Oookaay, so this is my first story (or oneshot really) that I've posted on the site. Really don't care if there are flamers or not, I jut did it for fun. Also, it shows a little into another story I'm writing, called Spark Breaker. Hope you enjoy, its my first attempt at humor! =P
"I took a walk for the very first time
On the dark side of the dance floor,
Lit a match just to heat things up
But I got more than I bargained for;
Mixed drinks, mixed feelings of elation,
I should have known it was a one night invitation.
Don't sweat it, forget it, everything is a-ok.
Just let it, go, then its, off to find another face,
I make you come just to watch you leave,
You walk around with my heart on your sleeve.
Don't sweat it, it's over now, our time ran out.
I took an oath, but I'm giving it up,
You didn't have to see things my way.
Nothing more than a casual fuck;
Isn't that just how we operate?
Let's drink to feelings of temptation
You and I, we're an over-night sensation.
Don't sweat it, forget it, everything is a-ok.
Just let it, go, then its, off to find another face,
I make you come just to watch you leave,
I walk around with your heart on your sleeve.
Don't sweat it, it's over now, our time ran...
Outside the-" I was interrupted before I could even finish the sentence, and it just had to be Prowl, didn't it?
"Why in the fragging Pit would you kill someone for their heart, just to pin it on your sleeve? It is highly illogical!" FRZZT! BANG! CRASH!
And now you insert a glitched unconscious Prowl. Greeeeat, now I'll have to call Ratchet…again.
::HorizonBreaker to Ratchet, come in Ratchet,:: I was extremely nervous, Ratchet wasn't called the "Hatchet" for nothing you know.
::Ratchet here, what do you need Horizon? And I swear to Primus if you and the Twins slagged off Ironhide, I am NOT going to fix you three up again!:: Ratchet didn't sound very pleased; I probably interrupted his recharge, or he was just about to. Oh well…
::Uh, sorry, not this time…But you still might put a dent in my helm (or he might make it so I can't speak,:: I replied back, scared. He could most likely tell, too.
::What did you do this time?:: He asked back, exasperated. Now I feel bad about telling him, but he is the only medic on base right now, so I have to. Can't just leave poor Prowler lying around for 'Sides and Sunny, now can I?
::I, uh, not meaning to, made Prowl glitch…again,:: I was going to get it this time, even if I am the lead mech.
::Again? This is the third time in the past two weeks! Just what were you doing?::
Uh-oh, he sounded mad. I was really scared now. I took a deep intake of air and let it out slowly, just like a sigh. ::I was singing again, and part of the lyrics go "I walk around with your heart on your sleeve," and you can probably guess it from there,:: I hesitatively told him.
The only thing I got was complete and total radio silence.
::Uh, Ratchet? You there?::
::So, Stonefires' checkup is next Earth week. Don't forget to bring him in. And tell him that if he's good, he'll get energon treats as well.::