A/N: Revised 29/7-04
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FFX commercials
The party in Guadosalam with Seymour. The blue haired man turned around and spoke to Auron. "Why are you still here, sir?
Tidus looked at Seymour, puzzled.
"I beg your pardon." Seymour bowed slightly to them. "We Guado are keen to the scent of the Farplane."
Auron whipped out a bottle of deodorant from his sleeves. "That's because I use farplane deodorant." He turned to the camera and smiled. "Hi, I'm Sir Auron. When I'm shootin' hoops, lifting weights and killing fiends, nothing keeps me dryer and smelling fresher than Farplane deodorant."
Seymour walked at him, inspecting the bottle. "But what about evil unsents such as myself? Will it do the same for me?"
The samurai laughed. "Heh heh. Farplane deodorant works for everybody, including insane Guado fiends." He handed Seymour a stick, and the camera zoomed in on the label. "It comes in four scents, Musk, pine, unscented, and lime, so I'm sure it'll do wonders for your bad B.O," Auron said, producing three more bottles from his coat, showing them to the camera.
Seymour took a sniff of the Deodorant and enjoyed the scent. "Thank you Sir Auron." He turned to the camera. "When ever I feel the excess sweat start to drip I know now to use Farplane deodorant."
"Don't thank me, thank the people at Bevelle," Auron said, patting Seymour's shoulder and faced the camera. "Remember if it doesn't say Farplane, You're using the wrong stuff."