Tooty's Tooted Tooting Toot Toots
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Happy fifteenth anniversary to one of the best games ever made, first of all. Second of all, this was asking to be made considering Tooty's name... interestingly, her name can translate to two dimensional, since she doesn't really have any actual character to her in the actual game. Yoshizilla Fan already covered up Tooty farting, but I decided to put a different twist on it. Basically, his is an adventure, mine is... essentially bad situations involving Tooty Bear farting. And if you can tell, I went a bit crazy with the name. So enjoy!
It was a nice, beautiful warm day in Spiral Mountain, with Tooty Bear and Kazooie being on top of the literal spiral mountain as they were looking around the pleasant meadows, with Banjo sleeping away at home.
"Gosh, it is such a great, wonderful view up here!" Tooty exclaimed as she turned her head to Kazooie. "It's too bad Banjo doesn't want to come up here!"
Kazooie scoffed as she rolled her eyes, shaking her head. "That's Banjo for you. Just wants to sit back and be a lazy piece of crap all day."
Tooty felt a rumble in her stomach, rubbing it as she turned her head to Kazooie. "Ooh, I think that honey I found off the coast of the Treasure Trove is starting to come back to haunt me..."
"Kid, I swear to the Lord Of Games..." Kazooie growled as she shook her head at Tooty. "Don't even think about-"
Tooty tooted, causing the entire spiral mountain to collapse as Tooty and Kazooie fell into the ruins of the mountain, Tooty's butt and Kazooie's legs sticking out as Tooty pooted again, stinking up the area.
Obviously, this was not to be the end of Tooty's tooting...