"Hey, Dante, go get me some coffee."
Said boy crossed his arms in a pout. He really didn't want to. Vergil could get his own flippin' coffee if he so desperately needed it!
Suddenly, an idea- a brilliant idea, in fact- struck the silver-haired boy. A smirk crept across his lips.
"Sure, Verge, Whatever."
His twin muttered a muffled 'thank you' before returning to his book.
Dante watched the coffee maker with glee, chewing away at his lips in attempt to keep himself from laughing.
As soon as the beverage was done, he practically ripped the mug out from under the gurgling machine. Then, promptly poured about half into the sink with a grin.
Rushing into the bathroom, Dante yanked open the cabinet and rummaged through it until he found the mouthwash. He filled the the remaining space of the mug with the bitter blue liquid before retuning back to the kitchen to throw in a dash of salt and pepper for good measure.
Finding his brother still emersed in reading, he thrust the concoction out towards him.
"Here."
Vergil glanced up, finished the page he was on, and took the steaming cup. As he took the first sip, Dante swore he was going to pee himself with excitement.
"Huh..."
He smiled mischievously, 'C'mon, C'mon!'
"This 'coffee' doesn't really taste right."
Dante felt his heart disintegrate. There went his master plan that he spent a whole two seconds plotting.
Alas, there may be a sliver of hope left as his twin took another sip.
"It still doesn't taste quite right."
At this point, he was ready to scream 'Of course it don't, Vergie! I put salt, pepper. and friggin' mouthwash in it!'
Again, the mug met the blue-eyed boy's lips. "Hm... Oh well, thanks anyway."
Dante watched in horror as Vergil simply stood, walked to the kitchen, and poured the drink down the the drain.
He didn't, and still hasn't told his twin about that particular cup of coffee. Hopefully, for his sake, never will.
A/N: Dang, this is short. OTL Atleast I finally got around to writing something!
My dad did the exact same thing to his sister, her reaction was the same as Vergie's. My question is how to you NOT notice? XD
I don't own Vergil/Dante/Devil May Cry. I just wrote this because I have no life. :'D