freddie scoffed. "No. Of course not. I'm just missing something on TV I wanted to see."
"Yeah right." I rolled my eyes.
"I'll see you later Carly. Sam." Freddie waved as he grabbed his things and walked out.
"I never get tired of watching you guys." Carly laughed.
"Well get used to it. I'll keep teasing Freddie until we're all old and wrinkled."
"Yeah okay. I'm going to go check my email, hand me my laptop please?" Carly asked. I walked over and grabbed Carly's black, pear notebook and handed it to her. She opened it causing the laptop to blurt out 'You Got Mail.'
"Oh hey Sam look!" I ran over to Carly's side and looked at the screen of the laptop.
"What is it?" I asked confused of what she was going to show me.
"The school just opened a new site. It's where you can put in what you like in a guy or girl and you can see who's your perfect match!" Carly beamed.
"So...?"
"So this means you can get a boyfriend!"
"I had a boyfriend already. Remember the --"
"The second grade, you broke his arm, he dumped you. That's old news Sam." Carly finished.
"No way! I'm not relying on a stupid website to see who I like. I can do that on my own thank you very much." I crossed my arms as I turned around in the bean bag chair I was sitting in.
"Come on. I promise you it'll be fun!" I shook my head no. No matter how much Carly begged I wasn't going on some stupid match making site. I had more pride then that, and plus I didn't even need a boyfriend.
"Please Sam, please please please!" Carly was now on her knees begging me. I sighed, I had no idea what I was getting myself into. But I was a risk taker, and risk takers take risks.
"Fine! Show me the dumb site." I mumbled under my breath enough for Carly to hear me. She started cheering and then clicked on the link to the site.
The site was decorated with pink hearts and babies in diapers. There were three pages, 'What do you like in a boy/girl', 'Track your soul mates', and 'What's your secret code name.'
"Which one should we click on first?" Carly questioned me as she kept moving the mouse pointer around, I could see she was eager for me to do this.
"How about 'What's your secret code name.'" I shrugged. Carly ran the mouse pointer to the link and clicked on it. There were four questions I had to answer in order to get my code name.
"Okay Sam, here we go. The first question is, what's your favorite thing to do?"
"Sleep."
"What's your favorite food?"
"Hmm, ham."
"What's your favorite color?"
"Green."
"What's your favorite number?"
"46."
"Your code name is... Shamreen6. Ohh, sexy." Carly giggled. I smiled laughing at my own code name. What guy would want to date a girl who's code name is Shamreen6?
But there was a guy.
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