"It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others." Doumeki remarked.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Watanuki shouted, shooting the archer a glare.
"All the bad things that happen to you. Your like a big flashing neon sign."
"What?!"
"It says Don't Do What Watanuki Does."
"IT'S NOT LIKE I DO ANYTHING ON PURPOSE TO CAUSE BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO ME!!! SPIRITS JUST HAPPEN TO THINK I TASTE GOOD AND WANT TO EAT ME!!!"
Doumeki stopped walking and got a thoughtful look on his face.
"I want sushi tomorow."
"What does that have to do with anything?!" Watanuki growled.
Doumeki shrugged. "Spirits want to eat you. I want to eat sushi."
"Your changing the subject!"
Doumeki stuffed his fingers in his ears and started walking again.
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