Disclaimer: In short, I do not own Jhonen, Johnny, Zim, Dib, Gaz or Devi.
But all the others are mine! All mine to torture and murder, and, you get
the picture. This didn't really happen and I don't think it ever will.
This is my first time writing a fanfic., so if I make some horrendous
mistake, please forgive me. The same goes for Jhonen if he ever types in
the wrong address and somehow ends up reading this. Please don't hurt me,
but please do r+r!
I Hate Soap Operas! Scene 1: At the park which is built on a stinking landfill.
Dib: Zim! What are you doing here?! Zim: I would ask the same of you! Gaz:* sprays on the love potion* Ah, finally, the fighting ends! *plays on Game Slave and watches the fun!* Meanwhile on another bench. Boyfriend#1: Isn't it romantic, sitting here, watching the fumes horribly warp the sunset, flies buzzing everywhere. Iccyprep: Boyfriend#1, I have something to tell you, it's a secret I've been keeping from you for the past two seconds. You see, I've been dating your entire extended family, even the dog! Boyfriend#1:What?! You kissed Fluffy?! You.blaaaa..Oh dear, I swallowed a fly. I think I shall die. *collapses on the ground in a pile of dog shit with a knife sticking out of his back* Iccyprep: Oh, cool, I think he's dead. Scene 2: Later at the Funeral Iccyprep: The horror! THE HORROR!!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Boyfriend#2:Cheer up, I don't think he was my real father anyway. Iccyprep: No, it's not that, I BROKE A NAIL!!!! WAAAAAA!!!!! Boyfriend#2: At least I still have 20 other half brothers and sisters that I don't yet know about. Guy in the background: Owww!!! Stop Stabbing me and ripping out vital organs with that knife!! Nny: Tell me what happened to my other knife! Iccyprep: Oh, look, that guy is being stabbed to death my a homicidal maniac. Isn't that just wacky? Nny: What did you say?! Iccyprep: And look at those wacky boots! Those are like so like not like cool! Nny: Alright! You asked for it! Iccyprep: Oww! He broke another nail! * dies on the floor in a puddle of bodily fluid otherwise known as blood * Meanwhile in the Director's Chair: Jhonen: Where's Devi when you need her? Nny! Don't you have a cheerleading squad to stun?! Nny: Some jerk stole my tazer along with my knife! * knocks over popcorn stand. The vibrations push the button that is in Boyfriend#1's coffin along with the knife. * Boyfriend#1: * removes coffin lid. * Must.kill. wacky. guy. Jhonen: How lovely, I've created another gross monstrosity. So much for having a nice day. (sarcastically) Nny: And you! Always telling me what to do and who to kill! Jhonen: Your pathetic memory is further deteriorating. That wasn't me, that was the wall. Nny: Well you made the wall! * takes knife out of Boyfriend#1's back and lunges at Jhonen. * Jhonen: * uses lasers to freeze Nny in midair, Matrix-style! * Nny: * crashes into wall * Stop it, Devi! I must keep the wall wet! The Horribly Disfigured End I would like to thank the people who helped me write this story, my friend Megan, who gave me the idea for one of Jhonen's lines and that kid who always follows me around at school and looks sort of like Johnny. He didn't really help me write, I just thought thanking anonymous people would be funny. You aren't laughing, are you? Oh well, I tried. Please review my sugar and root beer high induced story!
I Hate Soap Operas! Scene 1: At the park which is built on a stinking landfill.
Dib: Zim! What are you doing here?! Zim: I would ask the same of you! Gaz:* sprays on the love potion* Ah, finally, the fighting ends! *plays on Game Slave and watches the fun!* Meanwhile on another bench. Boyfriend#1: Isn't it romantic, sitting here, watching the fumes horribly warp the sunset, flies buzzing everywhere. Iccyprep: Boyfriend#1, I have something to tell you, it's a secret I've been keeping from you for the past two seconds. You see, I've been dating your entire extended family, even the dog! Boyfriend#1:What?! You kissed Fluffy?! You.blaaaa..Oh dear, I swallowed a fly. I think I shall die. *collapses on the ground in a pile of dog shit with a knife sticking out of his back* Iccyprep: Oh, cool, I think he's dead. Scene 2: Later at the Funeral Iccyprep: The horror! THE HORROR!!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Boyfriend#2:Cheer up, I don't think he was my real father anyway. Iccyprep: No, it's not that, I BROKE A NAIL!!!! WAAAAAA!!!!! Boyfriend#2: At least I still have 20 other half brothers and sisters that I don't yet know about. Guy in the background: Owww!!! Stop Stabbing me and ripping out vital organs with that knife!! Nny: Tell me what happened to my other knife! Iccyprep: Oh, look, that guy is being stabbed to death my a homicidal maniac. Isn't that just wacky? Nny: What did you say?! Iccyprep: And look at those wacky boots! Those are like so like not like cool! Nny: Alright! You asked for it! Iccyprep: Oww! He broke another nail! * dies on the floor in a puddle of bodily fluid otherwise known as blood * Meanwhile in the Director's Chair: Jhonen: Where's Devi when you need her? Nny! Don't you have a cheerleading squad to stun?! Nny: Some jerk stole my tazer along with my knife! * knocks over popcorn stand. The vibrations push the button that is in Boyfriend#1's coffin along with the knife. * Boyfriend#1: * removes coffin lid. * Must.kill. wacky. guy. Jhonen: How lovely, I've created another gross monstrosity. So much for having a nice day. (sarcastically) Nny: And you! Always telling me what to do and who to kill! Jhonen: Your pathetic memory is further deteriorating. That wasn't me, that was the wall. Nny: Well you made the wall! * takes knife out of Boyfriend#1's back and lunges at Jhonen. * Jhonen: * uses lasers to freeze Nny in midair, Matrix-style! * Nny: * crashes into wall * Stop it, Devi! I must keep the wall wet! The Horribly Disfigured End I would like to thank the people who helped me write this story, my friend Megan, who gave me the idea for one of Jhonen's lines and that kid who always follows me around at school and looks sort of like Johnny. He didn't really help me write, I just thought thanking anonymous people would be funny. You aren't laughing, are you? Oh well, I tried. Please review my sugar and root beer high induced story!