Chicken eggs.

What happens when you're nice for once in your life and rescue a Goblin? Well it led me to being in the HP world, in the past, as Tom Riddle's cousin… I think. Note to self no more good deeds. Hey a thought! Toad plus chicken egg equals?

I am girl who was named Jade Olsen. I used to live in American and I used to not like hardly anything except for my horse, named Green Brisket. She is a good horse I don't know how or why she went with me, but she did so don't dis the horse or the horse's name. Just don't ask about the name, lets say I liked to name things after food and I liked to put a color in front of it.

Anyways, I was 11 years old more then old enough in those parts to ride by my self through the woods on the property I was riding in. No it wasn't my property and I wasn't allowed to be on it either so what? The day when it happened I was riding out to the river where there was a nice grassy area Green Brisket enjoyed.

The river was fast flowing and was only about 2 feet deep, easy enough for a horse to cross, but as I was about to find out it wasn't as easy for midgets nor Goblins .

When I first saw the Goblin traveling down river thrashing about I stared. Was that human and was it drowning? I wasn't certain on either count so I followed it down river a ways until the thrashing slowed and almost stopped before I decided yes it was drowning. Now did I want to save it? I was bored and it was summer so I was hot and a dip in the water sounded nice.

So I jumped into the 2 ft river and rescued the short person thing. Something I would regret. When I got it out of the river it spent a few long moments coughing up water. I stared at it and it was ugly, deformed ugly, scarily ugly. I was now certain it wasn't human and was trying to deice if I should shove it back into the water before it tired to eat me when it stopped couching and stared at me.

As we stared at each other I wondered many things 1 Did it find me as ugly as I found it? 2 Was it going to attack? 3 If it did attack should I try to kill it so I could sell its body to science and get lots of money or should I assume I won't win seeing at it had big teeth and big nails/claws and instead of dying should I run away very quickly? 4 How long are we going to stare at each other?

"…"

"….."

"…"

"….."

"….Hi." I offered the silence between myself and creature wondering if anything would happen. Something did happen as a matter of fact. The thing spoke or rather it yelled angrily.

"! #$%^##%^&&* W##$!"

"…."

I had no idea what it was saying as I have never heard the language or anything like it, but I would be willing to bet it involved curse words.

"#$ !4^^7$!#E$%!" The thing stomped its foot.

"…Hi?" I tired again. It calmed down a bit and pointed at me.

"& U$*)#) ^() "

"Hello…I am-

"*#%& *)_$*#&$"

"Still don't understand you…"

"$ # "

"No I didn't get that either. I-

"# $% ##4!" It yelled something and reached into its pocket and took out a bag. I exchanged a look with Green Brisket. She didn't know what was up with the deformed midget from hell either.

Then it laughed at me, grinned, and though pink powder at myself and my horse.

"What the hell…you know I saved your life and I really don't think-"

And then I knew no more. Imagine that.