Hello again! I'm working on 'Death Note Bloopers- Episode 2' right now, but in the meantime, I'll do bloopers for episode 3. If it's not funny, I'm sorry. I did my best and that's what counts right? Right? Anyway, I'll shut up now.

Disclaimer; I do NOT own Death Note or any of its characters or material. Sadly. Also includes references from 'Titanic', 'Yugioh the Abridged Series', 'Naruto the Abridged Series' and 'Dragon Ball Z' and 'Dragon Ball Z abridged' .

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Death Note Bloopers- Episode 3

L (over computer); Greetings to all of you at the ICUP. Wait, did I say ICUP!? Crap, I mean ICPO! (L and ICPO members laughing) That was rather embarrassing.

Random ICPO member; Damn right!

L (over computer); Nobody asked you!

Mogi; And lastly, this week there was an additional 21 who called in claiming to BE Kira.

ICPO dude #2 (no relation to the one from my episode 2 bloopers); If those 21 people who called in aren't Kira, why the hell would they say they are Kira?

Mr. Yagami; (looks at ICPO dude # 2 and shrugs) Probably for attention.

Aizawa; Or they're just that F*cking stupid.

Mr. Yagami; That too. (thinking) That's definitely it.

L (over computer); (to Mr. Yagami) Please continue with your report.

Mr. Yagami; (asleep)

L (over computer); Uhh... Mr Yagami?

Mr. Yagami; (still asleep) *1

Watari; He's asleep.

L (over computer); You have the air horn?

Watari; (pulls an air horn out of trench coat) Yes I do.

L; (over computer); You know what to do.

Watari; (gets up and walks over to Mr. Yagami (with a hidden smirk) and unleashes the air horn)

Mr. Yagami; (jolts awake)

Watari; (puts air horn back into trench coat and walks back over to L)

L and SMT (who was in the back next to L); (start laughing)

L (over computer); That never gets old.

Mr. Yagami; (stretching after ICPO meeting) I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

Matsuda; (walk in just in time to see Mr. Yagami make a Titanic reference)

Matsuda; o_o Uhh... Chief?

Mr. Yagami; (whirls around and sees Matsuda's and SMT's WTF faces) Oh, Matsuda... you saw that?

Matsuda; Yes.

Mr. Yagami; Well... that was embarrassing.

Sayu; He's home really early today.

Light; Hey! Why don't you at least try the last problem by yourself!

Sayu; I will but maybe after dinner!

Light; Yeah right. Like all of the other 10,000 times she said that and I ended up having to do it.

Ryuk; 10,000 ...IT'S OVER 9000!

Light; (looks at Ryuk) … -_-'

Ryuk; Well, well. Daddy's a policeman. And that must be the reason why you're so confident?

Light; That's right. It's easy for me to hack into Dad's computer. We're on a home-network so I can copy the files I need without leaving a trace. This way I can keep track of their investigation.

Ryuk; How did you learn to do that?

Light; I learned how to hack by watching old episodes of Star Trek.

Ryuk; Wow, you really do need to get laid.

Inmate 148; (falls forward and dies from (most likely) a heart attack)

fellow inmates; (watch as inmate 148 falls)

Police dude #1 and 2; (turn around)

Police dude #1; Inmate 148, what's wrong!? Snap out of it!

Random inmate; (looks at Police dude #1) Uhh, he's dead you know.

Police dude #2; DAMN IT, WE'RE POLICE OFFICERS NOT DOCTORS!

Random inmate #1; (dies from heart attack and collapses over his food)

Random inmate #2; (looks at (dead) Random inmate #1) Hey Fred, Are you going to finish that?

Mr. Yagami; WHAT!? I- I don't believe this! Another 23 victims yesterday, are these confirmed!?

ICPO dude #1 ( again, no relation to the one from my episode 2 bloopers); Yes.

Mr. Yagami; The day before there were another 23 victims. He's killing one off every hour on the hour.

ICPO dude #2; Uhh, you do know that there are 24 hours in one day. So for there to be one victim every hour, then there would have to be 24 victims and not 23.

Random ICPO dude; WHO GIVES A F*CK ABOUT THAT LOGICAL SH*T OF YOURS!?

Mr. Yagami; WHAT'S THIS ABOUT!?

Random ICPO dude #1; With all due respect chief, we're resigning. We demand that you assign us to a different case otherwise you can have our badges right here and now.

Mr. Yagami; Why? You're good cops!

Random ICPO dude #2; Isn't it obvious? It's because we value our lives sir.

SMT; (raises eyebrow) Come on. Cops risk their lives. And you're cops. So quit your bitching, man up, and stop being a pussy-ass.

Random ICPO dude #3; HEY!

SMT; (closes eyes and shrugs) Just stating an honest fact.

Random ICPO dude #1; (continues talking)

SMT; (starts making funny faces while random ICPO dude # 1, 2 and 3 aren't looking)

Random ICPO dude # 1,2 and 3; (turn and leave)

Mr. Yagami; Hey, stop! All of you! Hold it right there!

(door shuts)

SMT; (whispers to L through microphone) Pussy-asses aren't they?

L (through computer); I actually have to agree with you.

Ryuk; (to Light) You're being followed by another human. He's watching you right now.

Light; (stops and whispers to Ryuk) You said it was a 'he', right Ryuk?

Ryuk; That's right.

Light; Great. Not only do I have to put up with female stalkers, I have to deal with male stalkers now too. (shutters)

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And that's it for episode 3! Not funny, then sorry. I did my best. I just do these when I'm bored. But they're fun to write.

Hope you liked it! Please R&R and I'll see you next time!

*1; Sound familiar?