Authors note: this is my first fan fiction so please, if you don't like it don't review it!
Nigel walked through the jungle muttering under his breath,
He had been hit with a cage, shocked on an electricity line, attacked by a female bird, launched out of a plane with a fire extinguisher, nearly killed by a plane propeller and humiliated by a marmoset with a camera. He had never been angrier in his entire life. The only thing he wanted now was revenge.
He stopped moving, Nigel had just thought up a brilliant plan: he would catch his foes by hunting them down and killing them in their weakest moment. ''yes…'' muttered Nigel ''….excellent.'', he let out a loud cackle before setting of to find his most hated enemy's, Blu and Jewel.
He ran through the jungle, he couldn't fly because his wing feathers were mangled and torn from the plane propeller, he listened close for the voices of his enemy's, he stopped listening when he heard the cutest chirping he had ever heard, he looked up to find three adorable baby macaws perched in the hole of a tree, he marvelled at them for 5 minutes before realising that they were blue, the same coloration as his nemeses', he climbed the tree with an evil smile.
Once he reached the hole he shouted at the chicks ''now you little brats had better get out of my way before…I mean um... is your mummy and daddy in.''
The chicks nodded politely and moved out of the way.
Nigel stepped into the tree and fell down it's hollowed out trunk, ''GYAAAH!'' screamed Nigel as he plummeted towards the hard surface, he landed on something soft and feathery, he looked down.
He saw and nest made from blue feathers twigs and beautiful leaves, he also saw that Blu and Jewel were gasping and spluttering for breath beneath his bulk, he smiled at his choking victims ''finally I have you right where I want you!'' he said as he began to lift himself up, he lifted his talons and just as he was about to strike the first blow his foe's began flapping their wings violently, they both flew from the tree.
Nigel pouted for a while before jewel came back with a large rock in her beak which later ended up smashing into Nigel's skull, knocking him out.
He awoke tied to a pole next to a sign which read: ''maul the ugly freak admission free.'', Nigel looked around to see Blu and Jewel staring at him evilly, they both came over to him and whispered in his ears ''payback time ugly freak!''.
Nigel stared forward and saw seventeen toucan chicks, ''you've got to be kidding me, those things can't hurt a cockatoo.'' said Nigel, Rafael came up behind him and whispered ''I wouldn't be too sure about that.''
Nigel's screams could be heard throughout the whole of Rio.