AN: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or anything.
Hair:
After the Promised Day, Roy got promoted into a Brigadier General. Riza was promoted into a Lieutenant Colonel.
But worse... THE HAIR!
So here they are, talking about stupid hair. They were fighting. Most people find it amusing, but other people don't. How can two rational beings fight over something as stupid as hair?
The two officers are currently in Riza's house. And the two of them are currently yelling at each other in painful volumes.
"I don't get the reason why you men love facial hair!" Hawkeye yelled.
"You talk about hair?" Roy yelled back. "You DAMNING cut YOURS!"
"Mustaches are disgusting!" Riza muttered loudly. "If you don't shave it off, I swear to God that I'll do it in your sleep."
"What about we make a deal?" Riza raised her eyebrows at Roy. "I'll shave off my mustache and I'll never grow it back again, but promise me you won't cut off your hair again."
The female officer heaved a huge sigh. "Of course. Equivalent exchange, sir? Fine by me."
Roy clasped his hands. " So... Why are you so bothered by my mustache? Are you thinking that it will get in the way if you tried to kiss me?"
Riza slapped him and gave him a glare that made him wish he had never been born. Mustang winced.
"What was that for?"
Riza glared at him for the rest of the day after that incident. Roy went to sleep without shaving his face, thinking of doing it in the morning.
The next day...
"HAWKEYE!"
AN: Well, that's been on my head for a while. Can anyone guess what happened to Roy when he woke up? Leave reviews and ideas for one shots.
PEACE.