Note: Yup! I'm doing these letters with HR as well! :D
Dear Half-Sane Writers,
As much as I greatly appreciate your well written fantasy romance novels of me finally seeking the soul of Kirsty Cotton and her finally lusting to pursue me, I'm afraid to inform you I'm not quite at that step just yet. Unfortunately these fics have discouraged her away from the idea as well.
Sincerely,
Xipe Totec