Ok so I was bored. Here's what happens when you get me bored. i promise to add more but submit your ideas to me! REVIEW!!
Top ten ways to annoy the Cullens!!
1) When Edward is at school take all of his c.d.s out of the house and hide them in various spots in the forest. Count how many months he spends looking for them. When he asks you why you did that, tell him Emmet forced you to.
2) Force Emmet to watch figure skating on the Olympics and tell him he'd look good in a leotard. Run away before he understands what you just said.
3) When it's Jacob's birthday buy him a flea collar and tell him it's for his own good.
4) have Esme hold a flash light to Carlisle ear and look in the other side, ask him why can you see the light if he's so smart? Ask him if it was all just an act.
5) Leave Rosalie a letter saying she is the ugliest thing since Swiss cheese and sign emmet's name, make sure he is not home when you do this. Be sure to leave before he gets back. Watch entertainment from a safe distance.
6) Go hunting with the boys on an extremely raining day and proceed to tease them all so that they chase you and splatter mud all over Esme's clean house... be sure to run before you get beat to death with a silver spoon.
7) When Carlisle is holding a family meeting to discuss something important spontaneously shout " Lies!" and watch their reactions.
8) Chase Jacob with a frilly pink collar and tell him you'll love him forever if he wears it. If that doesn't work, get him while his sleeping and post pictures on myspace.
9) As the Cullen's what would happen if they randomly ate a bug would their eyes turn green?
10) Steal everyone's left shoe. Why they ask if you have seen them respond with, " Why do you always blame me!!" proceed to hysterically cry.
Ok I'm done. REVIEW!