I HATE VAN
Dilandau
(To the tune of "I Hate Men" from 'Kiss Me, Kate')
I hate Van
Nobody understands through what I've gone
How would you feel if somebody you hate from the beginning
Did something so ferocious that it just sends your head spinning
Not only do they scar you, but it seems that they are winning
Oh, I hate Van
The first time we went face to face I went in for the kill
But ever since that day my life went rapidly downhill
And now I shall not rest until he's roasted on a grill
Oh, I hate Van
I hate Van
I loathe each time he sees another dawn
If only from Fanalia there'd been not one survivor
To make things worse, the one I speak of may be its revivor
And so I vow that for his death I must be the contrivor
Oh, I hate Van
He's already an enemy of Zaibach's institution
And now that he has given to my face this contribution
He'd better be preparing for his coming execution
Oh, I hate Van
I hate Van
I hope that very soon he will be gone
Everyone upon this world deserves just what they earn
After all this I'd say that it's someone else's turn
It could be anyone, but it's for his dimise I yearn
Oh, I hate Van
There isn't much left I can say to furthur express hate
But when my moment comes I will not for one second wait
I won't be satisfied until his head's here on a plate
Oh, I hate Van!
Dilandau
(To the tune of "I Hate Men" from 'Kiss Me, Kate')
I hate Van
Nobody understands through what I've gone
How would you feel if somebody you hate from the beginning
Did something so ferocious that it just sends your head spinning
Not only do they scar you, but it seems that they are winning
Oh, I hate Van
The first time we went face to face I went in for the kill
But ever since that day my life went rapidly downhill
And now I shall not rest until he's roasted on a grill
Oh, I hate Van
I hate Van
I loathe each time he sees another dawn
If only from Fanalia there'd been not one survivor
To make things worse, the one I speak of may be its revivor
And so I vow that for his death I must be the contrivor
Oh, I hate Van
He's already an enemy of Zaibach's institution
And now that he has given to my face this contribution
He'd better be preparing for his coming execution
Oh, I hate Van
I hate Van
I hope that very soon he will be gone
Everyone upon this world deserves just what they earn
After all this I'd say that it's someone else's turn
It could be anyone, but it's for his dimise I yearn
Oh, I hate Van
There isn't much left I can say to furthur express hate
But when my moment comes I will not for one second wait
I won't be satisfied until his head's here on a plate
Oh, I hate Van!