Demon: Welcome to my new story!

ANBU: New story?

Demon: Yep. I decided to make a Pokémon story.

Sgt. Creeper: Porn?

Demon: Not really, but it may have some lemon in the far future.

ANBU: Hey, who the fuck is this guy?

Demon: First off, that is Sgt. Creeper, formerly known as Skagui the Sniper. Second, that is one of the reasons this is rated M.

Creeper: Fuck?

Demon: More specifically, cursing and violence. Also, some potty humor and the like.

ANBU: Seems legit to me.

Demon: Dumbass. Anyway, this will be an OC of mine having a journey with a girl from the anime.

ANBU: (jumping) Really? Who? Who?

Demon: Settle down, perv. You can come in, now.

(May enters)

May: Hello, everyone!

ANBU: YES!

Demon: So, the story will take place in Hoenn. However, May might or might not have the same Pokémon she had during the anime.

May: Most likely not. Eep!

(May faints and hits the floor)

Demon: What the hell was that?

Creeper: New gun. Shoots tranquilizers with excellent accuracy. You like?

ANBU: Yeah I do. Let's have some fun.

(ANBU heads towards May; Creeper shoots ANBU in the ass)

(ANBU falls to the floor)

Creeper: Perverted nut, huh?

Demon: Oh, yeah. By the way, all Pokedex entries will be from the Pokedex entries from Pokémon Emerald.

Creeper: Okay.

Demon: And all attacks up to Gen V will be available for the story, however those may be rare, as I have little in Gen V attack knowledge. Also, most Pokémon will be Hoenn based.

Creeper: Smells like Ruby or Sapphire.

Demon: Shut up. Now, enjoy!

Chapter 1: A New Journey

Traveling at sea would seem like a great chance for fun and excitement to some, while it also would be seen as a floating hell-hole to others. Judging from the facial expression of one young man lying on a lounge chair, the latter would seem correct. The young man in question is known to the world as Chris Carmo. This bored traveler, believe it or not, is heading toward the Hoenn region to begin his Pokémon journey. Now, the reason most people wouldn't believe this is because most people who start their journey tend to be ten years old. So, it comes as a shock to those who discover this nineteen year old guy would be getting his first Pokémon.

Chris watched the many others on the ferry, many of whom with Pokémon of their own. With a passive look, he mentally noted a Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Hoothoot, Snivy, and Pacharisu, each with an energetic boy or girl. 'None from Hoenn. Damn.' He thought as he relaxed, pulling his Dratini hat over his eyes. 'Would have been nice to see one before docking. Oh well.' With the hat blocking his eyes, Chris didn't notice a sailor walking up to him. "Soccer fan?" the sailor asked suddenly, causing Chris to jump for a bit. "Yeah, a little." Chris answered after calming down. "The Dashing Dratinis are my favorite team." He continued.

The sailor nodded. "You from Kanto?" Chris shook his head. "No. Actually, I'm from an area near Unova. But, the teams stationed there suck ass." The sailor chuckled at the colorful response. "I hear ya. Did you see the Zipping Zebstrika team last season? They outta change their name to Zebstrika Zero." Both shared a hearty laugh at the lousy team's expense.

"So, what are you doing heading to Hoenn, Soccer games?" Chris shook his head. "Believe it or not, I'm actually starting my journey in Hoenn. I'm getting my first Pokémon when we arrive in Littleroot Town." The sailor was surprised by Chris's answer. "Wait. Aren't you, like what, 18? Why wait so long to start your journey?" The sailor asked him. Chris sighed, pulling his hat over his eyes again.

"Well, I'm really 19. See, I wanted to wait a few years to make sure I was able to stand up to the challenge. Last thing I need is to start my journey and go crying home to mommy a week later." The young man explained. "As a teen, I took a few trips here and there to Kanto, Johto, Sinnoh, and Unova. But, I never was able to visit Hoenn. So, I figured it'd be a good place to start." The sailor nodded in understanding. "Got it. I actually got my first Pokémon when I was 13. That's when I started working as a sailor. Check out my partner." The sailor pulled out a Pokeball, pushing a button. The ball opened with a flash of light, releasing a brown star-shaped Pokémon.

