it's somewhat edited but hey i tried (strawberry-chan)
Okay just to let you guys know me and strawberry-chan like Rukia and Orihime (well i like Orihime when shes not getting on my nerves) there is a little bashing of Rukia and a lot of Orihime and me and Strawberry-chan just made this for fun!! Everyone in this fic is ooc.by the way this was edited by strawberry-chan so if theres any mistakes its her fault!! :)
Disclaimer-I do not own bleach (if i did Grimmjow would be mine)
Baka - idiot
Kuso - shit
Thoughts in italics
THE CRACK FIC BEGIN'S
Goodbye Halcyon Days
Ichigo and Renji were having a quiet afternoon when Urahara ran over stating Rukia was coming everyone groaned "Fuck"
"Hi guys!"screamed Rukia along with Orihime. Ichigo and Renji gave a small wave with fake smiles. Orihime went up to her wannabe boyfriend and smelled his chest then smelled his hair before letting out a happy sigh.
"I made you something to eat Kurosaki-kun!"
Renji went to grab some of Orihime's food when she lashed out at him her face twisting in anger and slapped his hand away "Don't touch!" Orihime screamed her right eye twitching. Renji backed away slowly while gazing at the food that had her hair in it. Ichigo noticed the hair and smiled weakly
"Ahh... thanks Inoue but I already ate." 'God Orihime was worse then Rukia'
"Oh okay, are you sure?" Orihime asked and tried to spoon feed him "I made it specially for you"
Ichigo looked at 'food' and felt nauseous "Yeah, I'm sure." then he looked for anything that would get him away from Orihime. His options:
A) A chair
'Nah she would break that...'
B) Table
'no...'
C) Rukia
'Yeah, that's one thing she's good for!'
Orihime let out a growl when suddenly she saw Ichigo and Renji hide behind Rukia.
Rukia blinked and looked behind her "Uhhh... what are you bakas doing?" she asked
"Shhh she might see us." Ichigo whispered but it was pretty obvious since Rukia was so small and Renji and Ichigo were so big and muscular they stuck out like a wolf in sheep's clothing.
"Yeah... and she can't see you guys behind me..." Rukia said as she started to move out of the way
"NO!" They both screamed holding her down but were thrown off guard when Orihime let out a roar her eyes wide with anger and jealousy her mouth foaming like a wild animal with rabies she charged at Rukia screaming. "My Ichigo!!"
Her sharp claws extended and ready to sink in Rukia's flesh. The strawberry (Renji's chocolate bear) and pineapple screamed like little school girls and retreated away from the psycho.
"Kuso." Renji said then grabbed Rukia. If anything happened to her Byakuya would go bankai on their asses and would have their heads. Ichigo and Renji ran threw the halls screaming their heads off with Rukia held captive under Renji's armpit and Orihime hot their trail like a wild lion going after their meal.
"Dammit Ichigo, she only wants you!" panted Renji
"Are you telling me you want me to let her get me!"
"YES MOTHER FUCKER!"
Renji slammed Ichigo against the wall when the strawberry was about to get up a random orange cat came out of nowhere and started clawing at Ichigo's head and face making the strawberry scream "What the fuck!?"
When Orihime popped her head around the corner eyes glazed over and sparkling as if she was finding a lost treasure. "Ichigo?"
"DAMN YOU RENJI!!"
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