Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor who or Harry Potter, however much I wish I did

AN: This is just a random Facebook chat I had with my friend while she wasn't responding, please forgive misspellings and grammar issues. Contains references to both 9th and 11th doctor.


You know, I think the Dalkeks could beat Voldemort

All they would have to do was shoot him with their laser/plunger thingy

And I'd like to see a killing cure get past one of their shields...

Actually, that would be quite interesting...

Hmmm...

But Voldemort could defiantly beat the Cybermen

And the Slitheene, even if he couldn't pronounce their home planet

I would tell you, but I just can't, I would right it, but that is near impossible. It starts with an r...

Voldemort vs. the doctor...

That would be good

And funny

Wait...

JACK VS VOLDEMORT!

Now that would be awesome

Especially if the doctor replaced Jack's sonic pistol with a banana again

Jack would still win, even if he just had a banana

Bananas are high in potassium

I think Voldemort would beat Rose though

Poor Rose

And Amy too...

But Rose and Amy together...

Voldemort wouldn't stand a chance...

And if River was there... Hahaha I almost would pity Voldemort... almost


Well, what did you think? Reviews are appreciated. If you review I will give you a screwdriver (sonic not included).