"A Staryu. Cool choice." Chris responded, slightly interested. Recalling Staryu, the sailor nodded. "You'd be surprised what you could catch fishing." Chris nodded, and was about to speak again when the PA system activated. "Attention passengers. We will dock in Littleroot Town in five minutes. Prepare to disembark." The sailor wished Chris good luck and wandered off. Smiling slightly, the boy stood up, grabbed his large blue backpack, and headed for the edge of the boat. Seeing the town approaching quickly, Chris sighed and turned away. "I guess it's time to start my journey." He muttered, taking a step and falling into the pool. Popping out of the water, he shouted, "God damn it!"

(Hell Through Hoenn)

Walking through the fields, a young woman of 19 was heading towards Littleroot Town, an egg in her hands. Having traveled through Hoenn once before years ago, May Maple remembers quite a bit of the route she was on. "Just think, only a few years ago, I started my journey with a Torchic, and now I'm heading back to Professor Birch's lab to see about my egg." May smiled down at the green egg she was carrying.

"I can't believe Ash sent me this egg two months ago. After deciding to travel with Misty for a while, I didn't think I'd hear much of him again." She smiled and continued to Birch's lab. 'Once you hatch, little fella, you're going to help me begin my contests here again, and this time I will win the Grand Festival.' She thought gleefully, heading towards the lab.

(Hell Through Hoenn)

After departing from the ship (and being scolded by a number of mothers for cursing near children), Chris found himself walking through town, hoping to find a store selling supplies and maps. "I'd better start right, or else I really will have to go home crying to mommy. I sure as hell won't do that." He muttered to himself as he looked through the building windows. Finally, he finds a PokéMart nearby and enters.

Ten minutes later, Chris exited the mart with a bag full of medicine, food, a map, and a red mark across his face (earned from the shop merchant after he cursed stubbing his toe on the sales counter). "Humph. In Unova, nobody gave a rat's ass about someone cursing. Hell, the toddlers did it more than I do." He complained as he looked through the map, looking for Birch's lab. Unknowingly, he walked onto the street. Suddenly, Chris heard a horn honking. He had enough time to look up to see a jeep speeding towards him.

Thinking quickly, Chris jumped to the sidewalk, accidently hitting a street lamp as well. "Fuck! That hurt!" The boy shouted as the jeep stopped. Turning his face, Chris saw a large man with brown hair, a brown beard, and a white lab coat exiting the jeep. "Are you alright, son?" the man asked Chris. "Yeah. I guess I should watch out where I'm going more." Chris apologized. The man saw Chris pick up his map and scan the town page, looking for something clearly.

"Are you unable to find something you're looking for?" The man asked calmly. Chris rolled his eyes. "No. I found that spot ten minutes ago. I'm just looking again to see if it changed." Chris answered sarcastically. After a second or two, he sighed. "Sorry, I'm just a little pissed because I can't find Professor Birch's lab, and I nearly got run over a moment ago." The man sighed and turned towards his car. "Well, if you're looking for my lab, you can come with me."

Chris did a double take as he turned to look at the man. "You mean you're Professor Birch?" He asked, shocked. Birch nodded and smiled. "Shit, I'm sorry about that. Wait, I mean damn. Wait, fuck. Wait, ugh." Chris dropped his head. "God damn it all." He muttered, which the professor heard. "Well, anyway, come on. I'll take you to the lab." As the two drove towards the lab, Birch couldn't help but ask, "Did you happen to fund your trip here through a swear jar?" much to Chris's chagrin.

Demon: Well, chapter 1 of Hell Through Hoenn is done.

Creeper: I still don't get why you did this, and not another AFIN or LSLV chapter.

Demon: Well, those will be during the school year for sure, but I needed to do something. Boredom sucks ass.

(ANBU groggily wakes up)

ANBU: What about who's ass? Oh, May! All right!

(Creeper shoots ANBU again, knocking him out)

Creeper: Damn pervert.

Demon: By the way, my next Hell Through Hoenn chapter may take a while to finish. It might not. Just be patient.

~DemonFiccer~