DIE GREGSON SIMON

THE ADVENTURE OF THE VAMPIRE

REQUESTED BY HEROMAN66475

one night ryunosuke naruhodo and sherlock homes were sleepin 2gether in 221b baker street when they woke up the next morning and something was strange

holmes red the newspaper and gasped

"what is dis" said sherlock and ryu read the paper too

===THE SHITTY NEWS===

"FAMOUS MAN BECOMES VAMPIRE, POLICE SEARCHING TO ARREST THE ORIGINAL VAMPIRE, END QUOTE" said the newspaper

"woah wtf who got hurt" said ryu reading more and saw the victims name was BAROK VON ZEEKS

"WOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, NOT VAN YIK!" shouted holmes

they ran to the prosecutors office where zieks was in hospital room

"ryu" said van keks "u gotta listen to me..."

"yes? yes? WAT IS IT BAROK?!" shouted ryu

"im... IM... IM GONNA SUE DE FUK OUT OF THAT VAMPIRE!" he yelled jumping off the bed and he grabbed the doctor and dragged him to court

===COURT===

"courts in session" said santa

"the defense is ready ur honor" said ryu

"i, prosecutor vampar hunter is also ready" said vamper "i call de plaintiff to the stand"

and then barok flew down as a bat and smoke appeared and he was human but actually vampire with fangs

he picked up a glass of wine and said

"i offer dis wine to the goddess of the law, now i accuse mr doc terr of being the vampire that bit my ass"

"how did he get there" said santa

"TAT IS IRRELEVANT" shouted van shrieks throwing the wine at santas face

"(hmm that might be important)" thought ryu

"i agree" said holmes "we shud have him testify about it"

"first my statemetn" said barok

===TESTIMONY===

"terr bit me"

"HOLD IT" shouted ryu "where"

"right... the ass" he said slowly

"OBJECTION" shouted ryu "how could it have gotten there"

"FUCKFUCKFUCK" shouted barok

"ok testify about that" said hunter

===WITNESS TESTIMONY===

"ok teh truth is we had sex"

"he bit my ass but then it turns out he bit my ass and i became vampire"

"OBJECTION" shouted ryu vampires cant intrude on people private place"

"tats cause i invited him into my home u dumbass" said zeeks

"DAMMIT" shouted ryu

"think logically about this ryu" said holmes

"ok... theres another reason he cudve gone in" said ryu

"wat" said hunter

"barok... WAS ALREADY A VAMPIRE"

"OHOHOHOHOOHOHOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE" shouted barok van pire

the gallery talked and talked so santa hit gavel

"WAT ARE U MAD" shouted santa

"well all we have to do is look at court videos with vam pire in them and look for sharp teeth"

so they went on youtube and watched DGS on the sub channel and yea he had sharp teeth

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" shouted zieks "YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE"

he turned into a bat and flew away

"dont let him get away!" shotued hunter

ryu holmes and hunter ran out the door but zieeks was already far away

but then a car drove to them

"HOLMSIE NARUDY GET IN I INVENTED A CAR TO CATCH HIM" shouted iris so the three of em got in and iris sped down the road at 10000000000000000000000000000000 edgeworths per hour lol funny joke

they went so fast that they caught up to him in like half a second but hes in the sky oops

so they drove up big ben cause theyr in london and drove off the roof and landed on bat van zeeks

barok turned back into a normal guy

"u fucker, ill make u all vampires" shouted barok and he bit holmes

"NOOOOO HOLMES" shouted ryu but holmes grinned and barok FELL TO THE GROUND COUGHING

"COFF CAOFF WAT DID U DO TO ME"

"ha ha ha WAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH" laughed holmes "i injected myself with garlic liquid, now u gonna die"

"HUUUUUUFFFFF NO NO KILL URSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!" screamed barok throwing garlic at homes but it did nothing and he turned to ash

"ha ha ha and london is saved from vampires again!" shouted holmes

THE END