Author's note: Hi, my name's Jake. You may know me from my fic Caillou Goes to Jail. After reading the fanfic Sonic High School, I decided to do a follow-up to it. Here is Sonic College.

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"GET THE FUCK UP, SONIC!" said Sonic's mom. "YOUR DAD'S TAKING YOU TO COLLEGE TODAY!"

Sonic yawned like a nigga at a white conventshon, and glanced at the clock. "4:30 AM!" it screamed at his face. Sonic screamed back at it and put his socks and sneakers on really fast because he is fast and fast means super speed and super speed is what Sonic has. It was still dark out, but Sonic's parents wanted him to have an early start so he could have time to learn where everything was before his first class.

Sonic then ran downstairs and snatched a piece of toast like a... you know what? Screw similes. "See you in the summer, Mom!" Sonic said without any sadness or crying in his voice.

Lightning suddenly flashed in the background as Sonic's mom, who was wearing a bunch of cooking shit all over her body like oven mitts and aprons and that crap snarled, "You're dead to me."

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Sonic got in his father's 1989 Ford Tempo, which still ran like a cheetah being shot by bad people for its fur for fursuits for furries to masterbait to on the internet and fantazise about being stepped on by giant paws and that crap which I MOST DEFANITELY DO NOT DO EVER, and his dad said, "Welp, this will be our last time together for almost a whole year." He cleered his throat. "Enjoy these next two hours, OK?"

"Whatever, said Sonic, turning on his iPod to listen to metal grunge with bad words in it." Sonic did not like his father secretly because he was an an alcohaulic and yelled at him all the time because of it.

The car started and sped out of the drivew ay. It turned left, then right, over a bridge, onto the interstate, and then stayed there for an hour or two before getting on the road for college.

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In the parking lot of Hegehog University, Sonic's dad's started to tear up. "Well, son, this is-"

"GO TO HELL! BYE!" Sonic sped away through the college doors like a maniac.