A/N: Inspired by a website that listed weird facts. This is my reaction to it. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own a DeathNote, I own L, Ryuuk, and Mello…I wish.
Raito and Ryuuzaki were taking a break from the investigation. It was a quite afternoon. The rest of the team had decided to go out. They were sitting on the couch, the chain from the handcuff swinging gently between the. Ryuuzaki adding sugar cubes to his coffee, a variety of cakes spread across the table. Raito working with a crossword puzzle on his lap. He was puzzling over one of the questions, chewing on the tip of his pen.
Ryuuzaki picked up his cup, stirring it he leaned back on the couch, rested his cup on his knee, and dug his toes into the cushion. The chain jingled. He sipped his drink while watching Raito.
"100 people choke on ball-pointed pens each year," he stated.
A moment of silence followed.
"All pens or just ball pointed?"
"Just ball-pointed."
Raito paused, a thoughtful look on his face.
"How do you choke on a pen?"
Silence descended in the wake of that profound question.
"Maybe it's a case of Attack of the Inanimate Objects."
"How do you defend yourself When Inanimate Objects Attack?"
"You do the Animate Object Counter-Attack."
Ryuuzaki put his cup down on the coffee table and picked up one of the cakes. He returned to his position, continuing to watch Raito.
"Don't worry Ryuuzaki, I won't choke on the pen."
At that moment, Misa, appearing out of thin air (through the door) jumped on Raito's back. Fortunately, Ryuuzaki leapt and smacked the ball pointed pen out of Raito's hand, not a second too soon.
And thus passed another afternoon at Kira Investigation Headquarters.
A/N: Not as funny as it sounded in my head. Oh well. Comments, questions, criticisms. Reviews keep me alive. You don't want to kill me do you?