I do not own Megaman X or any of its characters! All I own is myself. O3O Oh, and yes, another Megaman X fic. Sorry; I just can't help myself.
Enjoyyyyyyyyyy, and this first chapter is really short as it's only kind of an intro.
"Do reploids have arm pit hair?" Axl asked curiously as he stuffed a random plush Zero (he was his biggest fan) into his suitcase.
Zero stared at him for a moment, which rapidly grew into several minutes.
THE HECK OF A QUESTION WAS THAT?!
"Do we even have freaking belly buttons?!" Zero yelled, now concerned by both of these facts. Just how human were they?
"Um, no..." X trailed off, not actually sure himself. Vile had bragged countless times about having a belly button.
Come to think of it, he'd bragged about being the first reploid to actually have a butt that didn't look like someone wacked it until it went flat.
Him, and Lumine.
But Lumine had always been so self-praising. The white haired tentacle wielding reploid of doom (that's his full name) never relented.
Or shut up.
"What about my question?" Axl asked indignantly.
"Why don't you check?" Zero responded, snickering at Axl's slightly horrified expression.
"No!" The spiky haired reploid protested, quickly focusing on his packing once more.
X gave Zero a look, but the blonde reploid just ignored it and pretended to be whistling his theme from Megaman X 6.
WAIT.
HOW THE HECK.
DOES HE KNOW THAT SONG EXISTS?!
DOES THAT MEAN HE KNOWS HE'S IN A GAME?!
Zero looked at the blue-haired girl near by, who was freaking out over what he was humming.
"I'm in a game?" The red reploid asked slowly.
The blue haired girl quickly retreated, leaving behind several folders. All three reploids looked at each other and picked them up.
"Yaoi?" All three said at once.
What was...yaoi?
Was it good?
WAS IT FOOD?!
No, it wasn't the last one. That had been confirmed after Axl had attempted to eat it.
He now had paper poisoning.
And yes, that exists. Suck it up.
"What's...this?" Zero slowly began to pull out a picture that looked like it had him and X on it.
The blue haired girl popped out again and snatched the folders before running away, grinning happily at her escape.
The three reploids shrugged and continued packing.
"So...arm pit hair anyone?"
"Axl, shut up."
o.o Axl is obsessed with arm pit hair. My brother is, too, as weird as that sounds...xD
Zero: Hey, Anna?
Me: MY HANDSOME ANGEL HAZ ARRIVED! LATER!