Um…I'm sorry if this sucks because I'VE NEVER WRITTEN FAN FICTION BEFORE! I'm very bad at Fan Fiction writing, but I'll try! Practice makes perfect! I hope you enjoy the story!
No copyright intended (I've never read Minecraft Fan fiction before…) and I do not own minecraft! (But I wish I did!)
Chapter 1 WHAT!? MINECRAFT?!
*BLOOP* "Where am I?" I spoke.
"MINECRAFT YOU DERP!" It screamed.
"Who said that?!" I yelled.
"DUH ME!" It screamed again.
"Well who are you?" I asked.
"UH I DON'T KNOW!" It said.
"You don't know your OWN name?!" I yelled.
"NOPE AND I'M PROUD!" It yelled.
"DO YOU HAVE TO SCREAM?" I yelled.
"YES!" it screamed back.
"WELL WHO ARE YOU?" it curiously yelled.
"I'm Kitty or Kittycat82." I spoke
"OK KITTY, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MINECRAFT?" It yelled like always
'Uh… no, voice person thing. I said'
"HMM… MAYBE I DO NEED A NAME….WOLF!" Wolf screamed
"Ok Wolf" I moaned, "Where am I?" I asked politely
"HMM… I THINK A JUNGLE BIOME?" Wolf like always screamed
"Ok… WAIT WHAT IS A BIOME WOLF?!" I yelled
"UHHH HOW I EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU KITTY…. ITS LIKE A PLACE WITH DIFFERENT FEATURES THAN OTHERS LIKE A DESERT, TUNDRA, JUNGLE, FOREST, PLAINS, ETC." she screamed and making it ring in my ears for minutes.
"Oh…ok. What's in a jungle biome then Wolf?" I questioned.
"A TYPE OF WOOD CALLED JUNGLE WOOD NEW LEAVES, VINES, A LOT OF ANIMALS, WATER, MONSTERS, AND OCELOTS OR AKA CATS." Wolf made ring in my ears once again.
"Ohlala… WAIT CATS! FRIENDS!"
*faint*
"UH.. I GUESS SO FOR YOU KITTY."
*Kitty gets up*
"Wait what are monsters?" I asked
"WOW YOU REALLY ARE A NOOB KITTY!" Wolf Screamed on the top of her lungs (if she had any ,spoiler!)
"Wolf.. what is a noob?" I slowly, deeply, quietly asked.
*face palm*
"A PERSON WHO'S NEW TO A GAME AND IS BAD AT IT, AND A MONSTER IS A RABID CREATURE THAT COMES OUT AT NIGHT SEARCHING FOR YOU TO KILL YOU. A ZOMBIE CAN INFECT PEOPLE, CREEPERS WILL EXPLODE, SKELETONS WILL SHOOT ARROWS, ENDERMEN WILL ATTACK YOU FROM BEHIND AND TELEPORT TO YOU OR AWAY. BUT ZOMBIES AND SKELETONS BURN IN DAYLIGHT AND ENDERMEN GET HURT IN WATER AND CREEPERS, JUST WATCH OUT FOR." Wolf went on and on and on still ringing in my ears.
"Whoa… um ok I guess. Well what should I do first because I'm a noob? " I proudly asked.
"KITTY GO PUNCH THAT TREE!" She snapped at me so loud and quick.
"Ok, WAIT WHY? WHAT DID TREES EVER DO TO YOU WOLF? TREES MAKE YOU LIVE! TREES ARE PEOPLE TOO! TREES ARE AWESOME! DON'T PUNCH THEM HUG THEM WOLF! HUGS ARE KEY WOLF!" I argued back.
"JUST SHUT UP AND PUNCH IT KITTY!" Wolf forced at me.
*Punch* *Punch* *Punch *BOOP*
"I HAVE TREE DECAY IN MY HAND, TREE GUTS! LOOK AT THAT POOR TREE!" I screamed to make wolfs ears ring loudly. " I'm so so sorry" I softly and shakily said.